“Takin’ It Easy” UnThread

[Tugun]

'-Purple Worm, get it? Awww come on, don't leave, the joke wasn't that bad was it!?!'
'Yes. Yes it was.'

[SirUrza]

Jason Bulmahn wrote:

SirUrza wrote:

"Aw c'mon Merisiel, sharing a bath only violates the GSL, not the OGL."

Hilarious.

Jason

Well I know I got someone's vote. :)

[Dragnmoon]

The Black Bard wrote:

Dragnmoon wrote:

Kyra: It's a trap!

Waits for people to get it...

I get it....twice. To which are you referring?

Ehh... It can go many ways... :-)

[Fleanetha]

German Infantryman: 'I zink vee need a more powerful suction pump in ze trench'

[Ubermench]

Don't leave It's just my hand of 'Kos'.

[Sir_Wulf]

Valeros would never again forget to tip the bath attendant.

[Ubermench]

1) Who wants to play Bunnies and Burrows, wink wink nudge nugde?

2) Who wants to play 4e, ?

[Solmyr of the Azure Flame]

"Seriously ladies, when it comes to women, I learned everything from the Sisters of Rapture."

[sowhereaminow]

Official Entry: "Try our bathhouse, now with hot and cold running assassins."

Unofficial, not quite PG-13 entry:

"Cue the porno music! **Bow-chicka-wow-wow**"

[Mothman]

"I 'ave come to clean zee pool."

[Kruelaid]

"Really! I thought it was a pool jet."

[Meds]

It was almost as if Valeros wanted to believe the illusion, mused the aboleth.

[Ubermench]

I prefer men, Really.

[Meds]

hogarth wrote:

"Marco!" Merisiel shouted, but when Valeros replied with "Volo!", it quickly turned from a harmless children's game to a serious case of copyright infringement.

Awesome!

[Meds]

Bagpuss wrote:

"So I said to the damn efreet, 'How in the Hells am I going to play that tiny piano with this?'"

(lifted from xkcd)

This is great Bagpuss.

[sykoholic]

Valeros: "I see London. I see France. I see someone's.... HOLY FREDRICKS OF HOLLYWOOD!!!!
----

Kyra: If the water is truly supposed to be that color, why is it only like that on your side of the pool?
----

Valeros: So, that would be a "no"? >>>I'm kinda suprised no one has used this one yet<<<

[Kate C]

Kate C wrote:

And the Hooded Physician of the Ebon Brisk was quite distraught:
“I told that adventurer not to go into water for two days after his vasectomy and he can’t even wait two minutes … oi vay!”

Spoiler:

The below are my "also ran" entries (that one above was a few pages back) but wanted to share them before the thread died (please, please don’t disqualify me !) because I thought of them after I posted and then read the full blog and realized that we could only post one official caption : (

Thanks : )

Valeros: "Ladies please listen to reason. All I’m saying is, we’re obviously near the end of the Adventure Path, so we might as well start creating new characters.

All those new adventurers have to come from somewhere right ?

and I have been waiting for someone else to post this and am surprised no one has

Valeros: " BUT Meresiel said she always wondered what it would be like to have a little human in her!”

Funny enough, most these come ons are no where near as bad as some of the RL stuff I've heard !

[Franz Lunzer]

Kate C. - The UnContest is already over. Check the new blog!

But don't let that hold you. We all like to read some nice captions. ;)

[Kate C]

Oh wow ! I thought it would end on Friday, um not dawn Friday, thanks Franz

: )

Anthony Noel wrote:

Valeros:

“But I can assure you ladies, this was exactly how Gary G and I made Philters of Love back in first edition.”

LOVED this one !

[Kruelaid]

So I read the new blog.

Lots of Penthouse Forum readers in the office, eh?

Snicker...

[vagrant-poet]

Runner-up, yay!

I'm so goddamn jazzed!

:D :D :D

[Necessary Evil]

Took me long enough to get though all of these. About pissed myself twice!

[Franz Lunzer]

Necessary Evil wrote:

Took me long enough to get though all of these. About pissed myself twice!

So, you need a bathhouse yourself now?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Valeros: "I think Ezren cast stinking cloud."

[Montalve]

congratz James Martain

[James Martin]

Thanks! I'm pretty buzzed. After I got the email I had to read it twice to make sure I was reading it right.

And yes, my misspent youth did contribute heavily to this caption...

And a HUGE thanks to the Paizo office for putting out such great products and neat contests!

[Turin the Mad]

James Martin wrote:

Thanks! I'm pretty buzzed. After I got the email I had to read it twice to make sure I was reading it right.

And yes, my misspent youth did contribute heavily to this caption...

And a HUGE thanks to the Paizo office for putting out such great products and neat contests!

Congratulations! :)

Youth doesn't seem to have been totally misspent ... :P

[Bagpuss]

I was robbed!

One entry per poster, bah. You people must hate freedom, or something.

[Mothman]

Ha! Nice work James. That was a good one. And well done to the honourable mentions too.

[Here4daFreeSwag]

Congrats to James and all the runner-ups- not to mention everybody else in this thread (lots of great stuff out there). And of course, thanks to Paizo for the contest. :)

[sykoholic]

I got an honorable mention? Cool!

[SirUrza]

Meds wrote:

hogarth wrote:

"Marco!" Merisiel shouted, but when Valeros replied with "Volo!", it quickly turned from a harmless children's game to a serious case of copyright infringement.

Awesome!

I like that too. :)

[Vendle]

Just for fun,

Valeros: "As a matter of fact, I am on watch and I can assure you, no fine detail escapes my eyes."

[Fiendish Dire Weasel]

Bummed that I missed the contest, but here are my "entries" anyway, just for giggles.

"Wait, come back. All I said was I wished I could have a DUCK in the tub!"

"Hey, where I come from, bubbles in the tub are a compliment to the person who filled it! Where’s your acceptance of other cultures?!"

Yes, I took the low, easy road. Can't help myself. :)

[Zapp]

Sometimes I miss these freer times.

[Franz Lunzer]

I didn't even remember being here already, back then. Man, that's 11 years gone...