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D.K. Ed wrote:
Hey, at least you're not an obscure yarncraft joke...

Whew, thank goodness I dodged that bullet.


This name isn't doing it for me...


*gurgle*


*gurgle*


*gurgle*


Tarren Dei wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.
And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...

*scurries for the door*

*gurgle!*


Tarren Dei wrote:
Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.

*steals all of Tarren Dei's Pathfinder books and then discovers the My Little Sebastian collection of ponies in a box under the tool bench*

*urp?*


*shoves undead squirrel up the car's tailpipe*

*Gurgle!*


Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

*brurgle!*


Aberzombie wrote:
Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?

*chews on burger*

*MmmMMmmmurgle*


Aberzombie wrote:

Maybe we should start playing the same song over and over. Something really depressing....

starts going through a collection of Alanis Morissette albums

*Takes out boombox and blares Kenny G, Yanni and John Tesh music*

*Yurgle!*


*Uses William Shakespear as a battering ram against the front door*

*Gurgle*


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Six monthes after the attack on FGCU, University of Florida is now ready too.

*chews on slaad brains*

*slurgle!*


Xuttah wrote:
Yet another public safety announcement from McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario...

*chews on kobold brains*

*blurgle*


Tarren Dei wrote:

Day 4 -- Almost noon

Thank God I don't have a chimney.

*slides down next door neighbor's chimney by mistake*

*furgle!*


*slides down chimney*

*Gurgle*


*gets stuck going down the chimney*

*Gurgle!*


*gurgle*


Aberzombie wrote:

zombie post

*gurgle*


Joe Sixpack wrote:
BLAM! Get off my lawn zombies!

*looks around for missing head*


*gurgle*


Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Oh look, smoke is coming out of lots of new little holes!

*giggles*

*eats dragon brains*


dang hippeh wrote:

GROUP HUG!

*hugs the zombies*

*bites hippeh*

Brains!


Aberzombie wrote:
Dang it boah, ah ain't yer daddy! Least ways, ah ain't shor. Did ah bite yer momma, er sumthin?

*hugs*


Aberzombie wrote:
Ah ain't shor if'n he is or if'n he ain't. Shor is wun ugly f##%er.

Daddy!


*gurgle*


Heathansson wrote:

dang hippeh!

blam!!!

*thud*


*gurgle*


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Let's have some NEWS, please.

*gurgle*


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Great thread, Veector.

EDIT: Haha! Necromancy. Well done, Thread Necromancer.

Hrrrrrghhhhhhh....