I'll be back in a little bit post.
Useless stealth post....
I don't know why we even keep her around anymore.
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OMG!! ROFL!!I did go to school with a wizardress who was known to....First level Wizards suck anyway.You're so talented! :D<Quietly hangs upside-down from a chandelier and unlocks a door>
Ta Da!
I know, right? I'd like to see a fighter or a cleric do that. A wizard could if he blew half his allotment of spells for the day.
:D
New spell, tell me what you think.
Valor
School: Transmutation
Level: Bard 1, Cleric 1, Druid 1, Paladin 2
Casting Time: 1 standard action
components: V, s, DF
Range: Touch
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
The touched target gains a +1 bonus on fear saves and temporary hit points equal to half the spellcaster's caster level +2.
I don't know why we even keep her around anymore.
Because I'm pretty and I have max ranks in Perform/Naughty and Ride...
Hubba hubba!
Hubba hubba!
I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety.
Many people are confused about us...let them remain ignorant.
Looks like we have our own Council of Thieves going on tonight.
I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety.Hubba hubba!
Let me tell you, that took a lot of skill points.
Does anyone know of a way to get a small child to want to watch something besides Cars? :/
Show them some Wallace and Grommit or Shaun the Sheep. But then you're just swapping one addiction for another...
Nah, he's just tired of the morons I'd imagine.... I call it getting to the point of Moorluck.Except he hasn't taken out the cannister of industrial strength troll killer out. Probably because he doesn't have a license.
Nah, you use Colonel Kilgore's Own Napalm on trolls. :)
I take...things too. Can I join?
must make will save to avoid ordering out for dinner
what, no comments on my spell?
must make will save to avoid ordering out for dinner
Have a bowl of cereal.
what, no comments on my spell?
Gah! I totally meant to. One moment...
must make will save to avoid ordering out for dinnerHave a bowl of cereal.
need milk
need milkmust make will save to avoid ordering out for dinnerHave a bowl of cereal.
Buy powdered as a backup.
Mix it with water.
Add powdered milk to cereal.
Where's the Crimson Jester?
I take...things too. Can I join?
Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry.
Does someone want to come and watch my kids for me My wife has a scout meeting and I would like to be curled up in bed right now.
If probing isn't a concern for you, then AA is around herfe somewhere.
Where's the Crimson Jester?
In front of the Crimson Throne, doing a Crimson stand up act that has the Crismon Queen laughing her Crimson a** off.
New spell, tell me what you think.
Valor
School: Transmutation
Level: Bard 1, Cleric 1, Druid 1, Paladin 2
Casting Time: 1 standard action
components: V, s, DF
Range: Touch
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)The touched target gains a +1 bonus on fear saves and temporary hit points equal to half the spellcaster's caster level +2.
I'd tone down the temp hit points to be 1/every 3 caster levels (minimum +1, maximum +5). That's just me, though.
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New spell, tell me what you think.
Valor
School: Transmutation
Level: Bard 1, Cleric 1, Druid 1, Paladin 2
Casting Time: 1 standard action
components: V, s, DF
Range: Touch
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)The touched target gains a +1 bonus on fear saves and temporary hit points equal to half the spellcaster's caster level +2.
I'd tone down the temp hit points to be 1/every 3 caster levels (minimum +1, maximum +5). That's just me, though.
+1
Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry.I take...things too. Can I join?
Oh, I've take my share of spleens too. The other abductors say I'm weird, but I'm just trying to be an individual. No one understands me!
I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety.Hubba hubba!
Let me tell you, that took a lot of skill points.
Just remember, the Fighter may get the girl, but only we, and Bards have the Perform/Oral skills to keep her happy! ;)
New spell, tell me what you think.
Valor
School: Transmutation
Level: Bard 1, Cleric 1, Druid 1, Paladin 2
Casting Time: 1 standard action
components: V, s, DF
Range: Touch
Duration: 1 round/level
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)The touched target gains a +1 bonus on fear saves and temporary hit points equal to half the spellcaster's caster level +2.
I'd tone down the temp hit points to be 1/every 3 caster levels (minimum +1, maximum +5). That's just me, though.
Okay, I'll make that change. I trust your judgment.
By the way, Amby, I will be working on the krenshar pei you suggested in the corgi thread. TAD wants a blink monkey too, and I should have those by this weekend.
I wasn't serious about a krenshar-pei, just thought it'd be funny for it to pull back its face wrinkles revealing... a cute doggie face. Save vs cuteness or PCs just stand around going "Awwwww" and "Ooooo" and "Who's a nice beastie?" :p
Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...
~Falls flat on his face.~
Just remember, the Fighter may get the girl, but only we, and Bards have the Perform/Oral skills to keep her happy! ;)I know your secret so hubba hubba right back at ya sweety.Hubba hubba!
Let me tell you, that took a lot of skill points.
I must've been a bard in a previous life. ;)
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By the way, Amby, I will be working on the krenshar pei you suggested in the corgi thread. TAD wants a blink monkey too, and I should have those by this weekend.I wasn't serious about a krenshar-pei, just thought it'd be funny for it to pull back its face wrinkles revealing... a cute doggie face. Save vs cuteness or PCs just stand around going "Awwwww" and "Ooooo" and "Who's a nice beastie?" :p
Gotta replace the howl with 'Yip' though. :D
Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...
~Falls flat on his face.~
Stupid fighter forgot to take Toughness.
Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry.I take...things too. Can I join?
Like you're one to talk. Anyway, usually we'd be glad to bring you on, but we've got a sudden upswing in membership lately. So long, don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...
~Falls flat on his face.~
<Over Dill's body>
High five!
Stupid fighter forgot to take Toughness.Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...
~Falls flat on his face.~
No, stupid fighter forgot to take his hand off my a** when I told him to.
~Looks down at Dead Dil~Who's useless now, bee yotch!
Like you're one to talk. Anyway, usually we'd be glad to bring you on, but we've got a sudden upswing in membership lately. So long, don't let the door hit you on the way out.Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry.I take...things too. Can I join?
You let me in after I let you take my virginity remember? You said, and I quote, "You let me in, and I'll let you in."
Ahm a fahgter, and I ain't stoopid. Hey look two cute little gal rogues on either side a' me. This mahght jus' be mah lucky...URK!...
~Falls flat on his face.~
<Over Dill's body>
High five!
~Returns high five~
So who do we do next? We could PrC into assasian someday! :)
Oh, I've take my share of spleens too. The other abductors say I'm weird, but I'm just trying to be an individual. No one understands me!
So you're the one that takes all the ice in the hall machine! It's not fair to the rest of us, while you fill up the bathtub after removing the "donor's" spleen or kidneys or squeedlyspooch!
I am the terror that eats your posts!
Hey. Getting snowed in again.
You let me in after I let you take my virginity remember? You said, and I quote, "You let me in, and I'll let you in."Like you're one to talk. Anyway, usually we'd be glad to bring you on, but we've got a sudden upswing in membership lately. So long, don't let the door hit you on the way out.Uhm.... cow rectal virginity doesn't count as something taken... sorry.I take...things too. Can I join?
Yeah, and you've certainly been learning since then, haven't you. I'm sorry, but you can't pay guild dues with venereal diseases.