"HazMat probably has them"Depends on if your comando.Mushroom tea?!?! I'm in! umm...I am wearing a skirt so that counts right?
I don't know about him, but I am.
I wasn't this morning though. I'm not quite sure what happened to my undies...
Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.
{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*
{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*
{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*
{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*
Gish cake, dear?
Eep! Um, no thanks; I'm allergic to shellgish.
Maybe a spot of tea though.
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{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*
{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*
Gish cake, dear?
Eep! Um, no thanks; I'm allergic to shellgish.
Maybe a spot of tea though.
<Braces for June Cleaver to say something about "spotting">
Not a problem, dear.
<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>
It's Erle Gish!
[Witch Hazel]
Ye-us!
Have a spot of tea...
[/Witch Hazel]
Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.
Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.
One lump or two?
That's right, SUSie.
[Readies mallet.]
oh hello... i hope i am not too late. >.< Mine if i get a cup of that tea? I brought some berries, sugar and absinthe ^^
{wanders in, freezes} *Hopefully they haven't spotted me.*
{gets a better look at the ladies, shudders} *Crap, some paladin musta come through here with a +5 Vorpal Stick of Ugly*
Gish cake, dear?
Eep! Um, no thanks; I'm allergic to shellgish.
Maybe a spot of tea though.
<Braces for June Cleaver to say something about "spotting">
Not a problem, dear.
<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>
It's Erle Gish!
Don't worry, I got my spotting taken care of.
...
Looks like I spoke too soon...
<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>
It's Erle Gish!
Mmmm- {pours a little gin into it} MMMMM!
Don't worry, I got my spotting taken care of.
...
Looks like I spoke too soon...
*don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit...*
{peeks} *UGH!* {fails WILL save, starts choking on tea}
oh hello... i hope i am not too late. >.< Mine if i get a cup of that tea? I brought some berries, sugar and absinthe ^^
<Looks over at June Cleaver and whispers>
<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>
It's Erle Gish!
Mmmm- {pours a little gin into it} MMMMM!
Don't worry, I got my spotting taken care of.
...
Looks like I spoke too soon...
*don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit...*
{peeks} *UGH!* 1d20 {fails WILL save, starts choking on tea}
<Squeezes Ambrosia Slaad>
Don't worry! I know the Heineken Maneuver!
oh hello... i hope i am not too late. >.< Mine if i get a cup of that tea? I brought some berries, sugar and absinthe ^^<Looks over at June Cleaver and whispers>
[/QUOTE*giggles* ^^ oh my dear ugly stepsister, if you'd like i can make you absent too. Here let me pour you some of this potion i brewed.
<pours a small glass of bright green liquid & begins to burn sugar>
...I brought some berries, sugar and absinthe ^^
{whispers to ROUS, er, SUS} No, you musta misheard her. She said she has abscesses.
<Pours tea into Ambrosia Slaad's cup>
It's Erle Gish!
Mmmm- {pours a little gin into it} MMMMM!
Don't worry, I got my spotting taken care of.
...
Looks like I spoke too soon...
*don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit don'tthinkaboutit...*
{peeks} *UGH!* 1d20 {fails WILL save, starts choking on tea}
<Squeezes Ambrosia Slaad>
Don't worry! I know the Heineken Maneuver!
{makes WILL save not to puke at SUS's touch} Thanks, I'm ok.
what's all this whispering I hear? and where's the damned tea? I'm temporarily blinded--- can someone help me out?
*runs screaming through the thread, dropping another platter of finger sandwiches on her way through*
what's all this whispering I hear? and where's the damned tea? I'm temporarily blinded--- can someone help me out?
Here you are, dear. Drink up.
oh hello... i hope i am not too late. >.< Mine if i get a cup of that tea? I brought some berries, sugar and absinthe ^^<Looks over at June Cleaver and whispers>
*giggles* ^^ oh my dear ugly stepsister, if you'd like i can make you absent too. Here let me pour you some of this potion i brewed.
<pours a small glass of bright green liquid & begins to burn sugar>
<Looking for boils on Sachiye>
I don't see nothing.
That potion looks deeeelish!
what's all this whispering I hear? and where's the damned tea? I'm temporarily blinded--- can someone help me out?Here you are, dear. Drink up.
Oh thank you so much ^^
<sips tea... glaring at everyone suspiciously>mmmmmmmm oishii desu yo, i mean... it's delicious and help yourselves to my speciality, it's a bit strong but delight is guaranteed.
Sachiye, darling!
Absinthe! You shouldn't have!
Well, I've had so much tea, maybe just a little!
[Starts honkin' down giant glasses of the green fairy like nobody's business.]
I like ginseng tea.
I like ginseng tea.
*shrugs* *Pours some gin into a cup of tea.*
Here you go. Closest thing we've got.
I like ginseng tea.*shrugs* *Pours some gin into a cup of tea.*
Here you go. Closest thing we've got.
Gin'll do. Actually drinkking a glass of whiskey right now.
Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.
I don't think I could take enough Viagra that would enable me to Jackify any of these hags. Yeck!!!
I don't think I could take enough Viagra that would enable me to Jackify any of these hags. Yeck!!!Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.
Didn't I kick you in your sorry head?
I don't think I could take enough Viagra that would enable me to Jackify any of these hags. Yeck!!!Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.Didn't I kick you in your sorry head?
You did? Well, here's right back at ya.*kicks SUSie*
You did? Well, here's right back at ya.*kicks SUSie*I don't think I could take enough Viagra that would enable me to Jackify any of these hags. Yeck!!!Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.Didn't I kick you in your sorry head?
Awww. You know how to treat a girl right, Jackie!
this, by far, is one of the most interesting tea parties i've been to.
<sips down the last drop of her tea>
Awww. You know how to treat a girl right, Jackie!You did? Well, here's right back at ya.*kicks SUSie*I don't think I could take enough Viagra that would enable me to Jackify any of these hags. Yeck!!!Hey there sexy you're how I like my men, old, rich and stiff.Yeah, apparently enough viagra can cause joint problems.Didn't I kick you in your sorry head?
Back off witch! I haven't had a tetanus or rabies shot of late!
Back off witch! I haven't had a tetanus or rabies shot of late!
You don't have to worry about none of that. I've just got scabies.
<Winks at JRHM>
Back off witch! I haven't had a tetanus or rabies shot of late!You don't have to worry about none of that. I've just got scabies.
<Winks at JRHM>
*shudders* *inches toward the door*
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup and I like tea.
I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy.I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
<Pulls out a rubber mallet>
Well, "Betsy" usually helps me. You can use it if you want.
Hello all, I'm 19, my breast size is G cup and I like tea.
HI I'm 18, my breast size is N/A, and I eat babies.
I like ginseng tea.*shrugs* *Pours some gin into a cup of tea.*
Here you go. Closest thing we've got.
I'll take a cup too. Thanks.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy.I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
<Pulls out a rubber mallet>
Well, "Betsy" usually helps me. You can use it if you want.
Has anyone seen Tiger Woods here?
Oh, nevermind. This is definitely not his type of club.
Youy're not the only one having trouble finding the right guy.I just can't seem to snare a man. I don't think I'm aggressive enough.
I usually just wind up paying for sex.
Has anyone seen Tiger Woods here?
Oh, nevermind. This is definitely not his type of club.
Or is it?
Oh, dearie, why pay for something that men will give away with the proper motivation? Of course, at my age, and after producing two fine boys, I've turned my energy to other matters.
Why look, Sebastian's Mother just walked in. Hellooooooooooo! [cackle] Here's another proud mum who knows what I mean. [Gets cup and saucer for SM.] One toadstool or two?
Oh, dearie, why pay for something that men will give away with the proper motivation? Of course, at my age, and after producing two fine boys, I've turned my energy to other matters.
Why look, Sebastian's Mother just walked in. Hellooooooooooo! [cackle] Here's another proud mum who knows what I mean. [Gets cup and saucer for SM.] One toadstool or two?
Men tend to lose their lunch when they see me naked, and for some reason they lose interest after that.
But I'm a proud mom, too! I have Wally, and the Beave, and that other one I try not to talk about.
But I'm a proud mom, too! I have Wally, and the Beave, and that other one I try not to talk about.Sharoth?