Jacobs' Old Girlfriend's page

Quack?

Ahem.

QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're handsome. Almost as handsome as a dwarf.

I wish James had married me. Bastard.

I miss my snuggums. It's hard having a relationship when he doesn't know you're in the bushes outside his bedroom window.

Marijuakurion {4:20} wrote:

Hello. It appears that we meet again. You never did get tired of me. Your lips always supple and upon my 'stache. Did I ever tell you that you should've been sucking on tic-tacs? Like two box fulls? Yeah, babe. You really needed it. But nevermind that now, I am here for you. I got me some of Cali's finest. Want to split a spiff?

Will you hold my hair back?

*BARFS*

Do you still have those tic-tacs?

Tell me if this is too far please!

I got ya, honey. We girls have to stick together. No distance is too far to get back at those bastards for taking the best years of our lives!

I remember that your hands were so big!

Dude, my hands are so BIG!

Whoa.

JJ had such a big mouth, full of enormous teeth. Sniff.

Urizen wrote:

"I saw your photos and you look happy!" Of course I do. DUH! Because I'm not WITH YOU!

Hehehe.

Didn't realize I posted on Paizo did you? What, i'm not good enough for you now?

*Gives Urizen crazy-eyes*

Was it my breath? PLEASE, take me back!

Honey, the truth is, they miss the crazy. Oh yeah, they miss it.

Why can't I stop looking in this thread?

I think we both know the reason.

It's his toothy grin that broke my heart.

*Holds her duck bill high*

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK!

*Waddles back to the edge of the thread to see if she can sneak back in*

Studpuffin wrote:

*Caw*

KA!

KA-CAW!

Speciesist bastard. You remind me of my ex.

*Quack*

Where's my man?

The 8th Dwarf wrote:

Any chance of classic Duckbilled Monsters revisited?

1.Thought Eater

2.Trachodon
3.Duckbunny
4.Dire Platypus
5.Baric

This book should also include the Duckbilled Template. We'll use percophidae (duckbilled fish) and nettastomatidae (duckbilled eels) as examples.

*Quack*

Jamie! Jamie!

Where ya been soo long?

James Jacobs will love this.

You bet your sweet chtuckuss.

Anybody seen my Jamie?

I breaded some puppies in corn bread and deep fried them...I hope they're okay.

Too many memories...

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

You could try her out one more time in an appropriate thread, and, if she doesn't take, you can bring her around these parts to play with Patrick's aliases. Or Moorluck's if you want something vile to happen to her. :)

We'll see.

Ah don' like her mouf... that thar thang looks sharp.

I AM sharp. *Quack*

Damn. She seems like the kind of foul being that would be friends with that June Cleaver biotch.

The Real Reason James Jacobs Hates Duckbills.

*Quack*

Oh no! Not more ducks! Hasn't James talked to you yet about things with bills?

*Quack*