Untitled III

[Celestial Healer]

Sounds mahteh fahn, Mammeh. Let's git huntin'!

[Aberzombie]

Mammeh's stew shor is purty good vittles

[Sky Wyrm]

I ain'ts hungry Mammy. Mah tummy hurtzs.

[Aberzombie]

Nasteh wether we got.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs.

[Butterfrog]

Ayup

[Aberzombie]

Dang skippeh, Froggeh.

[Sky Wyrm]

Ayup. Hmm, can't seem ta post on this hippeh machine.

[Sky Wyrm]

Pulls out shotgun

[Sky Wyrm]

BLAM!

[Sky Wyrm]

Dat's much betta.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckin.

[Grue in the Attic]

*dumps salt in stew*

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't seen yew rown theez parts fer uh good spell, ol'Grue. Wuz thinkin them hippehs dun got ya.

[Grue in the Attic]

"Beeeeeeeeeelch."

[Aberzombie]

Yew reckin?

[Celestial Healer]

Grue's good fer gettin them hippehs...

[Aberzombie]

He shor do git them dang hippehs but good.

[Grue in the Attic]

*tosses another necklace on the trophy pile*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs. Awtuh be uh law uhginst em.

[Grue in the Attic]

Gworf.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Ol' Grue came back! Who's a good Grue? Mammeh's got a leg bone for yeh! Come an' gettit!

[Celestial Healer]

Dang, Mammeh! Whar'd ye git that bone? It's the sahze of the light-bar on meh pickup!

[Grue in the Attic]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Ol' Grue came back! Who's a good Grue? Mammeh's got a leg bone for yeh! Come an' gettit!

*POUNCEGREET!!*

[Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl]

{helps Mammy put candles on Aberzombie's bacon-wrapped brain for his birthday}

[Aberzombie]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Dang, Mammeh! Whar'd ye git that bone? It's the sahze of the light-bar on meh pickup!

Ayup.

[Grue in the Attic]

Banshee Pizza Delivery Girl wrote:

{helps Mammy put candles on Aberzombie's bacon-wrapped brain for his birthday}

*sniffsniffsniffsniff*

[Aberzombie]

Yew ken et it if'n yew wunna, Ol'Grue. Ah ain't hungreh.

[Celestial Healer]

Whut's wrong, zombeh? No appetahte? Maybeh Mammeh'll fix ye up somethin' special.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

I gots hippeh brain jumbalaya on the stove if you wanna bowl. Its got some of those Cthulhu crawdad's what live in Unhallowed Holler chopped up in it.

[Celestial Healer]

Smells mahteh fahne, Mammeh...

[Aberzombie]

Mammeh, ah kin feel muh apeetight comin back. Yew shor does knowed howtuh fix sum good vittles.

[Grue in the Attic]

*pushes bowl up to soup pot*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang hippehs. They shor does cry uh lot. N'thet revinoor fella shor do deefend 'em. Mebbe they's givin him summa they marryjewanna.

Goddang sissy folk.

[Grue in the Attic]

"Awoooooooooo!!!"

[Celestial Healer]

You tell 'em, Grue!

[Sky Wyrm]

Drops Hammer with a loud crash

Ah smash'd my thumb Dangnabbit! Where's da shine!

[Aberzombie]

Reckin?

[Grue in the Attic]

*fetches bottle*

[BluePigeon]

Thanks Grue! Wants sum?

[Grue in the Attic]

*wags tail*

[Aberzombie]

Ol' Grue's uh good boah. Best hippeh huntin partner uh feller kin have.

[Celestial Healer]

Ayup...

[Hippy posing as a Redneck]

Woah. Like, I reckon, Dude.

[Grue in the Attic]

*sniff*

*sniff sniff*

*POINT!!!*

"GRRRRRRRRRRR...."

[Aberzombie]

Sumbuddy shoot thet dang hippeh sumb$$#+. Ah cain't find muh scatter gun.

[Celestial Healer]

Ole Grue's sniffer never goes wrong!

DANG HIPPEH!!! GIT OFF MEH PROPERTEH!!!

BLAM!
BLAM!
BLAM!

[Grue in the Attic]

"BAWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!"

*BITE SNARL RIP TEAR CRUNCH DRAG*

[Sky Wyrm]

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Take dat ya dang hippeh!