Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!
Ole!
That would be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!
Nacho Poodle CasseroleActually that sounds quite yummy. If only we had a ready supply of poodles on some nearby demiplane...
Shoo! Stupid slaad...Such a gwumpy wumpy Jackskunk. {wiggles saucily up with basket, bats eyelashes} Would a nice colored egg cheer you up? How about a chocolate-covered dretch?
Oh, there she is!
*Aims stun gun*
That woule be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!
Ole!
Pops head into clubhouse
Lo siento Senor Frat Jack ...
psst:
That woule be : A mi me gusta Nacho Potato Casserole!Yo me gusta nacho potato casserole!
Ole!
Pops head into clubhouse
Lo siento Senor Frat Jack ...
psst:
** spoiler omitted **
That was a typo! :P :fishslap:
Oh, there she is!
*Aims stun gun*
Oooo, kinky! Do I tie you up first, or vice-versa?
Nacho Poodle CasseroleActually that sounds quite yummy. If only we had a ready supply of poodles on some nearby demiplane...
Shoo! Stupid slaad...Such a gwumpy wumpy Jackskunk. {wiggles saucily up with basket, bats eyelashes} Would a nice colored egg cheer you up? How about a chocolate-covered dretch?
How about a stomach acid-covered slaad?
*Chomp*
Oooo, kinky! Do I tie you up first, or vice-versa?Oh, there she is!
*Aims stun gun*
Oh my...
*jaw-drops...goes fetch the fun-for-nasty-adults kit*
How about a stomach acid-covered slaad?
*Chomp*
Sigh. I knew I should'a been more alert instead of flirting with that Frat Jack. Well, chocolate-covered dretches are no help. That chocolate is harder than carbonite.
Ah! {spys shipwreckage} Whu-? How does that fit in here? Skunky must be part TARDIS. Oh well... {gathers wood and starts fire}
And I just got this outfit dry-cleaned!
Greetings fellow Jacks!
Greetings fellow Jacks!
Heheh! Our first warpoodle to spread fear onto the masses.
That's me! A Jack's best friend!
Wags tail and radar-dish ears
YAP!
That's me! A Jack's best friend!
Wags tail and radar-dish ears
YAP!
*Pats Poodle Jack* As long as you don't take a whiz on the carpet like those other mutts you're fine with me.
*Pats Poodle Jack* As long as you don't take a whiz on the carpet like those other mutts you're fine with me.
I'm a Jack! I piss 30-year old Scotch!
Hops on bar and raises leg. An amber fluid quickly fills an empty tumbler
Ice me Acme!
*beep*
As you wish sir
drops two cubes in the tumbler
"Oh, what a cute puppy!" Pats Poodle Jack on the head.
wags tail
YAP!
Initializes sparkly eye function
wags tail
YAP!
Initializes sparkly eye function
Cute?! It's a poodle!
"Such a darling doggy! Would you like a treat, puppy? How about some Hungry Jack pancakes? Does that sound yummy? What a good boy."
She gives him a pancake.
{gathers wood and starts fire}
{glances up at gathering smoke in Jackskunky's stomach} This has to work -- I saw it in a cartoon.
"Such a darling doggy! Would you like a treat, puppy? How about some Hungry Jack pancakes? Does that sound yummy? What a good boy."
She gives him a pancake.
YAP YAP! I LOVE HUNGRY JACK!
rolls on back and wiggles
YAP YAP! I LOVE HUNGRY JACK!
rolls on back and wiggles
Gives Poodle Jack a tummy rub.
"Such a good doggy! Here, have another pancake."
OM NOM NOM!
*urp*
{gathers wood and starts fire}{glances up at gathering smoke in Jackskunky's stomach} This has to work -- I saw it in a cartoon.
Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!
Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*
Runs over and humps Jackskunk's leg
YAP!
Runs over and humps Jackskunk's leg
YAP!
Right, then!
*Smacks across room*
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably
Kill it! Before it manages to make its poodle-attacks!
Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!
Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!
*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*
{squints eyes} Hey is that a Sphere of Annilation? Ha ha, I've got my Talisman of the Sphere right here- {fumbles frantically} right-, right-... oh crap, it's in my other purse.
This isn't right, the smoke is supposed to make him sneeze, and then me and Geppie escape- oh crap.
Fine. I'm a Green Slaad damnit, I'm resourceful {polymorphs into Maelstrom Tapewyrm} FINE! You don't wanna play nice? Then I'm going out the other door!
Gah! Smoke is coming out of my mouth!
Time to drop an oblivion sphere in my stomach to get rid of it!
*Drops sphere in mouth, careful to keep it from touching him*{squints eyes} Hey is that a Sphere of Annilation? Ha ha, I've got my Talisman of the Sphere right here- {fumbles frantically} right-, right-... oh crap, it's in my other purse.
This isn't right, the smoke is supposed to make him sneeze, and then me and Geppie escape- oh crap.
Fine. I'm a Green Slaad damnit, I'm resourceful {polymorphs into Maelstrom Tapewyrm} FINE! You don't wanna play nice? Then I'm going out the other door!
Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...
*Goes to the bathroom**Flushes*
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably
"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"
She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk."You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...
*Goes to the bathroom*
*Flushes*
Ha ha, I believe the punchline is "Where's my cookie?!"
Free! Free at last! Gods, I need a long hot bath!
Boy, there's a lot of crocodiles down here. Is that one ticking? And a small moon, too... That's no moon!- that's a Tarrasque! {casts Spell of Haul A** on self}
Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"
She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!
It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"
She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.
"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."
"Oh, hi Jill....."
"Meoooorrooaw."
Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."
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Holy ****, you did not just do what I think you did. Stop it...that's it! I hope you can swim...
*Goes to the bathroom*
*Flushes*Ha ha, I believe the punchline is "Where's my cookie?!"
Free! Free at last! Gods, I need a long hot bath!
Boy, there's a lot of crocodiles down here. Is that one ticking? And a small moon, too... That's no moon!- that's a Tarrasque! {casts Spell of Haul A** on self}
And goldfish. And white crocodiles. And alligators. And clownfish.
"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."
"Oh, hi Jill....."
"Meoooorrooaw."
Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."
"Of course, Roy-Jack."
She pours some cream and whiskey into Roy's dish."There you go."
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"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.It's an abomination! And very, very ugly!Runs to Lynora-Jill and cries pitiably"Oh, you poor thing. Was that big skunk mean to you, poor doggy?"
She cuddles Poodle Jack close and glares at the Jackskunk.
"You should apologize to the poor cute doggy!"
(emphasis added)
I don't think he has any money... and what do you want him to buy?
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam."
"Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."
Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.(emphasis added)
I don't think he has any money... and what do you want him to buy?
"is that a war poddle?!" "Ain't seen one of those before."
"Oh, hi Jill....."
"Meoooorrooaw."
Got a bowl of milk and booze for me."
"Of course, Roy-Jack."
She pours some cream and whiskey into Roy's dish.
"There you go."
"Thanks babe." Roy-Jack lapses the contents of the bowl vigorously. "Anyone seen or hear of Sebastion? I hungry for some horse flesh. If not, where's Jackin' Ape, haven't ball since the last head, er, ball, exploded on me."
"Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam.""Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."
"Cannibilistic? No, I spread the nutrition necessities of a good high energy breakfast to families across America. I really can't see a roll consuming another roll. Uh, I can change my name to Puffy-Jack the Breakfast Roll, but it doesn't have a certain ring. I love myself the way I am."
"Cannibilistic? No, I spread the nutrition necessities of a good high energy breakfast to families across America. I really can't see a roll consuming another roll. Uh, I can change my name to Puffy-Jack the Breakfast Roll, but it doesn't have a certain ring. I love myself the way I am.""Hey Jill, there's always breakfast rolls and bacon if you can't do it with pancakes. Mmmmm, toasted breckfast rolls and jam.""Umm, when did we get a talking cannibilistic breakfast roll? I mean, not that he doesn't fit in. Just wondering."
"Oh, okay. My bad. I misunderstood. When you were talking about how delicious rolls were, it sounded like..."
"So let me get this straight, what you're really trying to say is, Eat me?"
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Blueberry and White Chocolate Chip Coffee Cake
Ingredients:
COFFEE CAKE
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Blueberry Wheat Complete Pancake Mix
• 1/3 cup sugar
• 1/2 cup white baking chips
• 1/2 cup water
• 1/2 cup sour cream
• 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
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TOPPING
• 1/4 cup sugar
• 1/4 cup white baking chips
• 1/4 cup sliced almonds
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 375°F. Spray an 8 or 9-inch square pan with no-stick cooking spray.
2. COMBINE pancake mix, sugar and white baking chips in medium bowl. Add water, sour cream and vanilla. Blend well. Using an medium scoop, shape dough into sixteen 2-inch balls. Place in 4 rows of 4 each in prepared pan.
3. COMBINE 1/4 cup sugar, 1/4 cup white baking chips, almonds and cinnamon in small bowl. Sprinkle over dough.
4. BAKE 24 to 26 minutes or until golden brown. Cool 10 minutes before serving. Serve warm.
Yield: 16 servings
Prep Time: 12 min
Cook Time: 24 min
"How can you say that! It's the cutest doggy ever! Don't listen to that cranky skunk. Who wants another pancake? You do? Okay, here you go. Sit, buy! Good dog! What a good doggy!" She gives Poodle Jack two more pancakes.
OM NOM NOM!
wags tail and places head in Lynora-Jill's lap. Looks over at large rancid skunk and sticks tongue out