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As you wish... but the protection factor of the manacles your wearing protect you from the effects of the Geas. I assure you I have nothing but the best of intentions so here *unlocks one manacle and places it on the same wrist as the other* it should work this way. I'll admit to the rest of the...um..."outfit" being my desire to see a cleric in a hula skirt.Wich I did tell you would make me obey you...so your next desire?
*mumbles grumbels about her situation, sighting resignedly* but what about my own desires?
You've been locked up in shackles far more dire than those you are enduring now. Rigid adherence to order made your forget your own desires. But let me reacquaint you with them.
Tell you what clown here is Harley Quinns address I hear she really wants to meet you :)
Been there, done that.
Now go away, this is my toy, I saw her first. You can have the next one.
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*ponders the bests strategy to move away from the tentacles and the creepy clown*
mmm ok now we need a way to pass the tentacles...
*looks the drow with some guilt*
oh i am sorry i really thought you intended ill on me
I get that alot... now *handing a mace over* do you wish to fight our way out or fly out *revealing his cloak to be a pair of wings of flying* ;)
*handing a mace over*
*snaps his fingers*
*handing a mace over**snaps his fingers*
*seize and devour the mace*
We hoped it was of those chemical maces. They tickle your mouth/proboscis/beak/whatever you use to ingest food.
*handing a mace over**snaps his fingers**seize and devour the mace*
We hoped it was of those chemical maces. They tickle your mouth/proboscis/beak/whatever you use to ingest food.
Yeah, sorry for that. Now, could you package that weird pointy-eared humanoid with shoe polish in his face and send him back to the demon lords? I hear those demon lords appreciate it if you send them defectors, and those traitor-elves are all supposed to worship the abyss.
I'm thinking Dagon. He might be a demon lord by trade, but he's sufficiently Dark Tapestry for you to get along with him. Maybe you even know him.
How to get those chains out from the wall? Ah. *rips the priestess's chains out of the wall* come on, dear, our random encounter is getting cold. If it is a fire creature, that is. Maybe it's getting warm. Or it's wandering back to its wandering monster table.
*sights*
I suppose its ok... just don't harm the drow that much... he doesn't looks exactly like an evil guy
damn, where did i left my sword?
Oh, my associates won't harm the drow at all. They'll just deliver him to Dagon - preferrably whole, as damaged goods displease the Shadow in the Sea.
Now, what Dagon will do, that's a whole other matter. Best not to dwell on it.
Your sword? I think my associates ate it. The mace wasn't filling enough.
*teaches Jordan the spell: Powerword - Redlight*
There, don't say I don't do anything for you.
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You'll find I don't "package" so easily... but if the dear preistess wishes to abscond with you I will respect her wishes.Till next time m'lady *bows sharply and kisses the clerics hand* and clown...if your looking for your associates I left their corpes in a nice pile for you around the bend. Even demons are hard pressed to out do drow in malicious intint. ;p
Even demons are hard pressed to out do drow in malicious intint. ;p
Silly creature of time and space, we're not mere demons. But you will pay for what you did to out daughter's doll!
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*teaches Jordan the spell: Powerword - Redlight*
There, don't say I don't do anything for you.
clown... she is right...*uses the spell* messing with my sword is a No no... tell that thing to give it back or I will be really angry... it was a gift from my father...
thank you Joanne.... you might want to distract the drow after he escapes Dagon's servants
Redlight? Like the negotiable affection business or the Do Not Cross part.
I've violated archons - do you think I'll balk at jaywalking?
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If she's pissed, she may be more amenable!
Chug it down!<notes trans-Atlantic definition of the p-word>
*mumble grumble* i meant mad... in the angry way, like this *calls the blessing of her goddess, a silver flame appearing in her hand, a moment latter scorching the malevolent blob* i love th sun domain...
*crosses her arms* so where is my sword?
*mumble grumble* i meant mad... in the angry way, like this
Good. I like my girls with a bit of spirit.
I really do not like those other practises mentioned. I have other methods of subduing others if I need to.
*calls the blessing of her goddess, a silver flame appearing in her hand, a moment latter scorching the malevolent blob* i love th sun domain...*crosses her arms* so where is my sword?
If you were aiming at my Unspeakable Associates, don't bother. They go into the heart of a sun to chill out. They use lava against heartburn.
You may love the sun domain but I'm not really its biggest fan.
*puts on a pair of Ray-Bans*
But feel free to proceed now my dear.
*Manifests "dispel anachronism"*
Come into the light!
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If you were aiming at my Unspeakable Associates, don't bother. They go into the heart of a sun to chill out. They use lava against heartburn.
no.. it was to the Malevolent Blob... so can I have my sword? or you and you associates are afraid of me with some emtal blade that makes me feel more secure and remind me of my family and goddess?
... Rayban? Daylight Adaptation?
I new he was not a normal drow, there was something weird about him...
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If you were aiming at my Unspeakable Associates, don't bother. They go into the heart of a sun to chill out. They use lava against heartburn.no.. it was to the Malevolent Blob... so can I have my sword? or you and you associates are afraid of me with some emtal blade that makes me feel more secure and remind me of my family and goddess?
... Rayban? Daylight Adaptation?
I new he was not a normal drow, there was something weird about him...
Me weird?...I can see that.
so can I have my sword? or you and you associates are afraid of me with some emtal blade that makes me feel more secure and remind me of my family and goddess?
I'll give you a framed picture of your goddess instead. Equal memory value, less sharp edges for unreasonable women to hurt themselves with.
*smiling* the benefit of being born with her symbol as birthmark
*Casts summon belt sander*
Did you know I'm grandmaster in anachromancy?
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*begins digging through pile of monster corpses looking for the sword*
Here I'll find the blade you just keep talking about your "soft skin" ;)
*blushes* i was just saying it sounded like it will hurt...
also Iomedae had the good humor of leaving the birthmark in a highly sensible place... so no messing with it
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*begins digging through pile of monster corpses looking for the sword*
Here I'll find the blade you just keep talking about your "soft skin" ;)*blushes* i was just saying it sounded like it will hurt...
also Iomedae had the good humor of leaving the birthmark in a highly sensible place... so no messing with it
And where pray tell would a *stands holding a gore covered blade*...here it is...but as I was saying where would this uhm...sensitive place be?... if I may be so bold my dear little "blade of justice"
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And where pray tell would a *stands holding a gore covered blade*...here it is...but as I was saying where would this uhm...sensitive place be?... if I may be so bold my dear little "blade of justice"
just sword... that is the true title for my rank... and of course you might ask, I could say that when I touch my heart to pray I touch my goddess too.
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Ah then...Just Sword 'tis *quickly wipes the sword down and offers it pommel first* wise to keep her in your heart always, wiser still to keep her in your mind,especially with these...things around. Here take my cloak and forgive me for having a jake at your expense but how often does one get to see so much of a cleric. ;)
Here take my cloak and forgive me for having a jake at your expense but how often does one get to see so much of a cleric. ;)
Depends on the cleric I guess? I don't think that's news for calistrians.
Also, Jordan, I don't think distracting the drow would be a good idea, he seems helpful enough, or at least better than that wicked jester, anyway.
*blushes* i was just saying it sounded like it will hurt...also Iomedae had the good humor of leaving the birthmark in a highly sensible place... so no messing with it
I can't guarantee that. But I might do it without the belt sander.
Depends on the cleric I guess? I don't think that's news for calistrians.
Very good clergy, that. Plus, they have youths queuing up to be altairboys there.
Also, Jordan, I don't think distracting the drow would be a good idea, he seems helpful enough, or at least better than that wicked jester, anyway.
I'm hurt. Really hurt.
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Ah then...Just Sword 'tis *quickly wipes the sword down and offers it pommel first* wise to keep her in your heart always, wiser still to keep her in your mind,especially with these...things around. Here take my cloak and forgive me for having a jake at your expense but how often does one get to see so much of a cleric. ;)
my more sincere thanks, as I said befoer its also a memento from my father, he said my grandfather used this in name of Aroden, he never meet him, but he chose to use it in name of Iomedae... considering grandpa's god died before his time... so I am trying to keep on tradition...
I can't guarantee that. But I might do it without the belt sander.
thanks the goddess for the small blesings
Very good clergy, that. Plus, they have youths queuing up to be altairboys there.
well, my grandmother says she has her pick on who to chose... I never understood why sopicky when one should embrace those who have their god/dess in their heart
Also, Jordan, I don't think distracting the drow would be a good idea, he seems helpful enough, or at least better than that wicked jester, anyway.
ok ok, not distracting the cute drow, just getting my sword
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Not to worry Jordan I'm not so distracted as to lose track of the jester...*glances at his gore covered hands* me thinks I'm going to need a bath...you there *waves at Kae* make yourself usefull and fetch a water pail or somthing would you. ;)
err no need, just get somewhere to put the water, we of the priesthood of Iomedae are very clear on how important is to be rpesentable, we are the faces of our goddess...*says a small prayer and cuts her hand with her sword, but instead of blood water begins to drip from the wound* now where do I put the water?
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err no need, just get somewhere to put the water, we of the priesthood of Iomedae are very clear on how important is to be rpesentable, we are the faces of our goddess...*says a small prayer and cuts her hand with her sword, but instead of blood water begins to drip from the wound* now where do I put the water?
Well er... thats a little...yeah,*holds out his waterskin*...Just a thought, can you do the same with wine? :-)
ok ok, not distracting the cute drow, just getting my sword
*snorts* Now he's cute? Okay, I guess I'll give you two some privacy. Besides, it seems like you two are going on a picnic.
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ok ok, not distracting the cute drow, just getting my sword*snorts* Now he's cute? Okay, I guess I'll give you two some privacy. Besides, it seems like you two are going on a picnic.
hey anyone who gives me back my sword is cute... and elves mostly are... I believe you have a couple after your pants Gottlieb...
*If this poster were among the living, he'd say something to the effect of "You forgots to give her the flower necklace (made of flowers) and a fruity drink with them tiny umbrellas in 'em to go along with the grass skirt and seashells"- but he can't 'cause he's still dead- and in littler pieces*
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*If this poster were among the living, he'd say something to the effect of "You forgots to give her the flower necklace (made of flowers) and a fruity drink with them tiny umbrellas in 'em to go along with the grass skirt and seashells"- but he can't 'cause he's still dead- and in littler pieces*
ok ok
i am not that evil *takes out an scroll and a diamond she got somewhere and cast Raise Dead*up with you and not complain you are dead
hey anyone who gives me back my sword is cute... and elves mostly are... I believe you have a couple after your pants Gottlieb...
Uhm dear, I really suggest you change the adjectives you use for complimenting people, that's how missunderstandings are born. Also, I never said elves weren't cute.
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hey anyone who gives me back my sword is cute... and elves mostly are... I believe you have a couple after your pants Gottlieb...Uhm dear, I really suggest you change the adjectives you use for complimenting people, that's how missunderstandings are born. Also, I never said elves weren't cute.
mm... good point i will have to work on that
Not to worry Jordan I'm not so distracted as to lose track of the jester...*glances at his gore covered hands* me thinks I'm going to need a bath...you there *waves at Kae* make yourself usefull and fetch a water pail or somthing would you. ;)
Of course. Sure. Glade to be of service.
*Manifests oceanic torrent*
*Quick-manifests frost aura*
You seem a little stiff today. Oops, sorry, I broke of part of your hair. I'm sure this will pass, though. I think the duration of frost aura is mere days.
Until that, just chill. Keep your cool.
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Not to worry Jordan I'm not so distracted as to lose track of the jester...*glances at his gore covered hands* me thinks I'm going to need a bath...you there *waves at Kae* make yourself usefull and fetch a water pail or somthing would you. ;)Of course. Sure. Glade to be of service.
*Manifests oceanic torrent*
*Quick-manifests frost aura*You seem a little stiff today. Oops, sorry, I broke of part of your hair. I'm sure this will pass, though. I think the duration of frost aura is mere days.
Until that, just chill. Keep your cool.
good one
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err.. ups?
are you ok?
*calls Iomedae's fire and begin to melt the ice*
*shakes the last of the melting ice off*
I am now thank you...well I suppose one bad pun deserves another...bear with me just a moment Miss Fenix.Me thinks it's time to wrap this up*hurls a metal ball at the grinning jester, wich explodes into constricting metal bands on impact*
I may not be a spell caster myself but I have a few tricks up my sleeves.