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All right! 1000 posts! Debauchery Rules!


Jack Hammer wrote:

JH pulls out a spatula

"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."

begins chasing her with spatula

Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?


Jack Hammer wrote:
All right! 1000 posts! Debauchery Rules!

Why, yes. Yes I do. ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH pulls out a spatula

"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."

begins chasing her with spatula

Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?

Ever see Stripes?

Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH pulls out a spatula

"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."

begins chasing her with spatula

Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?

Ever see Stripes?

Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P

Never heard of Stripes

*giggles* Well, as long as the stovetop isn't on...

Runs inside the bus


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

JH pulls out a spatula

"It begins with the Aunt Jemima treatment."

begins chasing her with spatula

Eek! *giggle* Are you planning to spank me with that?

Ever see Stripes?

Nope! First I have to sit you on a stovetop, then I have to flip you. With this. Or at least try to. Kinda like a tickle test. ;P

Never heard of Stripes

*giggles* Well, as long as the stovetop isn't on...

Runs inside the bus

Bill Murray? Army of misfits? Ahh, forget it.

The stovetop won't need to be on to get things heated up!

gives chase


Jack Hammer wrote:

The stovetop won't need to be on to get things heated up!

gives chase

I have to go. But I think they'll be busy for a while anyways ;)


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:

The stovetop won't need to be on to get things heated up!

gives chase

I have to go. But I think they'll be busy for a while anyways ;)

good things I put new shocks on the bus! :)


*Watches JH and LJ give chase and hit the bus, wraps in a towel and curls up on the lounge chair*

Here looks good sleep a bit...


Jilly Bean wrote:

*Watches JH and LJ give chase and hit the bus, wraps in a towel and curls up on the lounge chair*

Here looks good sleep a bit...

*steals towel from sleeping JB*


I do hope that Jack Hammer has the Holographic Camera ready.


*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*

"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*

"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."


Jumping Jack wrote:

*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*

"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*

"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."

Bill him for the Skylight!


Jumping Jack wrote:

*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*

"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*

"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."

"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."


Sunny Godhead wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:

*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*

"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*

"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."

"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."

Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*

Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.


celestial nymph wrote:


Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*

Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.

*slowly the urban fey turns to face the three nymphs a slight smile crossing his face,looks them up and down before speaking, first to himself then to the ladies*

Now this definatly where I left mah horse, It would be mah pleasure ladies
*he turns to the triplets taking each of their hands in turn and kissing it, seeming to bask in the sweet smell of their skin before casting a look back at the bar*
I believe ah'll have mah drinks where ever these most lovely of ladies wish to take me.


celestial nymph wrote:
Sunny Godhead wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:

*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*

"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*

"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."

"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."

Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*

Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.

You guys are welcome to BORROW him, as long as he is returned in the condition from which you got him...


Now where did my clothes go?! That tee shirt was new!!


Jilly Bean wrote:


Now where did my clothes go?! That tee shirt was new!!

JH emerges from the limo and tosses a broken spatula in the trash.

Better track it down or you'll have to earn it all over again! ;)

He heads to the tap and pours a Dark & Stormy.

Anyone need anything?


OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!


Jilly Bean wrote:


OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!

*mumble* ...who took...blanket...


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:


OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
*mumble* ...who took...blanket...

Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :D


Jilly Bean wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:


OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :D

I'm thinking bikini top hat a la Weird Science LOL


Jumping Jack wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:


Oooh. I like this one. He's all shiny. *giggles*

Want to join us for a drink? the triplets ask.

*slowly the urban fey turns to face the three nymphs a slight smile crossing his face,looks them up and down before speaking, first to himself then to the ladies*

Now this definatly where I left mah horse, It would be mah pleasure ladies
*he turns to the triplets taking each of their hands in turn and kissing it, seeming to bask in the sweet smell of their skin before casting a look back at the bar*
I believe ah'll have mah drinks where ever these most lovely of ladies wish to take me.

The triplets drag him over to the hot tub. "Don't worry about the drinks. There's tequila on tap."


Gets changed into a bikini and heads out of the bus.

Okay, that was fun. But I'm not sleepy yet. So let's get back to the party. ^.^

Grabs a Dark & Stormy from the bar and chugs it.

Hey, did anybody ever make those jello shots?


*comes whirring out with a tray of jello shots*

Yes, miss. I made plenty. This is only the first tray.


Hurray! :)

Hey, Jilly Bean, you want some?


lynora-Jill wrote:

Gets changed into a bikini and heads out of the bus.

Okay, that was fun. But I'm not sleepy yet. So let's get back to the party. ^.^

Grabs a Dark & Stormy from the bar and chugs it.

Hey, did anybody ever make those jello shots?

There are 3 trays in the fridge; red, white, and blue. no idea what's in 'em. Here ya go!

*sets out all 3 trays*


Jack Hammer wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:

Gets changed into a bikini and heads out of the bus.

Okay, that was fun. But I'm not sleepy yet. So let's get back to the party. ^.^

Grabs a Dark & Stormy from the bar and chugs it.

Hey, did anybody ever make those jello shots?

There are 3 trays in the fridge; red, white, and blue. no idea what's in 'em. Here ya go!

*sets out all 3 trays*

EDIT: that makes 4. yay!


General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
General J. Debauchery wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:


OH! There it is! *pulls shirt out from underneath passed out "Jack"
How did it get there? Needs washed, guess I'm spending the day in Jumping Jack's coat!
*mumble* ...who took...blanket...
Oh I'm sorry darling. I didn't mean to wake you. Here *grabs LJ's clothes* cover up with these. :D
I'm thinking bikini top hat a la Weird Science LOL

Ironically not the first time that reference has been made in the last hour!


lynora-Jill wrote:

Hurray! :)

Hey, Jilly Bean, you want some?

Pope...bear..hat...woods....

Silly question! Oh..wait do you mean the drinks? Yeah I'll take one of those too! ;)


*downs one of each color of jello shot*

Woooohooo!

Time for dancing!


Makes sure all of the cameras are in Active mode


Are we going to dance? I love to dance, and you're a great dancer!

*takes jello shot and drink to dance floor*


*dances with Jilly Bean*


Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?


Jilly Bean wrote:
Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?

Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)

I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?

*downs another jello shot*

Maybe you can show me?


lynora-Jill wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?

Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)

I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?

*downs another jello shot*

Maybe you can show me?

Sure! It's easy, and way fun, and somtimes profitable! :)

Wait...did you just call me pretty? *bats eyes at LJ*


Adjusts the laser light show from the limo to synch it with the music.


*heads off in direction of limo*

Pole is in here is it not? ;)


Jilly Bean wrote:
lynora-Jill wrote:
Jilly Bean wrote:
Mmmm...the red jello shots taste so good! So the pole..is it for private use or can anyone swing on it?

Anyone can use it as long as anyone happens to be a pretty girl. :)

I still don't really get it though. Why do we need a pole for dancing?

*downs another jello shot*

Maybe you can show me?

Sure! It's easy, and way fun, and somtimes profitable! :)

Wait...did you just call me pretty? *bats eyes at LJ*

staggers around the party

Yep. You sure am. *hiccup*

Remind me of this sweet little lass you do. In the Port of...Port of...oh, forget it. She was real purty...


Jilly Bean wrote:

Sure! It's easy, and way fun, and somtimes profitable! :)

Wait...did you just call me pretty? *bats eyes at LJ*

Sure. You're very pretty.

*downs another two jello shots*


Jilly Bean wrote:

*heads off in direction of limo*

Pole is in here is it not? ;)

Two to choose from. Dance floor, or the private one in the limo.


Jilly Bean wrote:

*heads off in direction of limo*

Pole is in here is it not? ;)

Well, there's one out here too, but we can use the one in there if you prefer. :)


*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*
Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close*


Jumping Jack wrote:

*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*

Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close*

*giggles*

Molly looks a little miffed at being left out.

Since I'm presuming you don't have three arms. ;)


celestial nymph wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:

*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*

Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close*

*giggles*

Molly looks a little miffed at being left out.

Since I'm presuming you don't have three arms. ;)

*looks Molly in the eye and says in sylvan*

Don't be upset darlin', you can sit in mah lap in the tub if you like, we can talk about whatever springs to mind. ;)


Jumping Jack wrote:
celestial nymph wrote:
Jumping Jack wrote:

*shrugs his shoulders and peels his shirt off headed towards the hot tub*

Sure, but I'm still gonna want that coke
*wraps each arm around a nymph and pulls them close*

*giggles*

Molly looks a little miffed at being left out.

Since I'm presuming you don't have three arms. ;)

*looks Molly in the eye and says in sylvan*

Don't be upset darlin', you can sit in mah lap in the tub if you like, we can talk about whatever springs to mind. ;)

Molly giggles and hurries the group over to the hot tub so she can sit in Jumping Jack's lap and snuggle very, very close. ;)


Well thats it for me for the night, gotta get some sleep


From the orbiting cube ...

New Hottie identified! Targeting clothing disintergrator!

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