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Kill da wabbit!
Hate this bug...

Liberty's Edge

Rock Rock Rock it!


Un-Callous Jack, wrote:
Rock Rock Rock it!

Rock what?

Liberty's Edge

IT man IT don't you get it?


Um...someones been adding that special "dust" to his coco puffs again hasn't he?

Liberty's Edge

I have little or no Knowledge of what you might mean?


*sigh* I hate it when the Jack posers come to our thread. ;)


I have little or no knowledge of what you may mean?


Llama Prophet wrote:
I have little or no knowledge of what you may mean?

Hey, what are you doing in our clubhouse? We don't allow stray dogs in here. Get! *Throws rock at Llama Prophet*

Liberty's Edge

Especially when they are theive's in poodle's clothing.


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Especially when they are theives in poodle's clothing.

Hey! No true thief would impersonate a poodle! I'm insulted you would even suggest such an atrocity! Good DAY sir! *Storms out of thread.*


Yip Yip Yip

*runs for the door*


BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.


Poodletime! Yapyap!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.

I think so.


Frat Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.
I think so.

Now I know how the poodles feel without Courtfool. It's kind of lonely without Callous here. Well, I guess I'll go put Joe back in the electric chair. That always cheers me up. *takes Joe to basement* *lights begin to dim in the Jack clubhouse*


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.
I think so.
Now I know how the poodles feel without Courtfool. It's kind of lonely without Callous here. Well, I guess I'll go put Joe back in the electric chair. That always cheers me up. *takes Joe to basement* *lights begin to dim in the Jack clubhouse*

Speaking of.. what's become of the poodles? Have they disbanded, or are they still around?


High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:
Speaking of.. what's become of the poodles? Have they disbanded, or are they still around?

*Licks High Priest of Sebastianity*


High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
BTW, we have not heard from our fearless leader for quite some time. I guess he is busy with Wife Jack and Baby Jack.
I think so.
Now I know how the poodles feel without Courtfool. It's kind of lonely without Callous here. Well, I guess I'll go put Joe back in the electric chair. That always cheers me up. *takes Joe to basement* *lights begin to dim in the Jack clubhouse*
Speaking of.. what's become of the poodles? Have they disbanded, or are they still around?

Their cult is gone. However, a few members hang around here. They're our watchdogs.


What do you need watchdogs for?


Hey, we are not gone! we are just "on sabatic" and living of the Jacks...eeerr... guarding their house


High Priest of Sebastianity wrote:
What do you need watchdogs for?

In theory, they are here let us know when an intruder has entered the premises. However, they're not that good. The only things they seem to do is sleep and pee everywhere. We like them though so we keep them around.


*Licks Jack's Right hand Man*


Llamafrog wrote:
*Licks Jack's Right hand Man*

*Pats LLamfrog* Good boy!


I'm hungryyyyy....


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I'm hungryyyyy....

I'll feed ya the next intruder, how about that?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
I'm hungryyyyy....
I'll feed ya the next intruder, how about that?

Excelleeent.

The Exchange

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
*Licks Jack's Right hand Man*
*Pats LLamfrog* Good boy!

EEEEEWWWWWWWW poodle drool.


Angel of Violence wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Llamafrog wrote:
*Licks Jack's Right hand Man*
*Pats LLamfrog* Good boy!
EEEEEWWWWWWWW poodle drool.

Look at the bright side. At least he didn't pee.

Liberty's Edge

Don't give him ideas.


Yeah, I know. My bad. Maybe I should take the poodles to the vet and get them neutered so we can put an end to that bad habit.

Scarab Sages

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Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Yeah, I know. My bad. Maybe I should take the poodles to the vet and get them neutered so we can put an end to that bad habit.

YIPE!


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Yeah, I know. My bad. Maybe I should take the poodles to the vet and get them neutered so we can put an end to that bad habit.

*Pees out of fear*


Llamafrog wrote:
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Yeah, I know. My bad. Maybe I should take the poodles to the vet and get them neutered so we can put an end to that bad habit.
*Pees out of fear*

WHY YOU LITTLE.....!!! *chokes Llamafrog in a manner similar to Homer choking Bart*


gack...aaaack...gurggle...


Llamafrog wrote:
gack...aaaack...gurggle...

*Lets go of dog* Hey Frat Jack, your turn to clean up after the dog!


*calls the clean up service, and the beer delivery truck*


*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...


Frat Jack wrote:

*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...

Are you ordering food?


Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...

Are you ordering food?

Food! I knew I was forgeting something...

Sorry Hugh, gotta hang, another matter came up. *click*

Any special requests?


Frat Jack wrote:

*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...

Sounds like fun Frat Jack. Behave yourself this year though. I don't want

to have to bail you out of jail again.


Frat Jack wrote:
Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:
Frat Jack wrote:

*starts making phonecalls on preparation for the new year's party*

Yeah? hi hon, with Hugh Hefner please. Tell him the Jacks need are calling a favor back...

Are you ordering food?

Food! I knew I was forgeting something...

Sorry Hugh, gotta hang, another matter came up. *click*

Any special requests?

How about pizza? Can't go wrong with pizza.

Scarab Sages

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
How about pizza? Can't go wrong with pizza.

Ask and ye shall receive (a recipe, at least).....

Italian Garden Pizza

Ingredients:
• 1 (4.9 oz.) package Hungry Jack® Sour Cream & Chives Potatoes
• 1 thin & crispy prepared pizza crust
• 5 tablespoons Crisco® Light Olive Oil, divided
• 1 (.5 ounce) package pesto sauce mix
• 2 ounces pepperoni slices, about 30 slices, if desired
• 2 cups (8 oz.) shredded mozzarella cheese, divided
• 1/2 cup chopped green peppers
• 1/2 cup sliced green onions
• 3 Roma tomatoes, sliced

Preparation Directions:
1. COOK potatoes according to package directions. Heat oven to 425°F. Coat pizza crust with 2 tablespoons olive oil. Combine pesto sauce mix with 3 tablespoons olive oil.
2. PLACE prepared crust on baking pan. Spread potatoes evenly over crust. Drizzle with pesto mixture. Top with pepperoni, if desired. Reserve 1/2 cup cheese. Sprinkle 1 1/4 cups cheese over pizza. Top with green peppers, green onions, tomatoes and remaining cheese. Bake 12 to 14 minutes or until cheese is bubbly and golden brown.

Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 23 min
Cook Time: 12 min


There, Hungry Jack will take care of the food. I'll take care of the ladies!

I'll invite my bro Bender, so if I misbehave, for sure he'll make me look "decent" enopugh ;)

*orders 8 barrels of lub oil...*


I'll get the party favors!

Starts pouring through the internet for magnet dealer.

MMMM ...electromagnetically delicious!


Malice Jack wrote:

I'll get the party favors!

Starts pouring through the internet for magnet dealer.

MMMM ...electromagnetically delicious!

Make sure you get some thief traps. Word is that they plan on crashing our party.


Panama Jack, make sure you get those magical ward lotions of yours ready. We don't want any uninvited guests "popping" in on us.


That's pretty much inevitable...so lets just empty the house of valuables and have them in.

*calls the zoo to order the elephants and monkeys*


I'm hungry for rogue's flesh! bring the on!!!

Yapyap

*goes to put on a +5 rogue bane amulet of nasty biting*

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