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Mmmm... Brains
D.K. Ed wrote:
Hey, at least you're not an obscure yarncraft joke...

Whew, thank goodness I dodged that bullet.

Mmmm... Brains

This name isn't doing it for me...
Paizo Blog: Meet Freezemaw!

*gurgle*
Paizo Blog: Off to Press!

*gurgle*
Doesn't the Mag go through Editing????

*gurgle*
Zombies!
Tarren Dei wrote:
Tarren Dei wrote:
Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.
And the gas on ... yep, pretty sure I left the gas on ...

*scurries for the door*

*gurgle!*
Zombies!
Tarren Dei wrote:
Hmmm ... I wonder if I left the garage door wide open ... that can't be good.

*steals all of Tarren Dei's Pathfinder books and then discovers the My Little Sebastian collection of ponies in a box under the tool bench*

*urp?*
Zombies!

*shoves undead squirrel up the car's tailpipe*

*Gurgle!*
Zombies!
Dread Lord Zombie wrote:
BRAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS!!!!

*brurgle!*

Zombies!
Aberzombie wrote:
Man, all this violence against the hearbeat challenged. What'd we ever do to you....?

*chews on burger*

*MmmMMmmmurgle*
Zombies!
Aberzombie wrote:

Maybe we should start playing the same song over and over. Something really depressing....

starts going through a collection of Alanis Morissette albums

*Takes out boombox and blares Kenny G, Yanni and John Tesh music*

*Yurgle!*
Zombies!

*Uses William Shakespear as a battering ram against the front door*

*Gurgle*
Zombies!
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Six monthes after the attack on FGCU, University of Florida is now ready too.

*chews on slaad brains*

*slurgle!*
Zombies!
Xuttah wrote:
Yet another public safety announcement from McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario...

*chews on kobold brains*

*blurgle*
Zombies!
Tarren Dei wrote:

Day 4 -- Almost noon

Thank God I don't have a chimney.

*slides down next door neighbor's chimney by mistake*

*furgle!*
Zombies!

*slides down chimney*

*Gurgle*
Zombies!

*gets stuck going down the chimney*

*Gurgle!*
Zombies!

*gurgle*
Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Aberzombie wrote:

zombie post

*gurgle*

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!
Joe Sixpack wrote:
BLAM! Get off my lawn zombies!

*looks around for missing head*

Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!

*gurgle*
Untitled III
Puff the Magic Dragon wrote:

Oh look, smoke is coming out of lots of new little holes!

*giggles*

*eats dragon brains*

Untitled III
dang hippeh wrote:

GROUP HUG!

*hugs the zombies*

*bites hippeh*

Brains!
Untitled III
Aberzombie wrote:
Dang it boah, ah ain't yer daddy! Least ways, ah ain't shor. Did ah bite yer momma, er sumthin?

*hugs*

Untitled III
Aberzombie wrote:
Ah ain't shor if'n he is or if'n he ain't. Shor is wun ugly f##%er.

Daddy!

Untitled III

*gurgle*
untitled, II
Heathansson wrote:

dang hippeh!

blam!!!

*thud*

untitled, II

*gurgle*
Necromancer is Going to Support Pathfinder RPG
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Let's have some NEWS, please.

*gurgle*

What does Pathfinder mean to you?
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Great thread, Veector.

EDIT: Haha! Necromancy. Well done, Thread Necromancer.

Hrrrrrghhhhhhh....

Full Name

Faradin "The Bloody" Rogarvia
Race

Human
Classes/Levels

Cad Fighter / Level 1
Gender

Male / HP 12 (8) / AC - 17(19) / Touch - 14 / Flatfooted - 15 / Fort +3 / Ref +4 / Will +0 / CMB +5 / CMD 19 / Initiative +4
Size

Medium
Age

29
Special Abilities

A bit o razzle dazzle
Alignment

CN
Deity

Cayden Cailean
Languages

Common,
Occupation

General Thievery and Thuggery
Strength 14
Dexterity 18
Constitution 12
Intelligence 11
Wisdom 10
Charisma 12

About Faradin Rogarvia

FARADIN ROGARVIA
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Race Human
Gender Male
Age 29
Class Fighter (Cad) / Level 1
Init +4; Senses Perception +0, Survival +0
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BUFFS AND CONSUMABLES
_____________________________________________

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DEFENSE
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AC 17(19), touch 14, flat-footed 15
(+3 Armor, +4 Dex, +2 Shield)
Hp 12 Temp hp []
Fort +3, Ref +4, Will +0
_____________________________________________
OFFENSE
_____________________________________________
Speed
30ft
Melee
Brass Knuckles +5 (1d3+2;x2)
Cestus +5 (1d4+2;19-20x2)
Dueling Sword +5 (1d8+2(+3);19-20x2)
Sword Cane +5 (1d6+2;x2)
Ranged
Sword Cane Pistol +5 (1d4/x3;10ft;Misfire 1)
Special Attacks
_____________________________________________
STATISTICS
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Str 14, Dex 18, Con 12, Int 11, Wis 10, Cha 12
Base Atk +1; CMB +3; CMD 17
Feats Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Aldori Dueling Sword), Weapon Finesse, Point Blank Shot
Traits Armor Expert, Pugnacious
____________________________________________
SKILLS
____________________________________________
Skills
Acrobatics +8 (+4 Ability, +1 Rank, +3 Class)
Bluff +5 (+1 Ability, +1 Rank, +3 Class)
Escape Artist +8 (+4 Ability, +1 Rank, +3 Class)
Stealth +8 (+4 Ability, +1 Rank, +3 Class)
Background Skills
Knowledge (Engineering) +4 (+1 Rank, +3 Class)
Sleight of Hand +8 (+4 Ability, +1 Rank, +3 Class)
Languages Common (Taldan)
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SPECIAL QUALITIES
____________________________________________
SQ Bonus Feat Level 1 (Weapon Finesse),
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EQUIPMENT AND GOLD
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Load
Combat Gear Studded Leather Armor, Heavy Wooden Shield, Aldori Dueling Sword, Brass Knuckles, Cestus, Sword Cane Pistol,
Ammo Powder (14 Doses), Bullets (14Shots)
Gear Gunslingers Kit (This includes a backpack, a bedroll, a belt pouch, a flint and steel, a gunsmith’s kit, an iron pot, a mess kit, a powder horn, rope, torches (10), trail rations (5 days), and a waterskin.), Outfit worth 10Gp
Coineage 10Sp
____________________________________________
APPEARANCE
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Height 6ft 2
Weight 210 lbs
Eye Color Blue
Hair Color Black
Region of Origin Brevoy
Deity Cayden Cailean

Physical Description

Faradin wears his hair shaved short on the sides and back and long on top, swept to the right of his head in a slight cascade. Faradin has a scar on his face, starting over his left eye and moving down to above the corner of his right lip, over the bridge of his nose.

He wears a clean white shirt, laced at wrists and neck, under a black leather coat with red scrollwork running the sleeves and the lapels. Faradin wears a pair of black canvas pants, tight and form fitting, under a pair of turned down black leather boots. Around his waist hangs a thick leather sword belt with a bright silver belt buckle.