..any and all peckers are allowed in here
SEXIST! SEXIST!
o.O Peckers?! Surely you jest.*holds up sign:**Quack*No cranes, ducks or geese allowed in here!
*plays with a shiny bead*
You know what my granson asked me today?
Well I was on the porch wearing nothing but a shirt and he stopped by to visit. He asked me why I was only wearing a shirt and I told that yesterday I sat on the porch wearing only pants and that my neck got stiff. Well after I told his granny that she reccomended that I only wear a shirt today. Well, I think her idea worked as my pecker is stiff.
|
o.O Peckers?! Surely you jest.*holds up sign:**Quack*No cranes, ducks or geese allowed in here!
*plays with a shiny bead*
You know what my granson asked me today?
Well I was on the porch wearing nothing but a shirt and he stopped by to visit. He asked me why I was only wearing a shirt and I told that yesterday I sat on the porch wearing only pants and that my neck got stiff. Well after I told his granny that she reccomended that I only wear a shirt today. Well, I think her idea worked as my pecker is stiff.
*holds up sign:
WAC WAC!
Did someone call me?
CAW! CAW! CAW!
"Henpecked???"
SEXIST! SEXIST!
*Waddles back to the edge of the thread to see if she can sneak back in*
*Holds her duck bill high*
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
*Holds her duck bill high*
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!
CAW! CAW! CAW!
*pecks a dent into a steel woodshed*
Ooh, vibratey!
*caw*
*pecks a dent into a steel woodshed*
Ooh, vibratey!
Caw?
*Holds up sign:
*
You want me to call Rusty?
*stalks gravely into thread*
Hmmmm, zis thread iss not dead yet, jawohl? *SQUAWK!*
*stalks away*
*preens himself*
*Carries a 1-pound coconut, gripping it by the husk*
CAW!
CAW CAW!
*drops coconut*
Golly gee willickers, that's about a pleasant as dropping a bowling ball on your foot!
*pecks Studpuffin on the head really hard*
*drops bowling ball on Teagan's foot*
*drops Coconut on Studpuffins head*
*kisses Studpuffin*
*kisses Studpuffin**holds up sign:*
Alter self
Alter self*kisses Studpuffin**holds up sign:**Holds up sign: *
*regurgitates bowling ball*
*flips sign: *
Don't worry, I only use it for when I need lips
Don't worry, I only use it for when I need lipsAlter self*kisses Studpuffin**holds up sign:**Holds up sign: *
*regurgitates bowling ball*
*flips sign: *
*holds up sign:*
Caw?
So far, only once.
*takes the dog for a walk*
CAW!
Feed the birds,
Tuppence a bag,
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a baaaag!
*Settles onto park bench and scatters birdseed*
You want me to call Rusty?*pecks a dent into a steel woodshed*
Ooh, vibratey!
Caw?
*Holds up sign:
*
Huh? What's that?
<Humps CourtFool>
CAW!
CAW! CAW!
CAW! CAW! CAW!
*soars high among the clouds*
Phew, I'm tired from all that flying!
*finds a tree to sleep off the fatigue from Flight*
I cannot believe this rubbishy thread has gone to three pages!