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grnnngh...gebo....kaunaz....
that is because you think in 3 dimensions....

Dark Archive

I can no longer move, what is this power?


is it safe in here yet? ahh he is here...

Runs quickly away


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
I can no longer move, what is this power?

These bots are very powerful. Though they no longer seek to conquer the Board, they can certainly deal with you.

Dark Archive

But what am I to do now? I come for revenge and and now I'm where they don't even have good linguine


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
But what am I to do now? I come for revenge and and now I'm where they don't even have good linguine

You can stay here. The Board is a good place What is something which you could swear by? If you can think of something, then swear by that that you shall never attempt to harm any denizen of teh Board again., except in self-defense. I shall see to it that the CJ's debts are satisfied. What are they?

Dark Archive

I could swear by..myself..the nine lords of doom


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
I could swear by..myself..the nine lords of doom

Very well. Binding Oath of the Board! There. If you should ever break your word, the Board shall haunt your posts forever and cast its Curse upon you!!!

Alright, done with the dramatic. Make the oath, and in return I shall convince the Borg to free you in the morning.
G'night, all!

Dark Archive

He has been skimming off the books for some time now, not paying his dues to the international guild. Reminds me a little of me. There is the blood feud with the HYENA clan of slavers. Seems he carted off a bunch of their frog slaves. They could use them back. He appropriated some green algae stuff that is used to break down metals, which then can be consumable by frogs. He borrowed my ring feather fall. that one hurts the most. Took my sisters Dagger of treasure finding. She has been nagging me for months to get it back. You know is there any delivery that is made in this place? If I could get some good Italian or other food, I might just stick around, it might be quieter here


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
He has been skimming off the books for some time now, not paying his dues to the international guild. Reminds me a little of me. There is the blood feud with the HYENA clan of slavers. Seems he carted off a bunch of their frog slaves. They could use them back. He appropriated some green algae stuff that is used to break down metals, which then can be consumable by frogs. He borrowed my ring feather fall. that one hurts the most. Took my sisters Dagger of treasure finding. She has been nagging me for months to get it back. You know is there any delivery that is made in this place? If I could get some good Italian or other food, I might just stick around, it might be quieter here

Hmm. This is the Borg, but I'll do my best if you swear it. I can make a deal with them that'll benefit us all.


We have trespassers
Would you like to join the collective?
If not leave the area or we can find a use for you


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We have trespassers

Would you like to join the collective?
If not leave the area or we can find a use for you

Make the deal, Godfather. I can convince them to leave you alone and keep your individuality.


We offer unity
We offer perfection
We will strip away the weak, flawed persona
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
Resistance is Futile


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We offer unity

We offer perfection
We will strip away the weak, flawed persona
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
Resistance is Futile

Borg, I have a deal to offer you. What would you say if I told you that on the condition of you leaving any visitors who come here with no harmful intentions toward you alone, I could give you the information necessary to assimilate...the Defectives? You know, those guys who were stealing your shtick?

Dark Archive

I don't know. whats assimilation like? Do I want to be left alone? I feel weaker everyday now.


Assimilation is to be one part of a whole
As part of the collective one is never alone
As part of the collective one can never die or knowledge be lost
Even if a drone is defective , it matters not to the collective
The collective is endless
Everything you knew in your flawed persona we shall know
Everything the collective knows you shall know
To be Borg is to be a reflection of the perfection that has yet to be
Each species bring the collective closer to perfection
We are form driven toward perfection
We are perfection driven toward form
We will bring make you greater then you ever could be
We will strip you of your flawed, lonely persona
We will give you an endless collection of thought
We will give you a drive and a reason to be

Resistance is Futile


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Assimilation is to be one part of a whole

As part of the collective one is never alone
As part of the collective one can never die or knowledge be lost
Even if a drone is defective , it matters not to the collective
The collective is endless
Everything you knew in your flawed persona we shall know
Everything the collective knows you shall know
To be Borg is to be a reflection of the perfection that has yet to be
Each species bring the collective closer to perfection
We are form driven toward perfection
We are perfection driven toward form
We will bring make you greater then you ever could be
We will strip you of your flawed, lonely persona
We will give you an endless collection of thought
We will give you a drive and a reason to be

Resistance is Futile

Uh, Wow! Like, can I join?!


yes


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
yes

YES! UH, special considerations i need to know?


Make a paizomatrix avatar and report here, your assimilation shall be complete
You will then be more then your flawed persona ever cold be

Your species designation shall be 8769


One of us. One of us. Gooble gabble geeble gabble One of us ...


Godfather of Crime! wrote:
I don't know. whats assimilation like? Do I want to be left alone? I feel weaker everyday now.

You may wish to think on it. Allowing yourself to be assimilated will render you completely without your old personality. Also, the Borg puts little store by their 'members', who will die like the truckload for all they care as long as it delays others. On the third hand, this is probably the best-protected place I've ever known.


Cuz no one wants to come here anymore...too much borg.
Continues eating his Jack-in-the-box kids' meal.


Gobble Leaver wrote:

Cuz no one wants to come here anymore...too much borg.

Continues eating his Jack-in-the-box kids' meal.

Let the robot out, Gobble.


What does the death of a drone matter
We can always clone more
Nothing is lost but a replaceable drone body
Every thing that made them is elsewhere


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Gobble Leaver wrote:

Cuz no one wants to come here anymore...too much borg.

Continues eating his Jack-in-the-box kids' meal.
Let the robot out, Gobble.

Hey, what h´ppened to you?!!? Got attack by a swarm of tribbles?!?!


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

What does the death of a drone matter

We can always clone more
Nothing is lost but a replaceable drone body
Every thing that made them is elsewhere

*Shrugs*

I just think he should see both sides. Joining the Borg certainly has downsides.


We also have an excellent dental plan


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

We also have an excellent dental plan

...

...you have no teeth.


We have no need to eat,but underneath the armor we have nice teeth
Regeneration also keeps are hearts healthy and bodies functioning well past the norm for weaker species


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Make a paizomatrix avatar and report here, your assimilation shall be complete

You will then be more then your flawed persona ever cold be

Your species designation shall be 8769

Wow! My very own number. Odd. It looks like the password to the computer in the back office.


A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows

Dammit! I was afraid of this!


The collective will investigate the ringing and put up "No trespassing" signs


The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, causing him to implode


Šmurf-Drone 69 of Paizomatrix 0 wrote:
The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, causing him to implode

The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, ... this drone adapts.


Šmurf-Drone 69 of Paizomatrix 0 wrote:
The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, causing him to implode

The ringing causes a disharmonic vibration in the small borg's exoskeleton, ... this drone adapts.

The Exchange

we get numbers?


You are designated species 994


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
The collective will investigate the ringing and put up "No trespassing" signs

We may have a problem.


Spoiler:

What boom?


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:
Spoiler:
What boom?

The Exchange

Why 994?


That is the number your species fell under Using Collective species Designation system 5127

The Exchange

Is that due to the water Elemental thing or the Thief thing?


Due to the crimson jester thing.
That species is 994


But does that include me?


Affirmative
994 primary species destination
Primary species are of great interest to the collective

The Exchange

So me and my dopplegangers both...weird...we are different species but you can't tell the difference, maybe there is a limit to your powers after all.


Assimilation tells us the difference if there is one
We are working on the limits
As we grow closer to perfection the limits of the collective grow smaller

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