| Full Name |
Patrick J. Buchanan |
| Race |
You brought that up, I didn't. |
| Classes/Levels |
Cultural Warrior 15/Pundit 2 |
| Gender |
Able to marry a woman in any state in the union. Take that ,you deviants! |
| Size |
body: medium, head: large (but mostly empty) |
| Special Abilities |
Defend Nixon and sometimes Hitler |
| Alignment |
Way to the right |
| Deity |
The One True Christian God who speaks directly to me and not to you |
| Location |
Next to John McLaughlin |
| Languages |
English Only! |
| Occupation |
Saving the country from your kind. |
| Strength |
10 |
| Dexterity |
10 |
| Constitution |
10 |
| Intelligence |
13 |
| Wisdom |
6 |
| Charisma |
11 |
About Pat Buchanan
The first step is understanding that you have a problem. To assist you in this I will point out your problems.
