Fine, in addition to the bounty, you can have all of FratJack's ...ahem..."art" magazines.
Deal!
Now, based on the blue (man)'s last run through, we need to set a trap. For bait I'm thinking a JC Penney Sale Catalog, a Clearance sign over a purse display, a tray of cream puffs, and some anime porn. Well, OK, the anime porn is to keep Frat from whining so much over the loss of his art collection.
The Acme delivery truck shows up with all the needed items, including faux designer purses. They set up the table next to the volleyball net
Now we wait. JH sits in a lawn chair, sipping a cold beer, the remote for the net in his hand.
Hmm, no show yet.
puts in earplugs, and turns on a Celine Dion tune to attract his prey
Hmm, no show yet.
puts in earplugs, and turns on a Celine Dion tune to attract his prey
Don't forget the Cappuccino. Metrosexuals love that stuff.
Don't forget the Cappuccino. Metrosexuals love that stuff.Hmm, no show yet.
puts in earplugs, and turns on a Celine Dion tune to attract his prey
You scare me sometimes, bro.
You scare me sometimes, bro.Don't forget the Cappuccino. Metrosexuals love that stuff.Hmm, no show yet.
puts in earplugs, and turns on a Celine Dion tune to attract his prey
What? I don't drink that stuff. *tries to hide the Cappuccino machine behind him.*
What? I don't drink that stuff. *tries to hide the Cappuccino machine behind him.*You scare me sometimes, bro.Don't forget the Cappuccino. Metrosexuals love that stuff.Hmm, no show yet.
puts in earplugs, and turns on a Celine Dion tune to attract his prey
yeah....right....then why are your fingernails always so clean?
yeah....right....then why are your fingernails always so clean?
My manicurist always does a great job....er, I mean poodle blood is a great cleanser. Yeah, that's it.
yeah....right....then why are your fingernails always so clean?
My manicurist always does a great job....er, I mean poodle blood is a great cleanser. Yeah, that's it.
*sigh*
What is happening around here?!!!!!
I think someone is in need of an intervention...
I think someone is in need of an intervention...Did you catch him yet?
Nah. I think he's one of those glitter fairies the way he floats in and out of threads.
*pops in and drops a postcard addressed to Urizen*
Bring a friend.
*heads back to Brains thread*
*pops in and drops a postcard addressed to Urizen*
** spoiler omitted **
*heads back to Brains thread*
Hey, get out of here! We're supposed to kill him first!
Although it would be funny to see him get eaten by zombies...
I still get the magazines if that happens, right?
Wow. There's so much manbags here I feel like it's a sausage fest. OOooh, Chocolate. I know who'd eat these. Thanks, guys!
<strolls out like Randall>
Wow. There's so much manbags here I feel like it's a sausage fest. OOooh, Chocolate. I know who'd eat these. Thanks, guys!
<tries to stroll out like Tony Randall>
As the metroman paws thru the faux designer purses he receives 220 volts as a wake up call. Then, as he grabs the chocolate bait, he is jackapulted out of the thread with his pants stained from wetting them.
And stay out, peasant!
returns with a vengance, steals all the beer and runs out of the thread again
"wubwubwubwub!"
Why did that guy steal our septic tank? Oh well, we have plenty of bushes to pee on.
Umm...
Are you guys going to eat that brain? I'd hate to let it go to waste.
Delightful! Umm. If any of the other undead ask, just say he didn't have a brain to begin with. I'm not in a sharing mood.
*eats Urizen's brain*
Delightful! Umm. If any of the other undead ask, just say he didn't have a brain to begin with. I'm not in a sharing mood.
*eats Urizen's brain*
Hey! No fair!
What is this? A Thriller video? C'mon, get your smelly carcass outta here.Hey!Delightful! Umm. If any of the other undead ask, just say he didn't have a brain to begin with. I'm not in a sharing mood.
*eats Urizen's brain*
*sigh* The prejudice against the unliving continues.
we undead should band together!
Yes, we should. Do you know about the MMMM....brains thread? That's the official undead thread. You should start hanging out there. One of us! One of us!
The Boss is so cool...
returns from the frog thread and steals that cannon...
If you're gonna tug on my cannon you should buy me a drink first.
*punt*
I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?
whant some 50 year old vodka?
Sure. *takes vodka, and tries to punt the sticky undead again*
This guy is like gum stuck to the bottom of my boot!
*shakes foot*
I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?
I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.
I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.
O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!
Don't you go there, FJ?O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.
Nopes, I gop to the Badarse me's club...I'm not a gent at all :P
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!*