Firing Clothing disintergrator!
Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.
'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")
And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?
What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!
'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")
And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?
What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!
I'll have to check the video files to be sure. Maybe she thought you were a Barbie?
I'll have to check the video files to be sure. Maybe she thought you were a Barbie?'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")
And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?
What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!
Well, I would be about the right size. (But, I am anatomically complete!)
'Cause you're hot. Only the hotties get targeted by the eye in the sky.Eeeep!
This used to happen to Lynora-Jill! Why am I now being targeted?
But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")
And, why am I, a Drone, now capable of using first person pronouns?
What did Lynora-Jill do to me?!
Grabs a clean bartowel from underneath the counter, wraps it around S-Drone 7-of-9.
"It sounds like you've taken on bits of their independent personality," Devlyn says with a chuckle. "It'll take some getting used to, but you'll be fine. Just follow their lead!"
I wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.
I wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.
But, I am not susceptable to cold. I still have all my Borg implants, they are just better hidden now.
The collective does realize that Šmurfette-Drone is 33.02 centimeters tall.
We want her to return to the collective to assimilate other drones!
The collective does realize that Šmvrfette-Drone is 33.02 centimeters tall.
We want her to return to the collective to assimilate other drones!
"Fair enough, but don't you want her to perform exhaustive data collection first, so the assimilation of your other drones is more...efficient?"
"Just sayin..." ;D
The collective does realize that Šmvrfette-Drone is 33.02 centimeters tall.
We want her to return to the collective to assimilate other drones!
"Fair enough, but don't you want her to perform exhaustive data collection first, so the assimilation of your other drones is more...efficient?"
"Just sayin..." ;D
Your analysis is valid.
We will allow Šmurfette-Drone 7-of-9 to continue observation of both the subjects designated Lynora-Jill, Jilly Bean, and the Celestial Nymphs.
I wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.But, I am not susceptable to cold. I still have all my Borg implants, they are just better hidden now.
If it's not the cold then why...never mind
If it's not the cold then why...never mindI wonder if the all-seeing eye realizes that you are only 13" tall and so susceptable to the cold.But, I am not susceptable to cold. I still have all my Borg implants, they are just better hidden now.
Exactly.
*giggles can be heard from inside the limo*
That's not as easy as it looks! Hey, I need more jello shots.
*walks out and grabs a whole tray*
Jilly Bean is teaching me how to pole dance and it's making me thirsty. *giggle*
*giggles can be heard from inside the limo*
That's not as easy as it looks! Hey, I need more jello shots.
*walks out and grabs a whole tray*
Jilly Bean is teaching me how to pole dance and it's making me thirsty. *giggle*
Yes, this is a valuable skill to assimilate.
*giggles can be heard from inside the limo*
That's not as easy as it looks! Hey, I need more jello shots.
*walks out and grabs a whole tray*
Jilly Bean is teaching me how to pole dance and it's making me thirsty. *giggle*
"Glad I got that extra tray set up," he says with a laugh.
Sets up some more trays of jello shots and stores them in the fridge, in a myriad of colors (and types of alcohol), so nobody goes without... ;)
Wheeee! thump
Oooh, the spinning makes me dizzy.
Wheeee! thump
Oooh, the spinning makes me dizzy.
More tequila?
More tequila?Wheeee! thump
Oooh, the spinning makes me dizzy.
Yep. That'll help. Thanks. :)
Wheeeeee! See like that! And This! And you can even do this!
Oh! more Jello Shots!!
Wheeeeee! See like that! And This! And you can even do this!
Oh! more Jello Shots!!
Oh, that looks like fun.
*takes a swig of tequila and downs a couple jello shots*
Okay, I'm ready to try again.
Oh good, my turn with the bottle then! It's hot in here...is it hot in here? How do you turn the air on in here?
Oh yeah like that LJ! Now you got it! :D
"Hey, you can do that sort of thing by going through the front door."*With a crash of shattering glass the skylight falls inward, followed by a dark figure decending from above, he lands with a delicate grace upon the tile floor beside the pool, slowly rising to his full height, eyes glowing, and clad all in black, from his formed leather tunic to his billowing longcoat, he glances down at the nude form of Jillie Bean, and chuckles*
"Oh yes, this is the right place"
*he strides to the bar with a fey grace, whipping his coat off and tossing it over his shoulder, where it flutters and lands gently on the sleeping woman, covering her body*"I'll have two Harps, three shots of Three Swallows, and a Coke."
Seething with jealousy, Sunny G turns his gaze at Jumping Jack, but lets go.
"Ya win some, you loose some." Then he smiles. He looks at the Celestial Nymphs and says, "Ladies, I have a fast car. Wanna go for a ride?"
Seething with jealousy, Sunny G turns his gaze at Jumping Jack, but lets go.
"Ya win some, you loose some." Then he smiles. He looks at the Celestial Nymphs and says, "Ladies, I have a fast car. Wanna go for a ride?"
"Oooh, I wanna go for a ride." "Me too."
Muffy and Mindy both go running off to have a spin in the corvette, while Molly stays right where she is.
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*
But, I am only 13" tall! (A nomral Šmurf-Drone is three apples tall, or about 9")
Whew! I thought I was so drunk I was seeing imaginary little nekked ladies.
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*
"Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*
"Me too!"
"The bigger the bling..."
Hey guys? Would it be too much to ask for you all to come watch us swing around this pole? Tell us if we're doing it right?
"Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*"Me too!"
"The bigger the bling..."
*giggles*
Do you think they should come and join us here in the hot tub? She asks Jumping Jack with a grin, still sitting on his lap.
Hey guys? Would it be too much to ask for you all to come watch us swing around this pole? Tell us if we're doing it right?
Yeah, that really would help. There aren't any mirrors in here and I've been practicing and practicing...
Sends some more tequila over to the ladies in the limo, just in case they're getting thirsty, then pats one of the barstools for Ambrosia to come sit down as he fixes both of them some Dark & Stormys real quick.
Yeah, that really would help. There aren't any mirrors in here and I've been practicing and practicing...
Hey guys? Would it be too much to ask for you all to come watch us swing around this pole? Tell us if we're doing it right?
Well, it's a rough job but someone has to do it.
Freshens his D&S and heads to the VIP section of the bus limo.
"Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*"Me too!"
"The bigger the bling..."
Hides his grin as he ducks behind the bar to grab his Dark & Stormys.
Sends some more tequila over to the ladies in the limo, just in case they're getting thirsty, then pats one of the barstools for Ambrosia to come sit down as he fixes both of them some Dark & Stormys real quick.
Ooh! Is that for me?, she purrs, as she heads over to Devlyn
Hides his grin as he ducks behind the bar to grab his Dark & Stormys."Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*"Me too!"
"The bigger the bling..."
"Ooh, you tiger you. You gonna pounce on me next?"
Ooh! Is that for me?, she purrs, as she heads over to Devlyn
"That one's for Ambrosia actually, m'dear. But there's plenty of room at the bar, so take a seat and join us. Gimme two shakes," he says with a smile.
Whips up a bunch of Dark & Stormys, and sets a couple out for both PoD and El-Lina, making sure there are enough barstools available for everyone.
"Ooh, you tiger you. You gonna pounce on me next?"Hides his grin as he ducks behind the bar to grab his Dark & Stormys."Let me know if you need any help. I like flashy hunks."
"I wanna ride, too. But I'm not that into cars." *wink*"Me too!"
"The bigger the bling..."
"Now that would hurt Warforged Jack's feelings - I just couldn't do that to him, now could I?" he says innocently.
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.
*Giggles as tequilla splashes down her front.*
Oopps, I am fine! Boy am I glad your barefoot! Mmmm, these jello shots are yummy! Is it my turn?
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.
I didn't know your leg could reach that high. Jilly Bean been helping you stretch?
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.I didn't know your leg could reach that high. Jilly Bean been helping you stretch?
Well of course silly! We wouldn't want any cramping!
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar.
"But she's not here yet, is she?"
Well of course silly! We wouldn't want any cramping!Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.I didn't know your leg could reach that high. Jilly Bean been helping you stretch?
Sorry I missed the warm ups!
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.I didn't know your leg could reach that high. Jilly Bean been helping you stretch?
*giggles* Yep. I've been learning all kinds of new things today. ;)
*downs another jello shot*
Let's try that again. Without the losing my grip on the pole and kicking Jilly Bean part. :)
Maybe I should sit over here..behind JH. Just in case. ;)
Whoops! Sorry Jilly Bean. I didn't mean to kick you. Are you okay? Here, have another jello shot.I didn't know your leg could reach that high. Jilly Bean been helping you stretch?*giggles* Yep. I've been learning all kinds of new things today. ;)
*downs another jello shot*
Let's try that again. Without the losing my grip on the pole and kicking Jilly Bean part. :)
I'm more than happy to kiss any boo-boos!
"Besides, my prey is right there," he says with a predatory glint in his eye as he point toward Ambrosia's curvy feline form approaching the bar."But she's not here yet, is she?"
He just shakes his head and chuckles.
"Depends on your definition of 'here' I guess. I think she's just hanging back and taking in the lovely view of you two before she sits down," with a quick gentlemanly bow to PoD and El-Lina, watching Ambrosia's appraising look out of the corner of his eye.