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taig wrote:Moorluck wrote:taig wrote:Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:You are unfamiliar with the way the U.S goverment spends money, it probably cost the taxpayer alot more than a couple of grand. :/taig wrote:Which probably cost the taxpayers a couple of Grand... :/Crimson Jester wrote:Just off the phone with the wife. Turns out she will not be able to be home this morning. Her school bus was in an accident. Hit a patch of ice and bumped into a minivan. Now she has to go take a pee test and waste all her morning doing retraining.Ugh. Sorry to hear that.
When my dad was in the Air Force, he had an assignment where he got to sit in missile silos 2-3 days every couple of weeks (and, no, it was never like Hollywood where he held a gun to another person's head and told him to TURN...THE...DAMN...KEY). He drove the van, and he somehow didn't see a lightpole he backed into and left a little dent. They suspended him from alert duty for a month while they conducted an investigation.
I got my response in before yours. :P
Only because it took forEVER to post.
But a loss is a loss. You win. ;)
Woo hoo! Now I'm going onto the Fiat thread, and the rogue rogue derpy der, and the religion and the conversatives threads and WIN THOSE TOO!!!
O_o.....
** spoiler omitted **
I was hoping you'd like that.

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Wet Blanket wrote:I thought you looked familiar! I saw you in Shangai Noon, you got to work with Jakie Chan, that's awesome! ;)Moorluck wrote:Wet Blanket wrote:Are there really 101 uses for you, or are you like the rogue?How juvenile...
You, ah, might want to be careful there. I've been told I smell like urine.
Post this dangit!!!

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flash_cxxi wrote:Sorry I missed ya. Talk soon-ish? :/Moorluck wrote:And Flash is catching up! :)But not quick enough... I have to leave for work now. :(
Maybe on the weekend? Monday and Tuesday were my early finish days (well and tomorrow, but that's Melodie's Birthday and I have to get some stuff done for it after I get home).
I was going to try and catch Solnes on Friday night after RPing, but now I have to get up early as Melodie has an early Wedding (10am) so I'll have to be up early for the kids now.
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flash_cxxi wrote:I'm only mean to people I like... and I like you Flash, I like you a whole lot. :PMoorluck wrote:Is it mean that I want to add another page before Flash catches up to this one? :PAnd I thought we were friends... :(
hmmm... we are definately alike then... I am mean to people I like as well (as opposed to being snarky and aggressive towards morons who puport to be the be all and end all of what started out as a "discussion" and quickly devolved into an "I'm better than you".
And did you see I made my Will Save in the Rogue Thread and wasn't snarky! I made a funny! :)
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Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Sorry I missed ya. Talk soon-ish? :/Moorluck wrote:And Flash is catching up! :)But not quick enough... I have to leave for work now. :(Maybe on the weekend? Monday and Tuesday were my early finish days (well and tomorrow, but that's Melodie's Birthday and I have to get some stuff done for it after I get home).
I was going to try and catch Solnes on Friday night after RPing, but now I have to get up early as Melodie has an early Wedding (10am) so I'll have to be up early for the kids now.
That's cool. Tell Mel I said howdy.

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Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:I'm only mean to people I like... and I like you Flash, I like you a whole lot. :PMoorluck wrote:Is it mean that I want to add another page before Flash catches up to this one? :PAnd I thought we were friends... :(hmmm... we are definately alike then... I am mean to people I like as well (as opposed to being snarky and aggressive towards morons who puport to be the be all and end all of what started out as a "discussion" and quickly devolved into an "I'm better than you".
And did you see I made my Will Save in the Rogue Thread and wasn't snarky! I made a funny! :)
I did,you did well, did you see my response that was deleted when the troll thought it could shoot its mouth off to me? I didn't do so well. :P
Don't be late for work....

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flash_cxxi wrote:Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:I'm only mean to people I like... and I like you Flash, I like you a whole lot. :PMoorluck wrote:Is it mean that I want to add another page before Flash catches up to this one? :PAnd I thought we were friends... :(hmmm... we are definately alike then... I am mean to people I like as well (as opposed to being snarky and aggressive towards morons who puport to be the be all and end all of what started out as a "discussion" and quickly devolved into an "I'm better than you".
And did you see I made my Will Save in the Rogue Thread and wasn't snarky! I made a funny! :)I did,you did well, did you see my response that was deleted when the troll thought it could shoot its mouth off to me? I didn't do so well. :P
Don't be late for work....
No I missed that one.
I'm already late, so meh... :)

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flash_cxxi wrote:Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:I'm only mean to people I like... and I like you Flash, I like you a whole lot. :PMoorluck wrote:Is it mean that I want to add another page before Flash catches up to this one? :PAnd I thought we were friends... :(hmmm... we are definately alike then... I am mean to people I like as well (as opposed to being snarky and aggressive towards morons who puport to be the be all and end all of what started out as a "discussion" and quickly devolved into an "I'm better than you".
And did you see I made my Will Save in the Rogue Thread and wasn't snarky! I made a funny! :)I did,you did well, did you see my response that was deleted when the troll thought it could shoot its mouth off to me? I didn't do so well. :P
Don't be late for work....
I caught that. It made me laugh, but I knew it was destined for deletion.

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Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:Moorluck wrote:flash_cxxi wrote:I'm only mean to people I like... and I like you Flash, I like you a whole lot. :PMoorluck wrote:Is it mean that I want to add another page before Flash catches up to this one? :PAnd I thought we were friends... :(hmmm... we are definately alike then... I am mean to people I like as well (as opposed to being snarky and aggressive towards morons who puport to be the be all and end all of what started out as a "discussion" and quickly devolved into an "I'm better than you".
And did you see I made my Will Save in the Rogue Thread and wasn't snarky! I made a funny! :)I did,you did well, did you see my response that was deleted when the troll thought it could shoot its mouth off to me? I didn't do so well. :P
Don't be late for work....
I caught that. It made me laugh, but I knew it was destined for deletion.
I had one before that one, but I deleted it within 2 seconds, as it would have gotten me in trouble. :)

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Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:I know right! Especially since you're not allowed to flank him, so we have no use. :(What a f@#~ing insecure whingy a@&~*&@! No wonder no one wants him around.
You know I've never hit a lady, but you're going the right way for a smacked bottom! :\

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Thanks, Dragons and horned lady person. Now I feel bad for stealing your stuff.
It's just that I went to another part of the board, and there's this one guy who wants to, I don't know, erase me from existence. It's weird.
He's just jealous that he's even more useless than me.... now I feel bad for stealing the stuff you stole from them, just to pay my tab with the horned hooker over there.

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Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:You know I've never hit a lady, but you're going the right way for a smacked bottom! :\Shanky the Dretchachaun wrote:I know right! Especially since you're not allowed to flank him, so we have no use. :(What a f@#~ing insecure whingy a@&~*&@! No wonder no one wants him around.
Oooh sounds fun!

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Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:He's just jealous that he's even more useless than me.... now I feel bad for stealing the stuff you stole from them, just to pay my tab with the horned hooker over there.Thanks, Dragons and horned lady person. Now I feel bad for stealing your stuff.
It's just that I went to another part of the board, and there's this one guy who wants to, I don't know, erase me from existence. It's weird.
*SMACK*

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
First level Wizards suck anyway.

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Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:Just think though, if people think we're worthless, it's even easier to rob the schmucks deaf, dumb and blind! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
Shh! Don't tell them our secrets. We're not in the guildhouse, ya know.

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Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:Just think though, if people think we're worthless, it's even easier to rob the schmucks deaf, dumb and blind! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
The problem is that I know that rogues aren't worthless. In my opinion a martial rogue is better than a fighter.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
But we can't fight like fighters.... not that we would be dumb. ;)

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Lea, The Useless Rogue wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:Just think though, if people think we're worthless, it's even easier to rob the schmucks deaf, dumb and blind! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
Shh! Don't tell them our secrets. We're not in the guildhouse, ya know.
I was one of the founding members.

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Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:First level Wizards suck anyway.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
I did go to school with a wizardress who was known to....

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Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:But we can't fight like fighters.... not that we would be dumb. ;)Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
Yes, but a stealthy martial rogue knows that they're the cat's meow.

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Twin Agate Dragons wrote:I did go to school with a wizardress who was known to....Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:First level Wizards suck anyway.Twin Agate Dragons wrote:Rogue Rogue Derpy Der wrote:You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
OMG!! ROFL!!