Peck Peck Peck

[Teagan, the Tengu]

What the? CRAW?

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:That is where worms typically hide.*

[CourtFool]

Did you get him? Yap!

[Cockapoo]

Me next Studpuffin. I caught some....bugs from messing around with Fifi.

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:Not yet, but I may've perforated your ear drum.. but no biggy. Any little bit of your hearing that was left has long since gone with the constant yapping.*

*stabs deeper for Earworm*

[Henpecked]

Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:Not yet, but I may've perforated your ear drum.. but no biggy. Any little bit of your hearing that was left has long since gone with the constant yapping.*

*stabs deeper for Earworm*

*Pulls out spear and comes to help*

CAW! CAW! CAW!

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:Not yet, but I may've perforated your ear drum.. but no biggy. Any little bit of your hearing that was left has long since gone with the constant yapping.*

What?

[Studpuffin]

CourtFool wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:Not yet, but I may've perforated your ear drum.. but no biggy. Any little bit of your hearing that was left has long since gone with the constant yapping.*

What?

*Holds up sign:Henpecked, you used to long of a spear. The puppy is blind now. He cannot read my signs anymore.*

Caw!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*bleeds a little*

!WAC

[Studpuffin]

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*bleeds a little more*

!WAC !WAC

[Studpuffin]

*Dials 9-1-1 for Teagan*

Do-Dooo-deee, we're sorry but the number you dialed is no longer connected. Please hang up and try again.

[Dr. Pekker]

Did zumbody call for herr doktor? Chust let me get mein chainsaw!

*RRRRRRRRRRRRR*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

*bleeding profusely*

I think I'm gonna have a little faint.

[Studpuffin]

*lays cushions around Teagan in every direction*

[Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark]

licks up Teagan's blood

OOH! salty...

[Nagpa Nick]

*SQUAWK* Tengu blood, just the reagent I needed.

Gets out a sponge and bucket.

I'll stitch you up in a moment, sonny.

[Studpuffin]

Peck peck peck.

CAW!

CAW CAW!

Peck peck.

[Crazy Bird Lady]

Studpuffin wrote:

Peck peck peck.

CAW!

CAW CAW!

Peck peck.

Nice birdie! *pets*

[Studpuffin]

*dances a little bird jig*

[Crazy Bird Lady]

*Stuffs popcorn down Studpuffin's craw* Nice birdie!

[Studpuffin]

Gulp!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

off to watch a movie

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Angels & Demons is teh bomb!

[Studpuffin]

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Angels & Demons is teh bomb!

*Plays horn*

Wah-wah...

*Holds up sign:Wins award for best/worst tongue-in-cheek joke in this thread*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW! CAW! CAW!

[orcface999]

we want some meat! why can't wes haves some meat!?

[Studpuffin]

*gives orcface999 some road kill*

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

My nest

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Is this a place for us birds?

[Woodsy]

*Stumbles into thread crashing through posters, collapses in its midst, his back a magnificent furry mound abristle with arrows.*

XvX

[Cheshire Cat]

Woodsy wrote:

*Stumbles into thread crashing through posters, collapses in its midst, his back a magnificent furry mound abristle with arrows.*

XvX

Hey everybody! Let's help ourselves to some owlbear burgers!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Woodsy wrote:

*Stumbles into thread crashing through posters, collapses in its midst, his back a magnificent furry mound abristle with arrows.*

XvX

*casts true resurrection on Woodsy*

[Studpuffin]

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

Is this a place for us birds?

*Holds up sign:Yessiry*

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

*casts true resurrection on Woodsy*

*Flips sign:Eat most of him first, cast true resurrection on his bones.*

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Studpuffin wrote:

*Flips sign:Eat most of him first, cast true resurrection on his bones.*

That wouldn't be very civilized.

[Studpuffin]

Teagan, the Tengu wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*Flips sign:Eat most of him first, cast true resurrection on his bones.*

That wouldn't be very civilized.

*Holds up sign:We're birds, and all efficient like that and stuff*

*toasts to Teagan over Woodsy's corpse*

*Flips sign:It tastes just like roadkill! Mmmmm*

CAW!

CAW!

[Vinny da Vulture]

circles the thread, looking for some roadkill

[Studpuffin]

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

circles the thread, looking for some roadkill

*Holds up sign:Mmm, splattered brains.*

Caw Caw Caw!

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

CAW!

[Vinny da Vulture]

Mmmm....roadkill

[CourtFool]

Vinny da Vulture wrote:

Mmmm....roadkill

Aren't you suppose to be in another thread going, "Mmmm…healthcare!"?

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:CAW!*

CAW!

[CourtFool]

Studpuffin wrote:

*Holds up sign:CAW!*

Well said, friend.

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:I try.*

Caw.

[Teagan, the Tengu]

I feel like someone cast animate intestines on me. O_O

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:The Beatles cast animate birdy on me. *

*Flips sign:Come together, right now... Jams out*

Caw!
Caw Caw!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

I made my Fortitude save. Spell negated. :)

[Studpuffin]

*Holds up sign:We should still scope you to make sure Earworm isn't hiding in there.*

*gets out archaic metal scope and lube*

CAW!

[Teagan, the Tengu]

Studpuffin wrote:

*gets out archaic metal scope and lube*

You ain't stickin' that thing up my rear!