awwww, well your welcome to come to the orgy and BBQ too.
awwww, well your welcome to come to the orgy and BBQ too.
*Looks vaguely ill.* She went to an orgy and BBQ with a demon lord? Does this get worse?
well I have pictures, oh and all to tumes you downed after eating all them gnomes was amusing. I did warn ya to stick to the human and elves but no ya just had to have a gnome village
well I have pictures, oh and all to tumes you downed after eating all them gnomes was amusing. I did warn ya to stick to the human and elves but no ya just had to have a gnome village
She ate PEOPLE?????
*Staggers over to an unused corner and starts to vomit.*
Eeep!
Gets the smurf outta there.
Tosses the two drinks down
Ahh thanks PJ. Well, I don't think things are going to be so healthy for me around here. Time to hit the open road.
ACME!
Do that trick the Transformers taught you!
*Eyes suddenly pop open*
Ah, a glorious new days it is.
Sorry for the silence. I was expanding my soalr-like consciencousness across the cosmos in order to discover a rapid-fire method of solar cooking bar-b-q chicken wings and chili beans.
Anyway, what did I miss?
*Eyes suddenly pop open*
Ah, a glorious new days it is.
Sorry for the silence. I was expanding my soalr-like consciencousness across the cosmos in order to discover a rap[id-fire method of solar cooking bar-b-q chicken wings and chili beans.
Anyway, what did I miss?
Don't mention BBQ! she wails before she starts vomiting again.
She ate PEOPLE?????
Well ya. You also got in on the orgy. Nice...you did bit alot...in some places not meant to be bite though...some of us are still soar
Well ya. You also got in on the orgy. Nice...you did bit alot...in some places not meant to be bite though...some of us are still soar
She ate PEOPLE?????
*Groans* Someone please kill me now. Oh wait, you can't. I'm a fricking immortal. *Vomits more*
Ponders if he should bring up the thing with her , court foll and the sheep.....wiat i said that outloud didn't I?
I brought film!
This just gets worse and worse.
no worse was when she started with toys...some of us are still sore
no worse was when she started with toys...some of us are still sore
Well, you would be. I've heard about what she thinks of as toys. But why did you have weapons of mass destruction at an orgy?
Come by the layer lady and we'll show you...Fiendish grin
Come by the layer lady and we'll show you...Fiendish grin
I'd rather not know.
Hooting heard from outside.
Hey, knock it off!!! Stop posting so much stuff!!!!
Argh, I'm missing all the fun...
Hey, knock it off!!! Stop posting so much stuff!!!!
Argh, I'm missing all the fun...
Sorry, Frat Jack. You know it's always more fun when you're around.
Looks at the talking pooch. Is that your way of saying you haven't got enough attention, my faithful furry friend? Scratches CF behind the ears. Puts his drink on the floor for the poodle and walks to the bar to make fresh drinks for himself and JH.
Why, I was sure I had gotten to the bottom of the bin on that one...where do you recall my leaving off, Hammer ol boy?
At the beginning. You told us of a rescue.
Nuthin like a epic battle with a Tarrasque to make a good story.
Hey Acme! Can we get some popcorn?
well I have pictures, oh and all to tumes you downed after eating all them gnomes was amusing. I did warn ya to stick to the human and elves but no ya just had to have a gnome village
We all have pictures. Some more intimate than others.
I didn't realize at first that the goddess had a Jack Stamp too.
I'd rather not know.
Awww but i was gonna show ya my radiation burns
I didn't realize at first that the goddess had a Jack Stamp too.
Oh by all the unholy, she used that stamp is some amazing ways...you should see what all she stamped
When did Off-Topic become a sex chat room and why was I not invited sooner!
*Glows Brighter*
Yesterday, you just drank to much to recall...we do have some good film
Oh by all the unholy, she used that stamp is some amazing ways...you should see what all she stamped
I didn't realize at first that the goddess had a Jack Stamp too.
I think you mean 'she used that stomp is some amazing ways...you should see what all she stomped'. After all, she is a Jack.
There was a bit of stomping, that's the music of chaos after all, and nude volley vol.
*Grabbing a dark and stormy she chugs it down to kill the taste of all the vomiting.*
Alright I get the picture. Evil me was really evil. As usual. And you are all camera happy.
*Looks nervously at her feet*
So, you're not going to ask me to leave are you? That's what usually happens when people find out I'm a part time evil goddess.
You have seriously underestimated the level of depravity of Jacks.
Evil me was really evil.
It could have been worse. You could have joined in the Hero game.
Evil me was really evil.It could have been worse. You could have joined in the Hero game.
*shudder*
*downs another dark and stormy*
*Grabbing a dark and stormy she chugs it down to kill the taste of all the vomiting.*
Alright I get the picture. Evil me was really evil. As usual. And you are all camera happy.
*Looks nervously at her feet*
So, you're not going to ask me to leave are you? That's what usually happens when people find out I'm a part time evil goddess.
Unlike a certain yapping poodle, we don't make moral judgments of others. You're welcome to stay. How often does this goddess come out anyways?
The kobold skull awakes from his reverie once again, and floats down from his Profile to consult the Clubhouse. Things are going to change, very soon. As soon as he has the Artifact.
Unlike a certain yapping poodle, we don't make moral judgments of others.
Unlike a certain yapping poodle, we don't make moral judgments of others. You're welcome to stay. How often does this goddess come out anyways?*Grabbing a dark and stormy she chugs it down to kill the taste of all the vomiting.*
Alright I get the picture. Evil me was really evil. As usual. And you are all camera happy.
*Looks nervously at her feet*
So, you're not going to ask me to leave are you? That's what usually happens when people find out I'm a part time evil goddess.
She looks relieved when she finds out she isn't getting kicked out. She usually comes out one day every month, but sometimes she stays away for longer. It's hard to say.
She looks relieved when she finds out she isn't getting kicked out. She usually comes out one day every month, but sometimes she stays away for longer. It's hard to say.Unlike a certain yapping poodle, we don't make moral judgments of others. You're welcome to stay. How often does this goddess come out anyways?*Grabbing a dark and stormy she chugs it down to kill the taste of all the vomiting.*
Alright I get the picture. Evil me was really evil. As usual. And you are all camera happy.
*Looks nervously at her feet*
So, you're not going to ask me to leave are you? That's what usually happens when people find out I'm a part time evil goddess.
I see. You really do take the expression "monthly visitor" to the next level Lynora. Is there a spell or artifact that we could use that would suppress her forever?
I see. You really do take the expression "monthly visitor" to the next level Lynora. Is there a spell or artifact that we could use that would suppress her forever?
*blushes* Umm, yeah, I guess you could put it like that. If there is an artifact I don't know about it. Of course, if I ever found out about one she would just wipe my memory. She's annoying like that. She never lets me know anything.
Peace must be found, or the Board will be plunged into chaos which we have never known before...I must find the cow.