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While I take my pants off..

*zip*

*KA-THUNK


Fozzie T. Bear wrote:

You know what this thread needs to get to 100,000? More luck!

Wakka wakka!

Set phasers on [b]F***ING DISINTIGRATE THAT DAMN BEAR!!!![b]


butter


Urizen wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
That's what we need here, more drow like us. And female ones this time.
Let's not be discriminatory, my drow brother. We'll take cute female of all colors and curves. Like our Lord God James Tiberius Kirk instructs us.

I'm... a.......godnow?... Iknewit!... I..... always...knew I was... a.......................................................................... ........................................................................... ...........god.


Capt. Prikhard wrote:
Capt. Kirk Moorluck wrote:
Everyoneknows....that...Iamthe...greateststarfleet....cap...tian....ofallti me.
Oh go tell it to Priceline, you poor excuse for a Comanding Officer. Did you even care about those ensigns you got killed in every episode. And all so you could get another interspecies STD.

Ensigns? Whatarethey.....Oh.... youmustmean....the......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....phaserspounges....w e keptthem.....on....everyawayshuttle.....incaseofemergency.


Everyoneknows....that...Iamthe...greateststarfleet....cap...tian....ofallti me.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
taig wrote:

Woo hoo! Now I'm going onto the Fiat thread, and the rogue rogue derpy der, and the religion and the conversatives threads and WIN THOSE TOO!!!

Do it, Taig, do it! Win the internetz! Win one for ol Mairkurion! Shewem what fer!

Only I can win the interwebz.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
flash_cxxi wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
So how goes your day Flash? Did the kids enjoy the Moonpies?
Yeah they thought they were good. I have the rest in the fridge now, so that should be nice. :)
What exactly is a moonpie?

It'smypetname...for...a...AndurianPrincess...Iused..to...know.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Butterheads? That's not a term I'm familiar with.
Say it slowly the way James T. Kirk would. ;)

Iliked.... everything but...herhead. ;)


My...God...man...youareabiggerdick.....thanI....everwas. I...weildmyclaim...to....the vessel.


Capt. Prikhard wrote:
I'm afraid that something is amiss with my comunicator.... I seem to be missing a transmission from the crew.

And.... that'sthediference...betweenus, Prikhard...... Ineverfelt................................................................. .............................*snore*....................................... ........................................................................... .........*snore*.......................FEAR! Notonceinmyentire......carrer.


taig wrote:

Another vote for "Next Generation".

Sorry work is boring, Solnes. I wish you were home too. :)

Hi, CJ.

Sodoes.... this.... meanthatIcan....stickaround?......Or arewegoing .....to...replacemewith....thatguy?


Science Officer Spockurion wrote:
Capt. Kirk Moorluck wrote:
We have located one of the native beings, he seems....... to be... somesortof....leaf.....typecreature. Heiscapable... of.....ad..vancedspeach. Wewillreportonany.....furtherfindings.

Careful, Capt. On Zailos 7, there is a complex colony of chloroplasts that together are able to imitate advanced speech for predatory purposes, but they have been proven to not be sentient creatures. We must first be certain of what we are dealing with.

Begins tricorder readings.

You.... are.... correcttobesocautous. Perhapsweshouldset.... our.... TV remotestostun....justincase. Thenwemustfindoneoftheirfemales.....soIcanripmyshirt.....and....become....t heirking.


We have located one of the native beings, he seems....... to be... somesortof....leaf.....typecreature. Heiscapable... of.....ad..vancedspeach. Wewillreportonany.....furtherfindings.


Hmmm.... no activity on the planets surface. Considering the level of activity during previous encounters, I musy assume that the native sentients must have detected the presence of our starcraft. Future missions must include upgraded cloaking technology. The natives are gaining in awarness, and technological advances. I feel at this rate they will be on par with our own in a mere 300 centuries, if not sooner.

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