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*yawn* But genetics don't work that way. All it would do is mess with your mitochondria and protein synthesis... zzz

*yawn* Oh, Hatter, it seems the Hare has arrived! Kicked my bed with his robot legs too... zzz

Cat! CAT! Cat! Cat! Cat! Cat... zzz

~A rather unseemly organ slowly materializes, followed by the rest of a large striped feline the size of a man.~

Puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrfect. If we any iccccccccce that is.

Cat? CAT!

*grabs butter knife and starts hacking wildly, upending his teacup*

Hmm? Oh, it seems we have another guest! Hatter, could you pass the scones? I seem to be out of tarts.

I have not seen Stars-cream.

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a date with a South American gentleman by the name of Raoul.

*yawn* Remind him to feed his head, would you? I'd hate to see it starve.

The Dormouse wrote:

Alice wrote:

How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!

It's tea time. What else would we be taking at tea time?

Cybertron! I should be taking Cybertron!

Why would you be taking cybertron? It goes horridly with tea.

*yawn* Thank you... zzz

How strange. A mouse, rabbit, and mechanical man taking tea. A caterpillar on a mushroom. And a leafy man making insinuations and very poor near-rhymes. Curiouser and curiouser!

It's tea time. What else would we be taking at tea time?

*Smashes his way through wonderland, punting Jabberwocks and playing cards*

Why is there no Energon here!?

Oh, hello there. Would you like some *yawn* tea?

Ah, tea! Yes some tea would be good zzz

The Hatter wrote:

Has anyone seen the March Hare and the Dormouse?

*Coughs*

Gimme five more minutes...

zzz