*Suddenly, a ghost appears. It has the form of a seagull, with sad eyes*
Has anyone else notice that Jay looks a lot like KC in this light?
I'm here as both Jay Frogskin and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
The feathered froggie is back! Yay!
The feathered froggie is back! Yay!
Thank you, Butterfrog.
However, I have to go. It's about time I start cleaning up the mess taht KC's started....
The feathered froggie is back! Yay!Thank you, Butterfrog.
However, I have to go. It's about time I start cleaning up the mess taht KC's started....
Wait a minute. I thought I ate you.
Hey Jacks, hey Jay. Wait, Jay, bu-bu-but I, I ... I killed you! I have your skull! No, those I have killed have come back to haunt me! No! *Runs off for the hills.*
I'm here as both Jay Frogskin and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
*Shivering from fright. Still under bed* Man, this place has gone nuts!
I say, Jay, do you have a message for us before you go? Give us wisdom, spirit of our featheredly departed!
I say, Jay, do you have a message for us before you go? Give us wisdom, spirit of our featheredly departed!
My time on this thread is very short. But you must remember this: Both teh Pigeons and Kobold Cleaver are very dangerous. But they are not the true enemy. They have both been played against each other. Be wary. Goodbye.
*Disappears*
I say, Jay, do you have a message for us before you go? Give us wisdom, spirit of our featheredly departed!My time on this thread is very short. But you must remember this: Both teh Pigeons and Kobold Cleaver are very dangerous. But they are not the true enemy. They have both been played against each other. Be wary. Goodbye.
*Disappears*
*crawls from under bed* Interesting.....
*crawls from under bed* Interesting...
Yes, quite so, R.H. But as Ghostbuster Jack points out, Jay sometimes bears an impression of KC...as do other of our intrusive visitors. What is that solipsistic sorcerer up to? What should we make of it all? Let's think it over by the fire with port and cigars.
*crawls from under bed* Interesting...Yes, quite so, R.H. But as Ghostbuster Jack points out, Jay sometimes bears an impression of KC...as do other of our intrusive visitors. What is that solipsistic sorcerer up to? What should we make of it all? Let's think it over by the fire with port and cigars.
Sounds like a plan to me. I'll get the beer.
Beeeeeeer!!!
*does the beer belly dance*
Silly me. Why do we need beer when we got port?
Port?
pokes smaller head in
Llamafrog? Are you here?
Ayup! I mean... Ayip!
The Jacks are alies of The poodles doe frinedship amoun our Master and they leader.
Hop in, there always space for one more Poodle!
YAY!
Runs about the clubhouse sniffing everyone's hindquarters.
If you want, I can construct a kobold trap to pin down KC. I think I have a bit of credit left on my Acme Depot credit card.
Goes to phone and checks credit balance.
Port?
It's wine.
Port?
I find it pairs well with cigars, ol chum, and prompts thinking better than beer, what-what! Can't have you passing out under the table or bolting for sorority girls while we ponder and plan. Reggie, set up the field table and roll out the map of the thread.
If you want, I can construct a kobold trap to pin down KC. I think I have a bit of credit left on my Acme Depot credit card.
Goes to phone and checks credit balance.
Very good idea MJ. If you need more cash for the device I'll help out.
And remember, we have an endless supply of Panama Jack products that you can draw upon in the construction of the trap!
Friend of PJ who just happens to be passing by: Sharoth's a human? Just the other day he insisted to me that he was a silver dragon...and he get's testy if someone mistakes him for an iron dragon.
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It says he hates every human except Sharoth. That means you. ;.I call shenanigans. Liar, liar, pants on fire!So.. what must one do to get on Sebastian's most hated list? Not that i'm trying, mind you. Just curious.Too bad, because I just checked and you are on the list ;p
I'm not human.. i'm a.. meat popsicle.. >.>
I'm not human.. i'm a.. meat popsicle.. >.>It says he hates every human except Sharoth. That means you. ;.I call shenanigans. Liar, liar, pants on fire!So.. what must one do to get on Sebastian's most hated list? Not that i'm trying, mind you. Just curious.Too bad, because I just checked and you are on the list ;p
You could remedy that by becoming a Jack. Have your alter ego denounce the false god Sebastion and become one with the Jacks, the one and only true path.
You could remedy that by becoming a Jack. Have your alter ego denounce the false god Sebastion and become one with the Jacks, the one and only true path.
Hear! Hear!
Throws back entire Dark & Stormy and bangs the glass on the bar for emphasis.
well.... I'm officialy tipsy... neve go to a restaurant with a foreigner guy who's trying to hit on a girl friend of yours if you DON'T want to get drunk... hic!
I say, ol chap, were you the guy with the girl friend or the foreign lothario hitting on her?
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Question: How long should I heat Hungry Jack® syrup?
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3/4 Bottle: 1 3/4 to 2 minutes
1/2 Bottle: 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 minutes
1/4 Bottle: 1 to 1 1/4 minutes
Frat Jack...I say, Frat Jack ol' bean. Pokes with cane. By Jove, I believe that Frat has buggered off to Tequila-dream-land!
Frat Jack...I say, Frat Jack ol' bean. Pokes with cane. By Jove, I believe that Frat has buggered off to Tequila-dream-land!
Yeah, he loves to drink and party. Thankfully he doesn't have a liver or it would been pickled by now.
That raises a question I've never felt I properly understood. As a Meat Jack, I thought that most other Jacks (by far) were golems, made in the image of our fearless leader. Golems have cpus? Was I in the Raj too long?
That raises a question I've never felt I properly understood. As a Meat Jack, I thought that most other Jacks (by far) were golems, made in the image of our fearless leader. Golems have cpus? Was I in the Raj too long?
We're not golems, we're robots. Even our esteemed leader, Callous Jack, is a robot.
Calls his doctor for a new monocle.
Really? I was sure someone said golem. So, robots are animated by cpus, rather than some trapped elemental power, I take it?
This also explains why the bloody paizomatixes are always trapsing through here. They must think that robotics are a closer tie than metaphysical "Jackness," poor beknighter sou- er, things.
Hmm...I have much to ponder.
Calls his doctor for a new monocle.
Really? I was sure someone said golem. So, robots are animated by cpus, rather than some trapped elemental power, I take it?
This also explains why the bloody paizomatixes are always trapsing through here. They must think that robotics are a closer tie than metaphysical "Jackness," poor beknighter sou- er, things.
Hmm...I have much to ponder.
Yes, it does get confusing because the words golem and robot get used interchangeably. We have the ability to transfer a person's complete personality onto a chip. I was a "meat" at one time myself before I was assimilated. I didn't lose any of my personality when I became a Jack. I'm the same person, just better. When you feel the time is right, you may do the same. The decision is up to you. You'll never age. You will be immortal.
Good to know...yes, yes. But my secret tanning lotion has the same ageless and deathless properties. By Jove, now I know why we haven't put up a Hanukkah menorah!
Frat Jack...I say, Frat Jack ol' bean. Pokes with cane. By Jove, I believe that Frat has buggered off to Tequila-dream-land!
heh? huh?.... oooooh... I was the one with the girl friends.... now lemme sleep...
*snort....grumble*
I think it would look better between the Christmas tree and the parlor window. But it is only necessary if we have any true golems, or want the club to attract true golems.
I think it would look better between the Christmas tree and the parlor window. But it is only necessary if we have any true golems, or want the club to attract true golems.Nah, because we are all supporters of Hanurhamakwanzamas here.
Yes, even if we are cruel, sociopathic robots, we are at least politically correct.
Hmm...I'm reading a book written by a famous wizard friend, "Mairkurion Tells You How to not be so Damned Confused". I'll leave it in the library when I'm done with it, in case anyone is interested.
Hmm...I'm reading a book written by a famous wizard friend, "Mairkurion Tells You How to not be so Damned Confused". I'll leave it in the library when I'm done with it, in case anyone is interested. ** spoiler omitted **
Around here it's probably best to drink and not try to think too deeply about things. :)
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Yes, even if we are cruel, sociopathic robots, we are at least politically correct.I think it would look better between the Christmas tree and the parlor window. But it is only necessary if we have any true golems, or want the club to attract true golems.Nah, because we are all supporters of Hanurhamakwanzamas here.
Yes, I do enjoy having a carbon-neutral, non-offensive celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday in the religious, or non-religious, manner of your choosing. It dosn't get more sociopathic than that.