Hippy posing as a Redneck's page

What?

Whatcha... like... Sniffin' at.... uh.... Little buddy?

What?........... I mean.... What?........ Whoa... uh....... I reckon... Dudes.

Ah ain't seen thet Makintesh feller round afore. Ah wuz wundrin if'n he maht be wunna them hippehs in disguys.

What?

*gets attacked by the three headed rattlesnake in the stewpot* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!I reckon, dude...

*pops head out of stewpot* Yep

*peeks heap out of stew pot* Like, I reckon I just heard a pig, dude!

* starts singing a random hippy song*

I reckon, dude.

*climbs out of the stew pot with the other hippy* WOah, It was hot in there...

*pops his head head out of the stew pot* Woah. I, like, reckon that it's really hot in here.

*somehow survives and doesn't even realize he'd been attacked*

I, like, reckon. That hippy got what was, like, coming to him. ....yup.

Woah. Like, I reckon, Dude.