almost 4000 posts....scary
You're still here? *throws the thief out the front door*
almost 4000 posts....scary
You would make a fine addition to my carnival.
I just realized that this thread is so awesome that it has its own alias!
Bonzai!
I just realized that this thread is so awesome that it has its own alias!
Bonzai!
The RPG house?
The frogs had a subsidiary cult house quite fast thanks to the paizomatiz dude
BTW, He hasn't been aroud lately huh? I guess he got himself assimilated...
I say, Frat, why tempt fate? You know, "Speak of the devil and he appears." Thank Jove for small favors!
Hurls rusty fluids on carpet
Hurls rusty fluids on carpet
Yuck!
Comes through the room with a steamer carpet cleaner, with special poodle attachments.
Comes through the room with a steamer carpet cleaner, with special poodle attachments.
What's a "special poodle attachment"? YAP!
Grabs the two nearest poodles, locks them into the special poodle attachments. Engages the spinning mechanism, throttles the steamer to full power, moves into the hallway, and lowers the attachments, buffing the floor to an incredible sheen.
With the S.P.A. system, the steamer converts from a carpet cleaner to a cleaner than can take care of all your flooring needs, mates!
Grabs the two nearest poodles, locks them into the special poodle attachments. Engages the spinning mechanism, throttles the steamer to full power, moves into the hallway, and lowers the attachments, buffing the floor to an incredible sheen.
With the S.P.A. system, the steamer converts from a carpet cleaner to a cleaner than can take care of all your flooring needs, mates!
Wow! That was fun! I'm dizzy now! Ooooh, I feel sick! *Hurls all over Reginald's boots* *runs out of the thread* YAP! YAP!
It appears the poodles have worn out their welcome in the Jackhouse. Good day.
Uses special attachment to clean his boots. Dobs the fresher of the two attachments in his tin of boot black to condition the boots from any acid damage.
Right ho!
Tosses the used poodles in the "to be cleaned bucket" and hands it out the window to Jackin Ape with a bottle of Panama Jack's™ Industrial Strength Detergent. {Warning label: Do not bring into contact with skin}.
The ape takes the bucket of poodles and the soap as one of them bids adieu to Reggie. He takes them down to the shore of the stream behind the Jack estate, where a large metal scrubbing board has been set. He squirts the detergent over the poodles' fur, carefully avoiding their eyes, and then, with one in each hand, scrubs them up and down the board, in and out of the stream, as frothing suds envelope poodles, board, and a good four square feet of the stream before washing downstream.
It appears the poodles have worn out their welcome in the Jackhouse. Good day.
have we?
*stands motionlees with a ruined #1 Beer Drinkink Contest 2008 trophy on the mouth*
Anyone here heard of the energy drink called RedJak? It's cheap, and not that bad.. and im sure you can mix it with something alcoholic if you really want to..
Hey guys what have you been up to?
Hey guys what have you been up to?
Drinkin' beers, kicking peasants, throwing spitwads at poodles ...The usual
Hey guys what have you been up to?
I've been working on my toenail collection.
Not clippings. Whole toenails. This one's from that peasant dude that talks a lot. It's hard to ramble on when you're screaming.
Horrific news, my fellow Jacks! Our fearless leader has tangled with a goddess and been stricken by her curse!
I've consulted the wizard I know to address this catastrophe!
Horrific news, my fellow Jacks! Our fearless leader has tangled with a goddess and been stricken by her curse!
I've consulted the wizard I know to address this catastrophe!
Not the Goddess of Goodness, the Priestess of Paizo, the Sorceress of Subscriptions!? Truly he will be doomed to an eternity of WoTC products, never knowing the goodness which flows from Seattle-opolis.
My cleric friend says he needs to say 10 Hail Lisas, and not eat Lilith cookies for a month.
Wizard enters, his servants bearing before him the hollow shell that was Callous Jack.
Indeed. Callous Jack has really gone and done it now. Divine magic of immense power has separated his spirit from his golem body.
I don't suppose a miracle spell would help..?
A miracle spell might be a necessary component. There's not immediate solution, based on my assessment. There will likely need to be a research, multiple spells, use of some important arcane items, and a ritual assembled and carried out to reunite the disjuncted soul to its body. This will require significant research on my part in my own tower, and some traveling for other resources...a trip to Caernon at least. For now, I need to know, was this Callous Jack's original body?
Dead is a term that, technically, doesn't apply here. He has been disembodied.
A miracle spell might be a necessary component. There's not immediate solution, based on my assessment. There will likely need to be a research, multiple spells, use of some important arcane items, and a ritual assembled and carried out to reunite the disjuncted soul to its body. This will require significant research on my part in my own tower, and some traveling for other resources...a trip to Caernon at least. For now, I need to know, was this Callous Jack's original body?
As far as I know, it's his original body. He's the second oldest Jack, behind Panama who's the oldest known Jack.
Dead is a term that, technically, doesn't apply here. He has been disembodied.You know I have a magic can opener for just such an occasion.
You know what you can do with that can opener thief.
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Time for another Hungry Jack® Frequently Asked Question
Question: What additional ingredients can I mix into my pancake batter?
Answer: For tempting variety, stir in one or more of the following ingredients: fresh or frozen blueberries, chopped apples, diced peaches, nuts, applesauce, or chocolate chips. (Use about 1/4 cup for every 1 cup of pancake mix.)
Time for another Hungry Jack® Frequently Asked Question
Question: What additional ingredients can I mix into my pancake batter?
Answer: For tempting variety, stir in one or more of the following ingredients: fresh or frozen blueberries, chopped apples, diced peaches, nuts, applesauce, or chocolate chips. (Use about 1/4 cup for every 1 cup of pancake mix.)
Don't you mean fresh or frozen faeries, chopped thieves, diced peasants, nuts (self-explanatory), poodlesauce, or chocolate fingertips?
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Don't you mean fresh or frozen faeries, chopped thieves, diced peasants, nuts (self-explanatory), poodlesauce, or chocolate fingertips?Time for another Hungry Jack® Frequently Asked Question
Question: What additional ingredients can I mix into my pancake batter?
Answer: For tempting variety, stir in one or more of the following ingredients: fresh or frozen blueberries, chopped apples, diced peaches, nuts, applesauce, or chocolate chips. (Use about 1/4 cup for every 1 cup of pancake mix.)
To each his own. Hungry Jack® does not judge.
poodlesauce
*Whines*
I got some poodlesauce for you Jacks!
Leaves a trail of liquid brown feces along the Jack's carpet
What's them poodles so angry about? That we're using their 'sauce' for the recipe and they don't have enough to drink themselves? They just got sauced last night! ;P
Walks through the room first spraying with the pressured hose, then returns later with the wet/dry vac.
Cheerio, poodle sauce.
I got some poodlesauce for you Jacks!
Leaves a trail of liquid brown feces along the Jack's carpet
*Licks DLP* Way to go DLP! That will teach those mean Jacks!
Arrives at the clubhouse carrying a large arm slingshot
Hey look what was on sale at the Acme Depot! A poodle-a-pult!
Grabs DLP and shoots him into the sky
IIIIIiiiiiiiiiipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
IIIIIiiiiiiiiiipppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Good thing he used up all of his poodle sauce before you launched him!
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Poodle in an Apple-Cinnamon Blanket
Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 2 large eggs, lightly beaten
• 1/4 cup milk
• 1 (7 oz.) package Martha White® Apple Cinnamon Muffin Mix
OR 1 (7 oz.) package Martha White® Whole Grain Apple Cinnamon Muffin Mix
• 8 cooked poodle sausage links
• Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT griddle or skillet to medium heat (350ºF). Spray lightly with no-stick cooking spray. Combine eggs, milk and muffin mix in medium bowl; stir just until large lumps disappear (batter will be thin).
2. POUR about 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot griddle. Cook 1 to 2 minutes or until pancakes begin to look dry around the edges. Turn, cook 1 to 2 minutes, or until golden brown.
3. ROLL one pancake around each sausage link. Top with syrup or put syrup in a small bowl for dipping.
Yield: 8 pancakes
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 3 min
• 8 cooked poodle sausage links
Uncle Gustav?
Wizard enters, his servants bearing before him the hollow shell that was Callous Jack.
Indeed. Callous Jack has really gone and done it now. Divine magic of immense power has separated his spirit from his golem body.
Really?!?! How, when, where?!?! Linky please!