I palemkeng'd once......
I hear it's a golfuindumging experience.
In other news, I got all the eldritch tentacles out of my face. But I fear it'll never be the same.
Set the bags on fire. They will have light for the rest of their lives.
Dronf!
*scratches chin*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....*light bulb appears over head*
Sounds like a good plan to me!
How does everyone do that?!
{concentrates very hard... concentrates... concentra- ooh, shiny!}
Damnit! I just knew I shouldn't have skipped my flue shot, and now look, I've come down with head pigeons. :/
Also, the scent of sour cream and onion potato ships is making me hungry.
I also shipped sour cream and onion potatoes once. The fees were outrageous.
But the pastel never smells left every meow.
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I also also shipped sour cream and onions once. The Tublr fans were outrageous! They were angry I went against fanon and didn't ship sour cream and that cheating bastard cheddar. After the pro-salt and vinegar fans started trolling everyone, I had to nuke Idaho to get rid of the lot of them.
{checks potato chip bag to make sure slaadlings are ok} Just making sure you weren't playing with ol' toothy Gorbacz.
I also also shipped sour cream and onions once. The Tublr fans were outrageous! They were angry I went against fanon and didn't ship sour cream and that cheating bastard cheddar. After the pro-salt and vinegar fans started trolling everyone, I had to nuke Idaho to get rid of the lot of them.
Shipping is an evil even Slaadi could get behind eradicating. *sage nod*
I also also shipped sour cream and onions once. The Tublr fans were outrageous! They were angry I went against fanon and didn't ship sour cream and that cheating bastard cheddar. After the pro-salt and vinegar fans started trolling everyone, I had to nuke Idaho to get rid of the lot of them.Shipping is an evil even Slaadi could get behind eradicating. *sage nod*
You're right. We could get behind eradicating shipping. Except for one tiny little problem. I don't want to have to get off my fat hairy rump to go fetch things when I want them. So much easier to have them delivered to your door.
I feel like we are talking about two different things.
And neither of them is cured meat. Something is wrong.
I would say that if your meat hasn't been cured then you should take it to the emergency room right away. We just can't have people running around with sick meat.
Dronf!
At least one cleric archetype should have a Channel Bacon ability.
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{checks potato chip bag to make sure slaadlings are ok} Just making sure you weren't playing with ol' toothy Gorbacz.
[muffled]We're fine. We moved on to something else.[/muffled]
* Slaadlings are now stuck inside a Pringles can*
So do I!
Anything and everything should be soaked for a while in the sea near Southampton before consuming, including and not limited to pig bits and Bryan Adams.
*enters thread wearing a viking helmet and carrying a +4 anarchic prismatic burst shovel*
I am off to slay villeins, yeeeeeesss. Anyone want anything while I'm out?
The other candle never saluted purple roast.
Niagra Falls?!
Slowly I be turnin'. Step by step. Inch by inch. I be creepin' up on tha scurvy bilge rat. And then, as I felt his hot breath on me face...I be runnin' away. I forgotted just how big that sonuvagun be.
All I know is that if a high-velocity ambush mollusk to the face is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
Occasionally, their durian Rheims Ashe due Alan's disks soaks got good.
Feather plucking ostriches unite! Dyslexics untie! Emus just emulate something!
Happy Yak Shaving Day!
Is that today? I almost forgot. I would have been beside myself if I had missed it again this year.
Hands everybody a yak, a razor and a can of shaving cream.
It goes faster when you do it in an aquarium full of squid though.
Shouldsna Yak Shavin Day be befor Mudders day? Den yous can give ya Mudders nice Yak hair vests.
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The fact I can get it right away with a lot more fun if I was a great way of saying it would mean so so happy to see my tweets and you have a great way of saying it would mean so so happy.
Text predictor, creating Chaos since before last Tuesday.
FUN FACT! Yak Shaving Day is celebrated in the United Kingdom and Commonwealth as Yolk Shoving Day, in memory of Brian Poole and the Tremeloes and the difficulties they experienced with sentient underwear.
Beware of shaven yaks. They get cold without all their hair, and then try to snuggle up with you in your sleeping bag. And they won't take no for an answer.
Also, some of them have seen the clip where Han slices open the tauntaun and shoves Luke inside for warmth. Those are the most dangerous, because they try to slice you open and use your innards to keep their outers warm. Unfortunately, since yaks are banned from having or using sharp edged tools by the 1136BC Treaty of Cebu IIXIV, they can only use dull plastic sporks to try and open you up.
It kinda tickles.
A look at the calendar informs me that it is now that most sacred of days in Central and South America. Anaconda feathering day. So get your anaconda, a 5 gallon bucket of Elmer's Glue All and a pillow full of quetzal feathers. There's work to be done!
The girls are always trying to feather my anaconda.
Chakawwwww!
My anaconda don't want nuns unless we've unstapled King Ludwig from the unincorporated segments of your sparkly leather mongoose.
However, I do, so washem up and gettem ready.
I don't see why that should be necessary. I never had problems with dirty nuns.
A gathering of Slaad? I didn't know this was here!
You boys and girls looking for some action?
Don't worry, I'm clean, those rumors of me spreading Slaad Fever is all lies, you certainly won't morph into a Red Slaad if I touch you.
I don't see why that should be necessary. I never had problems with dirty nuns.
Me neither, but soapy nuns, CS. Soapy nuns!
I don't see why that should be necessary. I never had problems with dirty nuns.Me neither, but soapy nuns, CS. Soapy nuns!
Darn. I thought I was the only one who had access to Castle Anthrax ...
Do you have to spank Scott Ian when he is naughty?
The issue with nuns is not cleanliness it's those gall durn propellers.
Damn, I musta done more drugs than I thought.
I did drugs once, man you should have seen the webs I made that day
Do you have to spank Scott Ian when he is naughty?
Make Marty Friedman do it! It's his turn!
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Do you have to spank Scott Ian when he is naughty?
Fortunately being a slaad means that I don't have to be an equal opportunity spanker.
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A gathering of Slaad? I didn't know this was here!
You boys and girls looking for some action?
Don't worry, I'm clean, those rumors of me spreading Slaad Fever is all lies, you certainly won't morph into a Red Slaad if I touch you.
I read this and was like "I don't remember posting this". But then I thought what if an alternate version of me posted it? But then I thought what if I didn't post it but it was an imposter? But then I thought what if I didn't post it, it was just another Blue Slaad? But then I thought what if I was Batman? But then I thought if I was Batman would I still be Chaotic? But then I thought how would I be Bat-Slaad when I'm already Iron Slaad? But then I remembered they took my title away because they found out that Soylent Green was people. And now I'm sad. Thanks a lot other Blue Slaad.
But then I thought what if I was Batman?
I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.
But then I thought what if I was Batman?I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.
*yoinks mask*
*yoinks mask*But then I thought what if I was Batman?I'm Batman. Says so right in my name.
Ooh. That felt good.
Do that again.
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*Picks "Batman's" pocket.*
Hmmm. It says here on your driver's license your name is Oswald Cobblepot. I smell an imposter.
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That's where you are wrong. I am Batman, but these aren't my pants.
That's where you are wrong. I am Batman, but these aren't my pants.
Then you can't possibly object to my making sure that all this is returned to the rightful owner.
*Takes out his cell phone and dials 1-666-PEN-GUIN*
*The cell phone in "Batman's" shirt pocket rings.*
*Looks at "Batman" with an expression of extreme skepticism.*
So, are you wearing anything that's actually yours? Or are you running around in Penguin's shirt and pants and Fish Mooney's underwear?