But I'm a proud mom, too! I have Wally, and the Beave, and that other one I try not to talk about.
I haven't seen the Beave in such a long time, but I don't believe I ever saw Wally. My boys run the greatest company in the Emerald City. What do your boys do?
But I'm a proud mom, too! I have Wally, and the Beave, and that other one I try not to talk about.I haven't seen the Beave in such a long time, but I don't believe I ever saw Wally. My boys run the greatest company in the Emerald City. What do your boys do?
You can usually find Wally hanging around the train station talking to older men. I don't know what he does there, but he makes a lot of money doing it.
The Beave works as an experimental guinea pig for a pharmaceutical company.
Kobold's main accomplishments involve repeatedly chewing through the cables we try to restrain him with.
But I'm a proud mom, too! I have Wally, and the Beave, and that other one I try not to talk about.I haven't seen the Beave in such a long time, but I don't believe I ever saw Wally. My boys run the greatest company in the Emerald City. What do your boys do?You can usually find Wally hanging around the train station talking to older men. I don't know what he does there, but he makes a lot of money doing it.
Wally does have the best rates in town. That's why he...er... at least that's what people tell me. Yeah, that's it. *looks nervous and walks toward the door*
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
Men are always trying to get at my lady bits. I don't let them, though.
Men are always trying to get at my lady bits. I don't let them, though.
You can't blame the coronoer for trying to do his job.
Men are always trying to get at my lady bits. I don't let them, though.You can't blame the coronoer for trying to do his job.
That reminds me of the time I suggested to Ward that a little "roleplaying" in the bedroom might liven things up. So he decided that he was the coroner and I was the cadaver. I had to bathe in ice cubes so that my skin would be cold to the touch. It was surreal.
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
Men are always trying to get at my lady bits. I don't let them, though.You can't blame the coronoer for trying to do his job.
That reminds me of the time I suggested to Ward that a little "roleplaying" in the bedroom might liven things up. So he decided that he was the coroner and I was the cadaver. I had to bathe in ice cubes so that my skin would be cold to the touch. It was surreal.
Psst. I think that was my clone, dear. Be careful, he might be malfunctioning. Which in your case, come to think about it, is a good thing!
Well, Gosh, that just isn't so!
Why, I'm in tip-top condiiiiiiii <wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiii <wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiii<wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiiimmmmmrrrrrr
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.
Oh hello there! There is a seat open next to me.
Well, Gosh, that just isn't so!
Why, I'm in tip-top condiiiiiiii <wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiii <wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiii<wrrrrclk> in tip-top condiiiiiiimmmmmrrrrrr
Are you okay, Ward cleaver? Was it the mushroom tea that's being passed around? Or did you get some of that absinthe?
I've just been drinking antifreeze.
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.
Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.
I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.
I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.
I think I'm going to HUUUUUUURRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.
<suddenly regains vision>
Wow, that is an interesting technique. How is that staying together?
I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.<suddenly regains vision>
Wow, that is an interesting technique. How is that staying together?
Not so well.
Not so well.I keep em up with a complex system of rubber bands.Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Hello all, I'm 91, my breast size is 34 long.<suddenly regains vision>
Wow, that is an interesting technique. How is that staying together?
You should use corn starch and a hot iron, gets rid of the wrinkles and keeps 'em firm.
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
If we ever got hitched I don't know what would scare me more: Waking up and seeing your face every morning or being an in-law to Sebastian. *shudder*
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup wah wah wah-wah wah wah.Oh hello there! There is a seat open next to me.
Sits next to Ambrosia Slaad.
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
More tea would be lovely!
Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
If we ever got hitched I don't know what would scare me more: Waking up and seeing your face every morning or being an in-law to Sebastian. *shudder*I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
He can handle our prenups.
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
More tea would be lovely!
Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
*whispers to Step sister* I'll be happy to help you tie Jack up ^^
<cackles>
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
More tea would be lovely!
Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
*whispers to Step sister* I'll be happy to help you tie Jack up ^^
<crackles>
Well, he hasn't left yet...OK, I'll take the left, you take the right.
*squeal* *wheeze*
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
More tea would be lovely!
Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
*whispers to Step sister* I'll be happy to help you tie Jack up ^^
<crackles>
Well, he hasn't left yet...OK, I'll take the left, you take the right.
*squeal* *wheeze*
Ok! I've got him ^^
<Grabs Jack>
Hurry splash hot tea in his eyes...
I never seem to have enough rope for my gentlemen visitors. They always get out. Of course, these hooves aren't made for tying ropes.
<stands up and carefully walks towards Ugly Stepsister's voice>
Here dear I have extra rope and a scroll of animate rope. I can't read it... now that I'm blind. Shall we have more tea?
More tea would be lovely!
Now I need to try this rope out on someone...
*whispers to Step sister* I'll be happy to help you tie Jack up ^^
<crackles>
Well, he hasn't left yet...OK, I'll take the left, you take the right.
*squeal* *wheeze*
Ok! I've got him ^^
<Grabs Jack>
Hurry splash hot tea in his eyes...
<Reaches for the tea and kicks the table over>
Stupid hooves!
Wait...is the tea supposed to be eating through the floor?
<Reaches for the tea and kicks the table over>Stupid hooves!
Wait...is the tea supposed to be eating through the floor?
OH Dear! <starts coughing up blood into Jack's eyes>
<jack full prone... face covered in blood>
GET HIM!!!!
{watches Jack get trussed up like an AT-AT on Hoth} Good for them, a woman should hesistate to make the first move. Now I... um...
{Fails WILL roll, is mesmerized by Dancing Deinonychus' aka Lady GG}
<Reaches for the tea and kicks the table over>Stupid hooves!
Wait...is the tea supposed to be eating through the floor?
OH Dear! <starts coughing up blood into Jack's eyes>
<jack full prone... face covered in blood>
GET HIM!!!!
This is just like the rodeo, only I'm not the one being trussed up.
Who's the bull now, Jack?!?
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!
"You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!"
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!
muah ha ha ha
I'm no hag!
<ties up Jack and look to Step Sister for next move>
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!
{slids a mug of Dark & Stormy (with a straw) up to his head} You'd better get started drinking if you want to have a chance of forgetting what they are going to do to you.
<Drags Jack to an adjoining room>
*Hee haw*
You're welcome to come with me, Sachiye. You're such a doll, helping me get this stud. I think there's enough to go around.
<Drags Jack to an adjoining room>
*Hee haw*
You're welcome to come with me, Sachiye. You're such a doll, helping me get this stud. I think there's enough to go around.
Oh really? >.< Well Thank you
*blush*
I'd love to join you.
<wipes the blood off her mouth and gets up gracefully>
Look what I can do!
*crabwalks into the room after JRHM*
When did this tea party get so smutty?
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!"You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!"
Look, if you help me get out of here I'll give you back those jewels I took from your guild last year! For God sakes help me!
<Drags Jack to an adjoining room>
I think there's enough to go around.
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sounds of ripping come from the adjoining room, accompanied by giggles and whinnying. And...is that a circular saw?
This is gonna be fun!
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!{slids a mug of Dark & Stormy (with a straw) up to his head} You'd better get started drinking if you want to have a chance of forgetting what they are going to do to you.
*drinks as fast as possible*
HELP!!! The hags got me!!!"You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!"Look, if you help me get out of here I'll give you back those jewels I took from your guild last year! For God sakes help me!
"Ah, but there is nothing of yours that I could not take, Jack. Really, as long as the women don't notice me, I'll be just fine and dandy."
"Ah, but there is nothing of yours that I could not take, Jack. Really, as long as the women don't notice me, I'll be just fine and dandy."HELP!!! The hags got me!!!"You have no one to blame for this but yourself, old chum! You should of ran away while you had the chance!"Look, if you help me get out of here I'll give you back those jewels I took from your guild last year! For God sakes help me!
Why you %$#^$%^$)! When I get out of here I'm going to wring your scrawny neck!
<Puts a chloroform-soaked gag on Jack>
I like my men all quiet-like. The screaming gets on my nerves.
Look ladies! *Points at the Masked Rogue* There's a stud that's even better looking and younger than me!