It is time for the Jacks to assimilate all the other cults and turn them all into Jack.
Naaaaah.. that sounds a lot like the Paizomatix dude... We are Jacks! We are far more original than that! We assimlate othe people by biegn so cool and making the wish to join us, that's the way to go!
Care for a beer?
*scratches on funny hairy places*
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It is time for the Jacks to assimilate all the other cults and turn them all into Jack.Naaaaah.. that sounds a lot like the Paizomatix dude... We are Jacks! We are far more original than that! We assimlate othe people by biegn so cool and making the wish to join us, that's the way to go!
Care for a beer?
*scratches on funny hairy places*
You must shave before I will accept a beer from you.
You must shave before I will accept a beer from you.It is time for the Jacks to assimilate all the other cults and turn them all into Jack.Naaaaah.. that sounds a lot like the Paizomatix dude... We are Jacks! We are far more original than that! We assimlate othe people by biegn so cool and making the wish to join us, that's the way to go!
Care for a beer?
*scratches on funny hairy places*
Is canned, so don't worry!
*scratches harder*
Darn Panama's exotic wine...
It is time for the Jacks to assimilate all the other cults and turn them all into Jack.Naaaaah.. that sounds a lot like the Paizomatix dude... We are Jacks! We are far more original than that! We assimlate othe people by biegn so cool and making the wish to join us, that's the way to go!
Care for a beer?
*scratches on funny hairy places*
I think you've been hanging around the poodles too long my friend. Their ways of peace are corrupting you. Perhaps this "change" your going through is damaging your CPU.
BTW: I'll hire the Hugo Solis dude to make a "2,000 post conmemorative comic strip" for the Club House when we hit the 2,000 post. No cheating!!!
You must shave before I will accept a beer from you.It is time for the Jacks to assimilate all the other cults and turn them all into Jack.Naaaaah.. that sounds a lot like the Paizomatix dude... We are Jacks! We are far more original than that! We assimlate othe people by biegn so cool and making the wish to join us, that's the way to go!
Care for a beer?
*scratches on funny hairy places*
Is canned, so don't worry!
*scratches harder*
Darn Panama's exotic wine...
Dude.. I think you've got mange.. That's not right. Can this guy get some help please? I think i'm gonna be sick...
I think you've been hanging around the poodles too long my friend. Their ways of peace are corrupting you. Perhaps this "change" your going through is damaging your CPU.
Haven't you heard of Stockholm sindrome? Its more fun to MAKE the want to join than to force them... You get more loyalty out of it and when you send them for the beers they won't steal the change!
But I do have spend too much time with the poodles... maybe that explains the hairy itching I have...
Now if you excuse me...
*goes into the toilet to scratch more private places*
I think you've been hanging around the poodles too long my friend. Their ways of peace are corrupting you. Perhaps this "change" your going through is damaging your CPU.Haven't you heard of Stockholm sindrome? Its more fun to MAKE the want to join than to force them... You get more loyalty out of it and when you send them for the beers they won't steal the change!
But I do have spend too much time with the poodles... maybe that explains the hairy itching I have...
Now if you excuse me...
*goes into the toilet to scratch more private places*
I think SCJ is right. You've got the mange. I think you need to go to the vet.
BTW: I'll hire the Hugo Solis dude to make a "2,000 post conmemorative comic strip" for the Club House when we hit the 2,000 post. No cheating!!!
…and to think the Jacks were once our friends.
…and to think the Jacks were once our friends.
Don't be sad little buddy.
*scratches CF behind the ears*
How's that?
…and to think the Jacks were once our friends.
We're still friends. We just have different objectives.
…and to think the Jacks were once our friends.
The constant absence of Mr Callous Jack sets the other Jacks into a violnt frenzy...Sometimes the can be quite the scary fellows,but the rest of the time they are Ok. They kept me fed and on a clean puffy newspaper bed while our lodge was closed!
*licks the Jack to post*
We're still friends.
We're still friends.Really? Are you sure?
If you poodles would meet him halfway it'd be fine. Fetch brews from the fridge and stop leaving 'chocolates' on his pillow might go along way. Just a thought.
Of course if the poodles would learn to LEAP like the rabbits in Monty Python then no one could doubt the connection.
We're still friends.Really? Are you sure?
Of course. As your devout follower Llamafrog said, we took good care of the poodles when you were gone. We can be gruff at you sometimes, but we like you. I apologize for anything that I've said or done that has made you poodles angry at us.
*pats Courtfool* *gives all the Poodles dog biscuits,beer, and squeaky toys*
Strange that the squeaky toys look like our enemies. And that the squeaks sound like cries of pain.
Ah ha! Training the poodles to be true Dogs of War! Very clever! I bow to your genius.
Strange that the squeaky toys look like our enemies. And that the squeaks sound like cries of pain.
Ah ha! Training the poodles to be true Dogs of War! Very clever! I bow to your genius.
Any similarities between the squeaky toys and our enemies is purely coincidental. ;)
Squeak! Squeak!
Smelling the presence of another ape, Jackin' swings back into the clubhouse, dusting peasant off of his mitts, and looks at the diminutive talking ape. He sniffs and bares his teeth. Is this a female? Guarding the Jacks' clubhouse is a lonely job for a monstrous fiendish dire gorilla.
Whoah brother. I don't swing that way. Anyone wanna call off the monkey with the halitosis? I just came here for the Cheetos, Jeeze.
Evil Monkey swings up into the rafters, picks up the battered peasant, and swings out a window.
Fetch brews from the fridge...
*pats Courtfool* *gives all the Poodles dog biscuits,beer, and squeaky toys*
Hey! Don't waste the beer on the doggies!!!
*takes the beer back... still scratching*
*pats Courtfool* *gives all the Poodles dog biscuits,beer, and squeaky toys*
Beer!!! I mean... bisquits and squeaky toys, yay!!!
-darn... I had hang out with Frt Jack too long...*
Come see the violence inherent in the monkey! ...
The peasant's annoying voice fades into the distance
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Speaking of tender....
Hearty Meat and Potato Burgers with Apple Butter Ketchup Glaze
Ingredients:
BURGER PATTIES
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1/3 cup minced onion
• 1 tablespoon minced garlic
• 1 1/4 pounds ground beef chuck
• 1/2 cup PET® Evaporated Milk
• 1/4 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon ground pepper
GLAZE
• 1/2 cup Smucker's® Cider Apple Butter
• 1/2 cup Dickinson's® Tomato Ketchup
• Crisco® Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 french bread baguette, cut lengthwise, then cut into into 4 pieces crosswise
Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oil in a small skillet over medium heat. Add the onions, cooking for 2 minutes. Add the garlic, cooking one minute more. Cool. Crumble ground chuck into medium bowl. Add onion and garlic mixture, milk, potato flakes, worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. Gently combine the ingredients well. Shape meat into four oval patties. Refrigerate.
2. COMBINE apple butter and ketchup with a whisk until well blended. Cover and set aside.
3. COAT unheated grill grate with no-stick cooking spray. Heat grill to medium-high (350° to 400°F). Grill burgers 4 to 6 minutes per side or until juices run clear. Toast bread, if desired (see note). Brush burgers with glaze during last several minutes of cooking. Place a meat patty on each roll bottom, top with additional apple butter-ketchup glaze, if desired, and the roll top.
TIP To toast the bread: SPRAY the inside of bread with butter flavored no-stick cooking spray. Place the bread (cut side down) around the outer edges of the cooking grate. Grill until golden brown.
Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 12 min
The evil, yet optimistic, monkey attempts to get by Jackin and rescue the peasant. With minimum effort, Jackin hops back into the rafters, and grips the now gender specific monkey around the torso. He plucks the protesting peasant from his palms, and flings the evil monkey in a spiraling overhand off of the property, far on the horizon. He then sets to giving the peasant his full attention, bouncing him off the pavement below and back up into the rafters, gibbering with glee. The pavement stones below the porte-cochere are quickly becoming a bloody, pulpy mess. Every time the peasant says "violence," his gibbering is heightened into hoots of maniacal laughter.
HOO HOO HOO HOO!
Splat! Splat!
* Throws Jackin Ape some Bannanas*
~from a 'safe' distance of course~
The ape dips the bananas in the gore and quickly downs them. He coos with appreciation, and tosses the thief the skins and some copper coins that were in the peasant's pockets.
The ape, long adept at removing seeds from fruit, dips his tongue over his gums where he tucks them against his cheek wall. He then curls his tongue and begins to playfully shoot the seeds--never before encountered in bananas--at the gazing thief.
The ape, long adept at removing seeds from fruit, dips his tongue over his gums where he tucks them against his cheek wall. He then curls his tongue and begins to playfully shoot the seeds--never before encountered in bananas--at the gazing thief.
Jackin' Ape! Get that thief! He was trying to poison you!
Responding to JRHM's command, Jackin' Ape springs into action. He grabs the limp bloodied peasant and hurls him at the thief, knocking him sprawling against the wall, so that JRHM can nab him. Then, apparently suffering the effects of some dissolution of the pills before spitting them, he falls woozy in the rafters.
Hey, this dude is a serious bouncer! Not like those poodles... Don't choke on the thief Jackin'Ape!
Hearing the voice of the Jack who often slips him kegs of beer when no one is looking, the ape rallies and lifts his head, trying to clear his vision and focus on the floor below, looking for the treacherous thief.
Someone grab the peasent! He hasn't be properly tenderized, I mean initiated, yet.
I prefer my peasant breaded or broiled, not battered. Trying to cut down on the bad cholesterol.
And before you say 'I likes mine raw', it depends on the peasant.
Speaking of tender....
Hearty Meat and Potato Burgers with Apple Butter Ketchup Glaze
Ingredients:
BURGER PATTIES
• 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
OR 1 tablespoon Crisco® Pure Canola Oil
• 1/3 cup minced onion
• 1 tablespoon minced garlic
• 1 1/4 pounds ground beef CHUCK
• 1/2 cup PET® Evaporated Milk
• 1/4 cup Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, flakes
• 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon ground pepperGLAZE
• 1/2 cup Smucker's® Cider Apple Butter
• 1/2 cup Dickinson's® Tomato Ketchup
• Crisco® Butter No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 french bread baguette, cut lengthwise, then cut into into 4 pieces crosswisePreparation Directions:
1. HEAT oil in a small skillet over medium heat. Add the onions, cooking for 2 minutes. Add the garlic, cooking one minute more. Cool. Crumble ground chuck into medium bowl. Add onion and garlic mixture, milk, potato flakes, worcestershire sauce, salt and pepper. Gently combine the ingredients well. Shape meat into four oval patties. Refrigerate.
2. COMBINE apple butter and ketchup with a whisk until well blended. Cover and set aside.
3. COAT unheated grill grate with no-stick cooking spray. Heat grill to medium-high (350° to 400°F). Grill burgers 4 to 6 minutes per side or until juices run clear. Toast bread, if desired (see note). Brush burgers with glaze during last several minutes of cooking. Place a meat patty on each roll bottom, top with additional apple butter-ketchup glaze, if desired, and the roll top.
TIP To toast the bread: SPRAY the inside of bread with butter flavored no-stick cooking spray. Place the bread (cut side down) around the outer edges of the cooking grate. Grill until golden brown.Prep Time: 30 min
Cook Time: 12 min
I didn't know the peasant's name was Chuck. Chuck tastes good!
Hello, sorry I am late.
What is new?
Walks over with bloody bucket and mop.
I've just finished cleaning up what was left of an intrusive peasant on the floor, Guv'ner. Would you like it or should I toss it out?
Hmm...I sense a disturbance in the Board. A Lord is in danger.
*Sends out roots to determine what is the matter*
Jacks! Courtfool is in terrible danger! The kittens are killing him! You must get over there and stop them!
*Materializes*
Hmm. Things do not look good.
Prepare the hot oil! I'll need a rubdown after the Viking Kittens are 'relocated' to Hungry Jack's stewpot.
Prepare the hot oil! I'll need a rubdown after the Viking Kittens are 'relocated' to Hungry Jack's stewpot.
Viking Kittens stew? Yuck, I'll pass on that.
*urgh*
Come see the violence inher ...ugh ... Does anyone have some gin?