Ladies' Afternoon High Tea Society

[Gish Wife]

"is it gin? It ain't allowed at a tea party unless its gin...served with lemon and a nice scone.

[Miserable Old Bitty]

*whips a flask out of her handbag*

I packed my own.

[yellowdingo]

Yellowdingo rushes in naked and leaps up on the biscuit table. "Happy Winter Solstice..." leaps off the table and runs for the door before someone decides to eat biscuits off his butt cheeks...

[Sebastian's Ugly Stepsister]

Well, shoot. That was the best looking fella that's been in this place.

<Whinnies>

[Sachiye]

<startled by Ugly Stepsister's whining>

Oh... Tea Party... Still?? *yawns* I must have zoned off... hope I didn't miss anything.

[June Cleaver]

Sachiye wrote:

<startled by Ugly Stepsister's whining>

Oh... Tea Party... Still?? *yawns* I must have zoned off... hope I didn't miss anything.

Oh, I was just demonstrating how I can pour syrup out of a bottle without using my hands.

[Patrick Curtin]

BUMP!

[Crimson Jester]

Spam

[Sachiye]

No one ever set up a christmas tree?!?!?!

<sets up a christmas tree, then sets it on fire and watches it burn down slowly>

Muah ha ha ha! Goodbye Christmas... good bye!

<exits the thread>

[ulgulanoth]

*wakes up after someone burnt a tree on him*

"HEY, HEY... who's burning tree's on me!?"

[June Cleaver]

Patrick Curtin wrote:

BUMP!

*bumps back*

So that's how you like it, huh?

[Gish Wife]

Stop all this bumping it's made me spill my tea.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Runs into the thread naked.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Grabs a couple of buns

[Twin Agate Dragons]

runs out of the thread

[Gish Wife]

I like them buns hunny, bring on back in here and shake'em around.

[Miserable Old Bitty]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Grabs a couple of buns

DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!

*stabs with a knitting needle*

[ulgulanoth]

*puts the kettle on*

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Grabs a couple of buns

DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!

*stabs with a knitting needle*

But....but....they're just so warm and buttery!

[Ravendragon]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Miserable Old Bitty wrote:

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Grabs a couple of buns

DON'T TOUCH ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!

*stabs with a knitting needle*

But....but....they're just so warm and buttery!

That is so wrong on so many levels.

[Butter Patrick]

Did someone say butter???

<Looks around>

Oh crap, I just remembered, something about toast, heh, gotta roll.

[Gish Wife]

Oooh, jelly for the scones.

[Steven Tindall]

Do forgive the intrusion into your lovely party dear ladies but has anyone seen a rather good looking naked yellow dingo?

If you can point me in the right direction I shant trouble you any further.

[June Cleaver]

Steven Tindall wrote:

Do forgive the intrusion into your lovely party dear ladies but has anyone seen a rather good looking naked yellow dingo?

If you can point me in the right direction I shant trouble you any further.

*points in the direction of her own taint*

[Pat Buchanan]

June Cleaver wrote:

Steven Tindall wrote:

Do forgive the intrusion into your lovely party dear ladies but has anyone seen a rather good looking naked yellow dingo?

If you can point me in the right direction I shant trouble you any further.

*points in the direction of her own taint*

You will need to clear away the mass of cobwebs there, Junie dear.

[Steven Tindall]

June Cleaver wrote:

Steven Tindall wrote:

Do forgive the intrusion into your lovely party dear ladies but has anyone seen a rather good looking naked yellow dingo?

If you can point me in the right direction I shant trouble you any further.

*points in the direction of her own taint*

well now this will require further indepth investigation.

I do trust that you will keep the haradine with the knitting needles in check?

*gets down on his knees and investigates JC's taint*

(thought bubble: the things I do looking for that dingo,oh well)

[Urizen]

runs into thread.

Spoiler:

sprinkles some herbal Mairkurion into the tea. and some crushed blue pills.

runs out of thread.

[Miserable Old Bitty]

*wakes up from a nap*

Did someone see a little blue man run through here, or was that my medication talking again?

[ulgulanoth]

was your imagination