Ummm kinky...
You just now figuring that out?
Oh you have yet to see kinky but you will
Teleports courtfool to the bordello on the 444th
Oh you have yet to see kinky but you will
Teleports courtfool to the bordello on the 444th
Oh dear. Did he just teleport the CPD by accident?
Oh well. At least he'll be happy.
Either dat or he'll depress all dem suckybuses!
I should have known the sheep would be the min/maxer.
watch the sheep, he cheats as well
well its not just the wool he likes to pull
A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows
That poodle will shame all those with even a slight connection to canine ancestory....
Looks around
Yay! Peace and quiet!
Swims on his Cthulhu floaty
Rustling nearby.
Ribbit!
Overhears someone speaking lowly but with animated enthusiasm into a microphone in nearby reeds and rushes.
Woo-wee! We've got two of these amphi-beauties sunning themselves in their natural habitat. Notice how this species appears to prefer floaties to lily pads!
Fashions a small sail to his Cthulhu floaty.
I'm a goin' on a visit to see my cousins at de othah end of de pond. You all be good OK?
The small frog sails off over the horizon.
That poodle will shame all those with even a slight connection to canine ancestory....
Jealous much?
That poodle will shame all those with even a slight connection to canine ancestory....Jealous much?
Not one bit. Get all the STD's you want.
Fashions a small sail to his Cthulhu floaty.
I'm a goin' on a visit to see my cousins at de othah end of de pond. You all be good OK?
The small frog sails off over the horizon.
Mind if I hop along? This be anice floaty you have here...
*Looks at the Cthulhu floaty with greedy eyes*
The frog watcher continues making crude notes in his field guide, unaware that something is rapidly approaching him from above.
A whistling sound swells overhead
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MargarineFrog lands with a big *SPLASH* in the pond.
Suddenly, he is stricken in the head and knocked sprawling in the water. He gets up choking and soaked and flailing in the water for his hat. When he picks it up, it has a frog in it.
Well, bless my soul. It's a froggie! How'd ya do that, little feller?
The small frog sputters in Tex's hat
*COUGH*
Oh dem meanies over at the monkey's new clubhouse did it. Dey flung me clear over here!
OOOO dey SO MEAN!
..actually it was kinda fun
You're a funny little froggie. Whatrya gonna do now?
I don't rightly know Mr. Tex. It's a long walk back, an' my Cthulhu floaty's on de beach over dere.
Looks sad
Ya want me to give ya a lift? My truck's parked at the edge of the wetland.
*Comes running in.*
Has anyone seen Margarinefrog? There were some shenanigans over at the other end of the pond...Oh, I hope he isn't hurt.
Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.
Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.
Aren't they always?
*Takes over Margarinefrog's floaty*
Yay!
Paddles deep into the pond
*Sits down on the ground to rest.*
I can take you back over to the party if you want Margarinefrog, but I need to rest for a few minutes first. Are you okay? Did you get hurt at all?
No need to worry Lynora I can get you both back to the party...
*anyone looking can see his face grow slightly redder before he looks away quickly*
No need to worry Lynora I can get you both back to the party...
*anyone looking can see his face grow slightly redder before he looks away quickly*
Oh, thank you, Dragonborn Junior. That would be much appreciated.
*Sits down on the ground to rest.*
I can take you back over to the party if you want Margarinefrog, but I need to rest for a few minutes first. Are you okay? Did you get hurt at all?
MargarineFrog smiles
I'm OK Lynora. Dey was mean ....
..But it WAS kinda fun! Do you think dey'd do it to me agin'?
*Sits down on the ground to rest.*
I can take you back over to the party if you want Margarinefrog, but I need to rest for a few minutes first. Are you okay? Did you get hurt at all?MargarineFrog smiles
I'm OK Lynora. Dey was mean ....
..But it WAS kinda fun! Do you think dey'd do it to me agin'?
Well, I'm sure they would if you asked them to.
YAY! Let's go back den!
Jumps into Lynora's arms
Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.
Hmmm, I wonder how far the Jack-apult could launch a poodle.
Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.Hmmm, I wonder how far the Jack-apult could launch a poodle.
How about a large blue dragon?
How about a large blue dragon?Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.Hmmm, I wonder how far the Jack-apult could launch a poodle.
We could find out if you want to try.
We could find out if you want to try.How about a large blue dragon?Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.Hmmm, I wonder how far the Jack-apult could launch a poodle.
Do you have catapults that large?
And do you have an insurance policy and a claims that process denial of liability? You know, just checking in case I need to pull some cash out of the old treasure horde.
We could find out if you want to try.How about a large blue dragon?Shenanigans? I am guessing Jacks were involved.Hmmm, I wonder how far the Jack-apult could launch a poodle.Do you have catapults that large?
And do you have an insurance policy and a claims that process denial of liability? You know, just checking in case I need to pull some cash out of the old treasure horde.
The one at the Jack clubhouse could launch you. No, we don't have any insurance. The Jacks usually don't think things through when we come up with some of our zany ideas.
The one at the Jack clubhouse could launch you. No, we don't have any insurance. The Jacks usually don't think things through when we come up with some of our zany ideas.
Sounds like a plan. Okay, launch me. I wanna see where I land. And don't worry about the lawsuits and lawyers. I have more than enough wealth to pay them off.
The one at the Jack clubhouse could launch you. No, we don't have any insurance. The Jacks usually don't think things through when we come up with some of our zany ideas.Sounds like a plan. Okay, launch me. I wanna see where I land. And don't worry about the lawsuits and lawyers. I have more than enough wealth to pay them off.
*takes dragon to the Jack catapult* Ok, where would you like to go? How about the knights thread? With your size you'd go through the castle wall and then you'd have a chance to munch on a few knights. I know how you dragons like knights.
A whistling sound suddenly swells
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE
MargarineFrog lands in the pond with a big splash
Swims to the pond's edge.
DAT WAS GREAT!
Swims back to the kobold-free zone