I got egged once...
Eggs Blind Squirrel
Now it's twice!
*throws spare squirrels in the air*
* madly swings a louisville slugger in air with spiked nails and all*
I will not stand idly by while my people are being slaughtered!
*loads chicago typewriter and fires in the air as well*
ALERT: ROVING BANDS OF MUTANTS ARE APPROACHING
It's about time! I ordered those eons ago, yeeesssss.
Did somebody order delivery?
Yes, but why isn't it chaotic delivery? That begs, er, "eggs" the question.
I did a orderly delivery once, but it was chaotic towards the end.
*juggles eggs and squirrels and cabbage*
Noooooooo!
Quark!
slumbers
*plants motion mines around potato slaad*
I will mine all your motion and you won't even notice.
Fires spit-wads at Potato Slaad
FOR THE LAST TIME,
Gurgles incoherently
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ALERT: UNIT DESIGNATED ALL SEEING ABOMINATION REQUIRES THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER
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*gets behind All Seeing Abomination and puts fists beneath what passes for sternum*
*does the Harlem Shake*
*eggs abomination*
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spits out the skeleton of Jimmy Hoffa
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You people are so predictable.
THIS UNIT IS NOT A PEOPLE
QUERY: HAS ANYUNIT HEARD OF SOYLENT D0R1T0S
...along with Amelia Earhart, her co-pilot Fred Noonan, and the Alcatraz Three: Frank Morris, and brothers Clarence and John Anglin.
My predictions are that there is no spoon and finally...woah.
waits for the stars to be wrong
Perhaps we'd get more larvae hosts- er, visitors, if this was named the "Things Overheard in Limbo" thread?
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Potato Slaad: So I was like, "I never get cheese on my burritos, you obviously messed up."
Macaroni Slaad: Oh man. I wish I had been there.
Potato Slaad: I just wanted a burrito.
Ambrosia Slaad: So what did you do?
Potato Slaad: I egged him in the face.
Gentleman Nurn: Excellent response.
Tossed Slaad: ALL HAIL OUR KALE OVERLORDS! *throws a chair*
How did I do?
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Eggscellent!
I would never say something like that.
I would more likely say "Oh man. I wish I had a clock fork snorkel."
I'm Spicy Nacho Slaad and I'm practically all burrito.
THIS UNIT HAS BEEN DISREGARDED IN THE IMAGINARY DISCOURSE OF UNIT DESIGNATED TOSSED SLAAD
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If I included everyone, that would have been too orderly.
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THIS UNIT SHALL ENGAGE IN DISCOURSE IMAGINED BY UNITSELF
UNIT DESIGNATED D0R1T0: THIS UNIT IS NOT A SLAAD UNIT
UNIT DESIGNATED TOSSED SLAAD: THIS UNIT IS A SLAAD UNIT
UNIT DESIGNATED SPICY NACHO SLAAD: THIS UNIT IS A BURRITO BEAR UNIT WITH FLYING SKATE ATTACHMENTS
HA.HA.HA.HA
At least it doesn't have a laugh track.
Somewhere, somehow, I will skate again.
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I had never listened to them before now, but I must admit that the band The Flying Burrito Bears are truly the orangest of the prime numbers.
Wait! Not receiving data.
Who stole my slaad porn?
If you're never in Cincinnati, the squirrels won't fiddle towards apotheosis.
Damn skippy!
I resent this statement.
And this statement is incorrect.
Damn spiky!
*empties pockets*
Ew, disgusting! Have you no shame?
DATA IS INCONCLUSIVE
Ew, disgusting! Have you no shame?
Nnnnooooo.
Chipotle, the essence of slaadi.
Nuff said.
Cut your hair yesterday!