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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16
Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.
Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.
Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16
Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.
Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.
Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.
Runs out of house, clearing path through the zombies, and signals for Tarren to run for it.
Are we there yet? I'm hungry!
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RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE Day 16
Wish the neighbours didn't keep stealing my gas (before the apocalypse). Been stuck here for days in this fuel-less car.
Old stereofoam containers from Greek takeout are not subsitutes for toilets.
Strange ... some zombie is marching around carrying the House for Sale sign from my neighbour's lawn as if it were a picket sign. More evidence that zombies are motivated by some kind of trace memories.
Runs out of house, clearing path through the zombies, and signals for Tarren to run for it.
Didn't we already blow up the house?
See, this is why we need GMs.
*starts knocking Tarren Dei's car window with p;icket sign*
we have rights, human, allow me to get my law book out...
*proceeds to recite appropriate laws focusing on rights of lawful aquisition*
*slips into backseat*
Excuse me, driver, could you come around and open my door? I wish to get out.
Are we there yet? I'm thirsty!
Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17
Giving in would be easier.
Yes.
Yes it would.
You guys realize he got out of the car, right? He's going to that gun shop for some reason. Huh.
*teleports*
*runs out of Guns 'R' Us*
*clears path through zombies with shotgun/machine gun combo*
*signals Terran to run, points at supermarket conviently placed above Guns 'R' Us.*
Meat is murder! Meat is murder!
Rise of the Zombies -- Day 17
Giving in would be easier.
starts chanting
One of us! One of us! One of us!
One of us! One of us! One of u.... uh.... Wrong Rally.
* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *
'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
*Sees Twilight shirt*
Good books, crappy movie, zombies can have him.
* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *
'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
Meat is...
Hey, everyone, it's Kristin Stewart! *SQUEAL*
* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *
'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
Meat is...
Hey, everyone, it's Kristin Stewart! *SQUEAL*
What's it like working with Taylor Lautner? He's dreeeeeeeeeeamy.
*eats Orthos's brain*knocks on car window, asking for a donation for the Red CrossDon't fall for it, it's a trap!
That's all empty calories you know. Mmmm, Void.
* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *
'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
Oh, dang. Looks like he's already lost his mind if he thinks anything Twilight is good.
* stumbles out of car and sits down in the middle of the road wearing a 'Twilight' t-shirt *
'Maybe they'll think I'm already a zombie.'
Excuse me, your brain looks delicious. Could I have a bite?
ugh...wearing that shirt means that you have no brains, I have lost all interest now.
*walks to the next door to plead for the equal rights for all undead*
Ha. Look at all the Twilight haters.
*laughs*
Ha. Look at all the Twilight haters.
*laughs*
You expected anything less?
* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *
Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
"Back the heck up, or I'll get all sparkly on your ass."Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *
Keep it away! Hiss!
*Runs away, clutching book of TV Tropes to chest*
Telegram delivery for Tarren Dei.
*****WESTERN UNION*********************
*******************TELEGRAM***********************
Tarren Dei
Besieged by Zombies, Canada
Urgent STOP Hear you are still undergoing siege STOP
Send word if help is needed STOP Zombie infestations suck END
Mairkurion
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"Back the heck up, or I'll get all sparkly on your ass."Arghh!!! It burns! It burns!
* Walks slowly out of the crowd flashing his Twilight shirt at the zombies *
Keep it away! Hiss!
*Runs away, clutching book of TV Tropes to chest*
'Damn, I could have used a kobold watching my back. I guess this shirt is more powerful than I thought.'
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Telegram delivery for Tarren Dei.
** spoiler omitted **
Telegram delivery for Robby the Robot
*****WESTERN UNION*********************
*******************TELEGRAM***********************
Forget Mairkurion STOP
Salads do not kill zombies STOP
Send in the Borg EXCLAMATION POINT STOP
Tarren Dei
[Borg]We are the Borg. Resistance is futile.[/Borg]
Mmmmmm.....brainnnnnssss
"Your species is defective. You will not be assimilated. Prepare to be eliminated."
Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."
*eats cyborg's organic parts*
"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.
*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*
"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.
*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*
*casts glitterdust on KC, minus the blinding effect*
"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
You guys totally ripped off the Jacks there, you know.
*Goes back into hiding from scary Twilight fans*
"We did not rip off the Jacks. We added their uniqueness to the collective. Get it right. ... Dumb kobolds."
Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile
Indeed Species 327 was a flawed imperfect species
Drones of Species 327 now have a purpose and unity
We have added their uniqueness to our own
They have cast aside the flawed persona
Resistance was futile
THEY WERE LIKE US. THEY HAVE BECOME ONE WITH US.
GLORY TO THE MANY. YOU ARE A VOICE IN THE CHOIR.
"Thank the collective for ceramic boots."Some zombie said the buffet table was over here.
Oh, hey, a robot!
*drool*
Dang it. I really need some genetic modification. All you robots have ceramic bits instead of metal bits.
By the way, Mr. Cow, your car was pretty tasty.
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Robots is an incorrect term.
However you are a flawed creature
Mistakes are bound to happen
Robots is an incorrect term.
However you are a flawed creature
Mistakes are bound to happen
You're not too shabby yourself, Robbie.
We are recruiting
We can improve your flawed form
Hands out a pamphlet entitled "Assimilation and you"
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You ever get the feeling someone is watching you? And by 'you' I mean 'us'. And by 'us' I mean mostly 'me'.