If any intruders do get in here, Plantjack is going to have a good meal.
That's pretty much inevitable...so lets just empty the house of valuables and have them in.
*calls the zoo to order the elephants and monkeys*
Monkeys and Elephants?
Oh, goody. Food's comin'?
Oh, goody. Food's comin'?
Yep, just be patient.
Oh, goody. Food's comin'?Yep, just be patient.
When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.
When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.Oh, goody. Food's comin'?Yep, just be patient.
Ok,ok. *Goes to the fridge and gets a lot of chicken, hot dogs,etc* *feeds Plantjack* Better?
Ok,ok. *Goes to the fridge and gets a lot of chicken, hot dogs,etc* *feeds Plantjack* Better?When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.Oh, goody. Food's comin'?Yep, just be patient.
I prefer decapitating sentient creatures. Thank you anyway.
*Munches on chicken*
Ok,ok. *Goes to the fridge and gets a lot of chicken, hot dogs,etc* *feeds Plantjack* Better?When is the food coming? I am very hungry. We have not gotten many intruders lately.Oh, goody. Food's comin'?Yep, just be patient.I prefer decapitating sentient creatures. Thank you anyway.
*Munches on chicken*
You're welcome. Knowing the thieves the way I do, I think you'll eat well tomorrow night.
Guys! how many beer ballons for tomorrow? 200, 300?
Guys! how many beer ballons for tomorrow? 200, 300?
Depends on the number of guests show up. I'd play it safe and go 300.
*Comes into the Jack clubhouse holding a man by the scruff of the neck*
I caught this punk trying to break into my car. OH, PLANTJACK!!!
Please, don't do this to me! Don't feed me to the plant!
Dang, this thief reminds me of someone. I can't put my finger on it.
Depends on the number of guests show up. I'd play it safe and go 300.Guys! how many beer ballons for tomorrow? 200, 300?
DOne, 400 ballons it is
Dang, this thief reminds me of someone. I can't put my finger on it.
Nah, you just can't tell the difference between a thief and the next one. They are all butt ugly, that's the reason for the masks.
Alright! A'll set for the party!!! It all starts NOW as we set up the deco -please put those beerkegs aganst that wall-. The animals arrive around midday and the elephants and monkeys aroun 4pm. The chicks will be here aound 6 pm and Justing (aka Black Fang) will bring the pizza at 9 pm :P . So we are all set and ready to PARTY!!!!
Oh, and I took the liberty to have an open house party... so when the thieves arrive they will be "invited" as well and avoid unpleasantness.
*Chomps head off thief*
Thank you very much. That tasted good.
*Chomps head off thief*
Thank you very much. That tasted good.
That was so cool. BTW,you're welcome. Do you like frogs? There are going to be a few coming to the party as well.
That was so cool. BTW,you're welcome. Do you like frogs? There are going to be a few coming to the party as well.*Chomps head off thief*
Thank you very much. That tasted good.
Meh. They are very annoying while you are chewing their heads. They are like cockroaches.
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That's not very nice. We be much betta than roaches. I tell ya, it's not easy being green.If I were to decapitate you, you would continue speaking inside of my stomach. It induces nausea, which I am inclined to believe is why you frogs do it.
My point is that cockroaches are capable to doing that as well.
Plant Jack is really a spy for KC. Destroy him!
That's not very nice. We be much betta than roaches. I tell ya, it's not easy being green.
If I were to decapitate you, you would continue speaking inside of my stomach. It induces nausea, which I am inclined to believe is why you frogs do it.
My point is that cockroaches are capable to doing that as well.
I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.
I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.
If relations between KC and us deteriorate, whose side will you take?
I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.If relations between KC and us deteriorate, whose side will you take?
I will step out. Kobold Cleaver is responsible for my freedom, and my life, but I also serve the Angry Jack Cult. But Kobold Cleaver sent me here so that relations between us shall not deteriorate. He is much less likely to attack the Angry Jack Cult if one of his friends is in it.
I will step out. Kobold Cleaver is responsible for my freedom, and my life, but I also serve the Angry Jack Cult. But Kobold Cleaver sent me here so that relations between us shall not deteriorate. He is much less likely to attack the Angry Jack Cult if one of his friends is in it.I am not a spy. I am an emissary. It is merely convenient. This makes Kobold Cleaver and us Angry Jack Cultists less likely to go to war again, as that has cataclysmic consequences all too often. I am loyal to the Angry Jack Cult, however.If relations between KC and us deteriorate, whose side will you take?
Fair enough. KC was wise to offer this alliance. Together we can bring the rest of the cults to their knees if they dare attack us.
Yay! PARTY!!!!!
*Brings in two cases of PBRs nad set in the mooooood*
PARTY bro's PATY like its the END OF THE 2008!!!!!!!!
*passes around beer, oil, and monkeys to everyone, and throws a frew beer ballons*
Happy new year thin bro's! *squish*
Darn, I think I step on a frog...
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap....
*runs in circle chasing own tail and pees for overexcitin*
~sniffs butt~
PARTY bro's PATY like its the END OF THE 2008!!!!!!!!
*passes around beer, oil, and monkeys to everyone, and throws a frew beer ballons*
Happy new year thin bro's! *squish*
Darn, I think I step on a frog...
Great party FJ! Booze, women, zoo animals wrecking the place... It doesn't get better than this! *looks at FJ's shoes* Wow, that frog is flatter than a pancake!
Yapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyapyap....
*runs in circle chasing own tail and pees for overexcitin*
I wonder if Plantjack likes poodles...
*crawls out under FJ boot*
ouchie.... good thing tha PBRs killed most of my sensitivity...
Oh may, elephants?....
*hops on top of a table*
*approaches plant jack, snifs it and raises a leg...*
*approaches plant jack, snifs it and raises a leg...*
Perhaps it would be wise to get away from Plantjack, Llamafrog.
*approaches plant jack, snifs it and raises a leg...*Perhaps it would be wise to get away from Plantjack, Llamafrog.
Yes, it would indeed be most wise. I generally only eat things with a brain, but I may make an exception if you even try urinating on me.
*slowly steps away from the plant and goes sniffs some zoo llamas*
Hi there gorgeous... :P
*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*
So, anyone miss me?
*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*
So, anyone miss me?
Is he invited?
Is he invited?*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*
So, anyone miss me?
Well, technically this is an open house party. However, if you want to eat him, be my guest.
Well, technically this is an open house party. However, if you want to eat him, be my guest.Is he invited?*Quickly tumbles through an open window into the main room and grabs a nearby drink.*
So, anyone miss me?
Excellent. Anyways, I believe that that was vandalism.
*Attempts to decapitate Masked Rogue*
*Rolls away from PlantJack's grasp.*
Oh, come on, you don't have to eat me! I didn't even break anything! The window was already open! Besides, I brought you a gift! I give you Jack A Nape's old head, I keep mine, and I won't have to break out the herbicides. Deal?
*Holds up severed head.*
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?
Happy New Year!
Happy new year thin bro's and broads! Beer for everyone, thieves included!!!! and may 2009 bring more beer and friendship...
*passes out on the floor crushing llamafrog and butterfrog underneath*
don't wake me until februzzZarZZzzzZZy....
*Rolls away from PlantJack's grasp.*
Oh, come on, you don't have to eat me! I didn't even break anything! The window was already open! Besides, I brought you a gift! I give you Jack A Nape's old head, I keep mine, and I won't have to break out the herbicides. Deal?
*Holds up severed head.*
Very well, you may live. I prefer my foes with a brain, anyways.
Happy new year thin bro's and broads! Beer for everyone, thieves included!!!! and may 2009 bring more beer and friendship...
*passes out on the floor crushing llamafrog and butterfrog underneath*
don't wake me until februzzZarZZzzzZZy....
*Lifts FJ off the ground* Llamafrog, are you ok?
Yipyipyipyipyipyip....
*flees like crazy, fluffy hairstyle all flat now*