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Why do I keep allowing Starscream to come back? He just keeps betraying me.

I liked squishing fleshlings before they even freakin' evolved!!!!

*punt*
*stomp*
*squish*

Mwahahahahaahaha!

Soon, meatsacks, you'll all be in love with me!

*activates the Tactical Robotic Unit Stimulation Thingy*

We call it TRUST for short! Mwahahahahahaha!!

*attempts to start an internet-energon scam.*

I'm a nigerian prince who needs to get his inheritance, and I need 5,000 cubes of energon in order to gain access to the millions of dollars I have. I'm willing to share half with you if only I could get to the money stored in these swiss bank accounts...

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I sparkled once.....

How'd that happen? Did the French set you on fire again?

He's made of polymetal alloy.

*Transforms into gold statue*

Non-fatal wishes to those fleshlings who reek of sodium chloride from this planetoid's most watery region!

Megatron wrote:

White Deceptiqueen wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in

There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.

yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round

Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.

No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

Nannites CREATED by Professor Farnsworth.

Heresy!

Megatron wrote:

No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

No, Michael Bay retconned it. Apparently nanites don't make big enough explosions. {weeps}

Mmmm, naanites...

Damn him and his heresy!

Studpuffin wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

I learned that a thread stays on topic for about five post. Three if a FAWTLer jumps in

There's got to be a mathematical rule in there somewhere.

yes, the rule of PIE.

Pie r not square

pie r round

Welcome to General Math 101, with your instructor, Grimlock.

No, our holy scripture says we evolved from small nannites that spontaneously evolved on cybertron!

Awright folks, I'm off for now. Got a new game to attend, and I need to find a way to turn Megatron and Starscream into D&D characters in less than 3 hours.

Do not fail me, fleshling! I must be CR 1,000,000!

Megatron wrote:

*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste*

*CRONK*

Hell you're heavy. But it'll take a lot more than that to kill Luca Blight!!!!

*benchpresses Megatron and shoves him off, stands, dusts off, retrieves sword*

Nice warmup. I think I'm all stretched out now!!!

Your corn syrup is showing, or whatever that lubricant is that fills fleshling meatsacks.

Here, hold these Energon Cubes if you're that strong.

*Makes cubes of Energon from the burning house*

Megatron wrote:

Luca Blight wrote:

*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*

Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!

I do have good aim don't I?

All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!

I don't do the adoring so much but I will take you up on the leisure!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheehahahahahaaaaa!!!!

*climbs atop the sword impaled in Megatron's back, draws second sword and cleaves the head*

*flops on back and rolls around laughing, crushing Luca into a bloody paste*

Hahahaha, you hit my tickle processor! Hahahaha. Fleshling you've got good aim.

Fleshling?

Oh, oh boy.

*punts a giant mushroom at Marijuakurion*

Megatron wrote:

Luca Blight wrote:

Megatron wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Elsewhere......

*ponders*

I'm bored.
Bored bored.
Bored bored bored.
...
......
.........
I think I'll summon an insane alias and conquer Fawtlyland. That should be fun!

Too late, meatsack!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*

You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.

*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*

Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!

*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*

Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!

*flies around Fawtlyland and crashes sword-first into Megatron's back*

Hey, nice shot!!! You're going to have to hit a lot harder than that though!!!!

I do have good aim don't I?

All praise from Meatsacks will be hence forth accepted. You may adore me at your leisure!

Megatron wrote:

Orthos wrote:

Elsewhere......

*ponders*

I'm bored.
Bored bored.
Bored bored bored.
...
......
.........
I think I'll summon an insane alias and conquer Fawtlyland. That should be fun!

Too late, meatsack!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*

You've been here this long and you're only just now kicking over houses?? The quality of the pillaging has really plummeted in recent years.

*tosses torches into the Rose Garden and impales the card soldiers on their own pikes*

Now THAT'S how it's started!!!! Hoohoohahahahahaheeheeheehahahaaaaaa!!!!!!!

*punts Luca Blight over the horizon*

Whaaaaat? I can't hear you over the sound of you breaking the sound barrier!

Elsewhere......

*ponders*

I'm bored.
Bored bored.
Bored bored bored.
...
......
.........
I think I'll summon an insane alias and conquer Fawtlyland. That should be fun!

Too late, meatsack!

Mwahahahahahahaha!

*kicks over the White Rabbit's house*

Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:

So, apparently I need to leave my 'sheenery at home if I ever meet up with you guys?

Mine survived with its honor intact.

Hehehehehehe

Have you guys tried Fish? I hear it's brain food.

Megatron wrote:

*turns into poodle form and humps taig's Ipad*

It's me!

Muhahahahahaha!

I am being violated, but it feels oh so good, give it to me you cybertronian ~female dog~

Master save me

How many USB ports do you have? I hope you have good AV software!

*turns into poodle form and humps taig's Ipad*

It's me!

Muhahahahahaha!

Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

Say the magic word and I will always appear. Zibbity zibbity do-dah-dah-zee-bop!

Hey, I was here first!

Gary Teter wrote:

I think the master bedroom needs a waterslide into the swimming pool.

And there is a distinct lack of robots around this place.

I've always been partial to a firehouse pole. Can we put it next to the waterslide? How many square feet is this place...? I might need to get some more cats.

*Transforms into a firehouse pole*

muhahahahaha

Megatron wrote:

Class dismissed.

I don't feel tardy.

Give me somethin' to write on!

Bad poodle! Stop humping my leg! I know you're hot for teacher though.

Marcus Aurelius wrote:

Whatever. I'm not trying to convince you so your point is merely wasted on me. If you want to dismiss Faith, dismiss it. I choose not to and I have been rewarded with things that I won't waste my breath enumerating to someone who is bent on disbelieving for the sake of it. If you are truly interested in Faith fine, if you just want a pissing contest find someone else. It really makes no odds to me.

Who is really doing the dismissing here?

ME!

Class dismissed.

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.

.

I couldn't help myself :P

When you come back from the store, make sure to have picked me up a six pack of anti-freeze. I'll be prepared next time I crash land in the arctic.

Studpuffin wrote:

I don't know why that'd be the case except with Metatron who used to be mortal.

Metatron? Sounds like a Transformer to me... are you sure he didn't used to be a truck? Or a robot?

He's positive.

My own species? We're from Cybertron, these fleshlings are gonna get it!

Besides, we decepticons have "Pretenders"... and they're totally hot. Just ask that puke Sam Witwicky.

Do we get to assimilate them?

Either that, or destroy them. Most likely destroy them. Definitely destroy them.

PAp0, I like the cut of your jib! Care to join the decepticons?

Soon fleshling meatsacks... soon.

Speaking of wings, has anyone seen Starscream?

*Transforms into an espresso machine*

*Cackles electronically*

Mwahahahahahahaha!

Remember to stand in the Roomba recharger after a few hours of use! Those legs don't recharge themselves!

Jabberwock, I like the cut of your... whatever it is that fleshlings get cut. Now to improved upon you!

*creates a cybernetic version of the Jabberwock*

BEHOLD, the CYBERWOCK!

Now how am I going to get to the queen.

*Builds bibwit heart a pair of robot legs*

Try these...

Oh, and if they start killing things on the way there, don't worry. Its just doing what it is programed to do.

Close enough!

*Hands the small rabbit a switch knife*

Megatron wrote:

*Rumbles electronically*

The lady said: Remove your pants!

I don't wear pants

Does not compute

*Rumbles electronically*

The lady said: Remove your pants!

*Extracts a cube of energon from a Nile Crocodile's tail*

Mwahahahahahaha! This will be so easy!

*Punts the Walrus and the Carpenter over the horizon*

Lord Megatron, what are you doing here?! {looks around in disgust} What is the meaning of this irrational fleshling ritual?

{scans worriedly for Gishimus Prime}

I'm actually finding the evisceration of these particular fleshlings to be quite enjoyable!

*Stomps Tweedle-Dee into a bloody paste, but not Tweedle-Dum*

I am not an ash can! I am a highly sophisticated cybernetic lifeform destined to destroy this world and all its fleshlings!

*mumbles* I might also be an allegory for overcompensating fleshlings.

*sips tea after adding five lumps of sugar and a pint of heavy cream*

Thank you kindly, sir. I seem to have become terribly hungry, too. I'll just nibble on the Dormouse's tarts; he's asleep and isn't eating.

*Roars*

I demand that you ask before taking!

*transforms into a tank, smooshing several borogoves and mome raths before proceeding to move down.*

*Smashes a slithy-tove*

Watch out for the biplanes, dear.

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Starscream?

That's Star-Scream for all those fleshling perverts!

Did someone say energon city?

*accidentally sits on the jam, but not the mustard*