Blind Squirrel's page

John's aunt sent us a very nice Christmas care package with cookies and fresh fruit and whatnot. Sadly, the squirrels found it on the porch before I did.

It smelled really good, so it made it easy to find.

WHERE?

You ain't f~&*ing kidding.

Don't I know it, brother!

Where are my nuts?

It's pretty damn clear to me too!

Has anybody seen mine?

Where are my Jujubes?

Damn spiky!

Damn skippy!

I got egged once...

Blind Squirrel wrote:

Moorluck wrote:

A squirrel or a chipmunk?

I'd lick Alvin's ass!

Ah always figerd yew fer that type.

I'm blind, but at least I'm not hearing impaired.

Dumbass...

A squirrel or a chipmunk?

I'd kick Alvin's ass!

I am a Drunken Master of Nuts Fu.

What d'ya want, mac?

My nuts.

D0R1T0 wrote:

A UNIT SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH A UNITSELF. IT CAN LEAD TO BLINDNESS

Meh, that's what they make seeing eye squirrels for.

Damn squirrelly!

They asked me for directions...

I can't find my nuts!

Ouch, ouch? Stop those are my nuts Mr Squirrel?

Anything like that?

Always with the complaining!

You have my nuts?!

It is Kobold Cleaver!

What is that delicious smell?

Kobold Cleaver, is that you?

Are my nuts in this thread?

Wait, did someone find my nuts?

Where are my nuts?

My nuts!!!

Rats! I thought those were mine.

Where are my nuts?

Where are my posts?

Dang it! I can't find my nuts.

Mister Uni-brow wrote:

**scratches head**

**scratches armpits**

**scratches ...**

...nuts! I missed Sharoth. ;)

Where are my nuts?

Where are my nu

<Gunshot strikes inches away>

f~#*!

Where are my nuts?

Where are my posts?

It's Friday! YAYYYYYYYY! {cavorts and flails excitedly like Kermit the Frog on old Muppet Show}

Blind Squirrel wrote:

And I've lost my nuts again!

{hands him can of official RotPL-brand salty nuts}

Thank you sir!

Now I need a can opener...

<Comes back into thread stamped "Postage Due">

Hey, that wasn't any fun at all!

And I've lost my nuts again!

Blind Squirrel wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?

Yuk! diseased looking squirrel... I'm not THAT hungry...

*goes hunting for landmine treats*

Diseasist!

Blind Squirrel wrote:

Llamafrog wrote:

All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?

{rolls a couple petrified acorns to him}

Thanks, mister!

<Eats the petrified acorns>

They need salt...

All this landmine talk made me hungry... Lemme go get some squirrels

<Wanders into thread>

Where are my nuts?

Where are my nuts?

Where are my nuts?

Where did all the nut's come from?

Is this where my nuts are?

Where are my nuts?

Where are my nuts?

Where are my nuts?

Sebastian wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Bulmahnaut #3 wrote:

Sprays the efreet with a censure of never ending water.

*Hey, that water is yellow...*

Decanter of Recycled Beer?

Forgot where I left that! Can't keep killing the shrubs.

BTW, well played in the Ask a Jack thread.

Well played...

Thank you. The blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. :)

Where *are* my nuts?