I thought he was just a bad driver.
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Look cow
Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*
Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.
Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.
7h4nk y0u. Wh3~ 1 r3v34a1 ^^y 7ru3 4ll3gi4nc3s 1 wi11 5p4re y0u.
1 m34n, 101 n008s.
Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.7h4nk y0u. Wh3~ 1 r3v34a1 ^^y 7ru3 4ll3gi4nc3s 1 wi11 5p4re y0u.
1 m34n, 101 n008s.
At the very least spare my ribs.
At the very least spare my ribs.Z4ck 100k5 1ik3 4 n008. H3 t4tt13d 4b0u7 ^^y b0^^b. *Prepares 1337-ning ray*Sorry to hear about that bomb tattling. That must have been rough. Leetning ray <G> Nice.7h4nk y0u. Wh3~ 1 r3v34a1 ^^y 7ru3 4ll3gi4nc3s 1 wi11 5p4re y0u.
1 m34n, 101 n008s.
N0, 1 4m 4fr41d 7h47 i5 0u7 0f 7h3 qu3s7i0n. 1 wi11 n33d y\/mmy f00d 7o 3nj0y ^^y r31gn.
00ps. 4h3m: 0m9 1 s33 n008s 3v3rywh3r3!!!!!!!11!!!
At the very least spare my ribs.Spare ribs! Spare ribs!! How can you ...
*reads again*
Oh, sorry. Just overly sensitive.
0h, w45 h3 n07 741kin9 480u7 833f r18s?
1 4p01o91z3. 1 7h0u9h7 h3 w4s 83gg1ng f0r 7h3 c0n71nu3d 0wn3r5h1p 0f h1s 84r8ecu3. N3v3rm1nd, 7h3n.
Bite cow
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Yes, you are quite tender.
Great, now I can read leet as fast as English. If that's not a useful allocation of mental resources, I don't know what is.
Forgive me for sounding like a caveman grognard, but what is leet? Is that the stuff KC has been typing? Hell, I thought he'd just had a brain fart or something...
Forgive me for sounding like a caveman grognard, but what is leet? Is that the stuff KC has been typing? Hell, I thought he'd just had a brain fart or something...
0m9. Y0u 4r3 1gn0r4n7, 1 4m 4fr41d. N0 9re47 5urpr1s3, 1 f34r.
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Forgive me for sounding like a caveman grognard, but what is leet? Is that the stuff KC has been typing? Hell, I thought he'd just had a brain fart or something...0m9. Y0u 4r3 1gn0r4n7, 1 4m 4fr41d. N0 9re47 5urpr1s3, 1 f34r.
I'm not sure, but it seems you're calling Teter a what?!? An "ignorant..."
Whoa, I don't think I'll repeat anymore of that. Wow, that's pretty harsh. I hope Teter doesn't know this leet crap, cause if he translates it, he might take it the wrong way and go after KC...
Forgive me for sounding like a caveman grognard, but what is leet? Is that the stuff KC has been typing? Hell, I thought he'd just had a brain fart or something...0m9. Y0u 4r3 1gn0r4n7, 1 4m 4fr41d. N0 9re47 5urpr1s3, 1 f34r.I'm not sure, but it seems you're calling Teter an "ignorant cretin who's afraid of KC". Did I translate that correctly? Wow, that's pretty harsh. I hope Teter doesn't take that the wrong way and go after KC...
Ha ha. You're such a funny shambler.
I think we're getting off message here.
I think we're getting off message here.
*holds up sign that reads FEED ME*
Do we have stats for a Grue?
Someone statted one up on the messageboards.
*uses H.I.P.S on Tarren*
Do we have stats for a Grue?
*hands over stat-block*
GRUE
Initiative Better than yours
AC N/A
HP N/A
Light Weakness Exposed to any form of bright light the Grue must flee into the darkness or otherwise avoid the source.
Devour Anything that enters a dark area where a Grue resides is swiftly eaten. There is no save, the Grue automatically hits and succeeds on its combat maneuver checks to swallow the foe whole, and the victim cannot cut himself free of the Grue's stomach in any manner.
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I'd have thought that your zombie problem would have frozen solid by now. My kids are already hard at work packing them in snow.
Little known zombie fact: The snowman was originally invented as a way to conceal those unsightly frozen zombie bodies until the next regular pick up day. They are usually decorated in a bright scarf and hat to get the pick-up crew's attention. The carrot nose is a holdover from when zombie pick-up teams used horse-drawn sleds. The coal eyes and buttons were a token payment for the incinerator facilities.
Also: The song "Frosty the Snowman" is a based loosly on an article from Winnipeg, where a zombie thawed out and reanimated during an unseasonal warm period. The original tale was far bloodier and ended in decapitation.
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I'd have thought that your zombie problem would have frozen solid by now. My kids are already hard at work packing them in snow.
Little known zombie fact: The snowman was originally invented as a way to conceal those unsightly frozen zombie bodies until the next regular pick up day. They are usually decorated in a bright scarf and hat to get the pick-up crew's attention. The carrot nose is a holdover from when zombie pick-up teams used horse-drawn sleds. The coal eyes and buttons were a token payment for the incinerator facilities.
Also: The song "Frosty the Snowman" is a based loosly on an article from Winnipeg, where a zombie thawed out and reanimated during an unseasonal warm period. The original tale was far bloodier and ended in decapitation.
Boy, you're just full of Canadianna today! I didn't know that about Frosty. Yes, the zombies have frozen solid, which makes them much easier to avoid. They're really hard on the snowblower though. I'm using a
Troy-Bilt Storm 3090 XP but have found that the arms often jam up the works, getting stuck between the blades. What brand do you use?|
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Boy, you're just full of Canadianna today! I didn't know that about Frosty. Yes, the zombies have frozen solid, which makes them much easier to avoid. They're really hard on the snowblower though. I'm using a
Troy-Bilt Storm 3090 XP but have found that the arms often jam up the works, getting stuck between the blades. What brand do you use?
When it snows, the familty enjoys making the snowmen, but if it's too powdery, I use a Yardworks 20V (6Ah) / 10-in Lithium-ion Chainsaw to chop them up into manageable chunks and then put them into Hero Garbage Brown Paper Bags for pickup. It's eco friendly because the bags are biodegradable and the chainsaw can be recharged with solar or wind generators.
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Apparently, Florida hasn't had a deep frost and is still in denial about the zombie outbreak anyways.
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Apparently, Florida hasn't had a deep frost and is still in denial about the zombie outbreak anyways.
Thankfully they have gators who like to chow down on rotten meat.
Apparently, Florida hasn't had a deep frost and is still in denial about the zombie outbreak anyways.Thankfully they have gators who like to chow down on rotten meat.
Wouldn't that just infect the gators?
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Wouldn't that just infect the gators?
While the concept of zombie gators is awesome, the zombie virus needs to be transferred by a bite. Also, reptiles have a higher acid content to their digestive juices, which kills just about any pathogens the consume (that's why they can eat carrion without getting sick).
While the concept of zombie gators is awesome, the zombie virus needs to be transferred by a bite. Also, reptiles have a higher acid content to their digestive juices, which kills just about any pathogens the consume (that's why they can eat carrion without getting sick).
Wouldn't that just infect the gators?
Intriguing. Thanks for that.
WIZE FRUM YUR GWAVE
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While the concept of zombie gators is awesome, the zombie virus needs to be transferred by a bite. Also, reptiles have a higher acid content to their digestive juices, which kills just about any pathogens the consume (that's why they can eat carrion without getting sick).
Wouldn't that just infect the gators?
But, if it had an open sore in its mouth ...
Fast Dire Alligator Zombie CR 7
XP 6,400
NE Gargantuan undead
Init +4; Senses low-light vision; Perception +0
AC 29, touch 7, flat-footed 29 (+22 natural, –4 size, +1 Dex)
hp 99 (18d8+18)
Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +11
Speed 30 ft., swim 40 ft.; sprint
Melee bite +22 (3d6+14/19–20 plus grab) and tail slap +17 (4d8+7); slam +25 (2d8+14)
Space 20 ft.; Reach 15 ft.
Special Attacks death roll (3d6+19 plus trip), swallow whole (3d6+13, AC 16, 13 hp), quick strikes
Str 39, Dex 12, Con ---, Int ---, Wis 10, Cha 10
Base Atk +12; CMB +29 (+30 grapple); CMD 39 (43 vs. trip)
Feats Toughness
Environment warm rivers and marshes
Organization solitary
Treasure none
For decades, the tribe fed their still living enemies to this alligator of monstrous proportions. When they fed their undead enemies to it, something went terribly wrong.
Quick Strikes (Ex): Whenever a fast zombie takes a full-attack action, it can make one additional slam attack at its highest base attack bonus.
What to do with this? Does a crocodile zombie maintain some bonus to swim on account of it having a swim speed? Does the fast variant increase its swim speed by 10 as well as land speed?
.....brainnnnssss
Did we ever get that cow's brain? Something is certainly giving me indigestion.
Did we ever get that cow's brain? Something is certainly giving me indigestion.
Maybe it's those hippehs we ate the other day. My stomach's hurting too.
*still holding FEED ME sign*
It is really a mystery...
*begins looking for tiny hippeh village*