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Cultist of Jack wrote:
Somebody told me yoga would make me better with the ladies.

Trust me. They lied.


'Dis place's lookin' busy again...YEAH!!!!

*strips nakes and starts running around screaming*

Liberty's Edge

Quick, cover him up before our optics fry.


Tally-ho Spike!

*jousts Frat Jack with a tazer*

Victory is mine!

*covers him in a tablecloth*


oh yeah baby... those tazerss are the greatest for hardcore foreplaying!

*twitches under the tablecloth*


Callous Jack wrote:
Jack Hammer wrote:
Two?

Reminds me of Austin Powers:

"Who... works... for... number... two?"

How about a courtesy flush for the rest of us?!


Oh it's so nice that Spike has a playmate now. :)


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Somebody told me yoga would make me better with the ladies.
Trust me. They lied.

You really shouldn't get romantic advice from Sunny G anymore. He has a weird sense of humor when he's drunk. ;P


Cultist of Jack wrote:
Quick, cover him up before our optics fry.

Too late! *starts bumping into everything in the clubhouse*


Finally used my Christmas/B-day Amazon gift certificates: got Cities of Golarion and the first two Kingmaker APs today. Just flipping through CoG, in a sidebar, the "Top Ten Drinks of Ilizmagorti"... third on the list:

Cities of Golarion wrote:
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."

He he he, Dark & Stormies are canon in Golarion!

Edit: Ilizmagorti is the main pirate city/isle... the perfect place for Jacks to be running around.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Cities of Golarion wrote:
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."
He he he, Dark & Stormies are canon in Golarion!

VICTORY IS OURS!!


Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.

Sovereign Court

Ayup.


Smu^f Jack wrote:
Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.

Half past happy hour. Get 'em while they're up!


Jackalope wrote:
Smu^f Jack wrote:
Hey, what time is it? Frat Jack sure knows how to keep a girl...occupied.
Half past happy hour. Get 'em while they're up!

That's what Frat Jack said.


Frat Jack is making out with a s***f? What is this world coming to?


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Frat Jack is making out with a s***f? What is this world coming to?

It's Frat Jack. If it's got boobs he'll chase it.

The Exchange

smurf


Pardon me, but Smurf Jack is HAWT! what's wrong with that?

Stop me when I start chasing poodles...

*stalks Smurf Jack*

The Exchange

smurf


Tally-ho!

*rides Spike around with taser lance, chasing and tasing smu^fs*


Meep!

*breath weapon*

*munch, munch*


*shudder*

Ick. I'm glad Spike is happy, but that's just gross.


Go spike go!


As Spike finishes up his blue chewy snacks, the rumbling roar of large vehicles comes from the entrance to the compound as a convoy of top of the line touring coaches roar into view, dust (and ice) falling away in their wake.

They circle up and come to a halt, and the door to the lead vehicle opens. The driver steps out, covered head to toe in a winter parka. As he pulls the heavy coat off and steam evaporates off of the convoy behind him, a familiar voice calls out:

"That's the last time I get conned into hosting a party above the Arctic Circle... So - what in the Nine Hells have I missed here guys?"

:D


Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:

So - what in the Nine Hells have I missed here guys?"

:D

Not much. We ran afoul of some sort of sleep spell for a while there. But we're better now. ;)


Hey! Dev brought the truck!

*turns Spike around and heads for Dev*

Heyah Dev!!


Runs from Frat Jack. Later, I have business right now.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Not much. We ran afoul of some sort of sleep spell for a while there. But we're better now. ;)

"Well that's good to hear. I was afraid what I heard was really bad - glad I was wrong!"

Jackalope wrote:

Hey! Dev brought the truck!

*turns Spike around and heads for Dev*

Heyah Dev!!

"Hey Jackalope! Hey Spike!"

Sidesteps the Freight Train o' Pain before he gets trampled ;D


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Finally used my Christmas/B-day Amazon gift certificates: got Cities of Golarion and the first two Kingmaker APs today. Just flipping through CoG, in a sidebar, the "Top Ten Drinks of Ilizmagorti"... third on the list:

Cities of Golarion wrote:
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."

He he he, Dark & Stormies are canon in Golarion!

Edit: Ilizmagorti is the main pirate city/isle... the perfect place for Jacks to be running around.

I wonder if that was intentional. When are we gonna convert the Paizo staff to Jacks? I'm surprised they haven't visited before now.

Liberty's Edge

I can't wait to meet Mona Jack.


DJ Jack wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Finally used my Christmas/B-day Amazon gift certificates: got Cities of Golarion and the first two Kingmaker APs today. Just flipping through CoG, in a sidebar, the "Top Ten Drinks of Ilizmagorti"... third on the list:

Cities of Golarion wrote:
"Dark and Stormy (2 sp): A cocktail made with dark rum and ginger beer with a slice of lime."

He he he, Dark & Stormies are canon in Golarion!

Edit: Ilizmagorti is the main pirate city/isle... the perfect place for Jacks to be running around.

I wonder if that was intentional. When are we gonna convert the Paizo staff to Jacks? I'm surprised they haven't visited before now.

I could've sworn I pointed that out in on of the other threads down here - but it's been so long it probably got archived. Still - what better way to arrive than in print, neh? ;D


Cultist of Jack wrote:
I can't wait to meet Mona Jack.

Or Gary Jack. Kinda sounds like a martial arts dude from yesteryear.

Sovereign Court

Cosmo Jack sounds right.


James Jack just sounds redundant.


When we assimilate all of Paizo's employees into Jacks, we'll be running this board! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dark Archive

isn't there already a jack frost though?


Officer Threadjack wrote:
isn't there already a jack frost though?

Nice. lol

Edit: Start from the top: Lisa Jill

Sovereign Court

Officer Threadjack wrote:
isn't there already a jack frost though?

There's also a Jack Bauer but I guess it should be Jill Bauer in our case.


Sara Jill is Hawt!


Sean Jack, Vic Jack, Rob Jack, Jack Wesley...

The Exchange

Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.

No.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.
No.

Spoilsport.

Sovereign Court

Jackalope wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.
No.
Spoilsport.

He's just mad because we shut down his Thieves Guild.

;-)


Callous Jack wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.
No.
Spoilsport.

He's just mad because we shut down his Thieves Guild.

;-)

If by "shut down" you mean that we burnt it to the ground after looting it, then yes, we shut it down.

The Exchange

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Jackalope wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Cultist of Jack wrote:
Come one and all and join the Cult of Jack. Welcome your new overlord and usher in the rise of the new Jack age. No poodles allowed.
No.
Spoilsport.

He's just mad because we shut down his Thieves Guild.

;-)
If by "shut down" you mean that we burnt it to the ground after looting it, then yes, we shut it down.

that was the safe house, get it right.


Suuuuuuuuuure it was. [;)]

Scarab Sages

Cheesy Potato Pancakes with Sausage

Ingredients:
• 1 (12 oz.) package Johnsonville Original Breakfast Patties
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Complete Pancake & Waffle Mix (Just Add Water)
• 1 1/2 cups Hungry Jack® Mashed Potatoes, Flakes
• 2 1/2 cups milk
• 2 large eggs
• 2 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 2 tablespoons Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup (optional)
• 1/2 cup shredded carrots
• 1/4 cup sliced green onion
• 1/4 cup grated Parmesan cheese
• 1/2 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese

Preparation Directions:
1. COOK and crumble sausage patties in large skillet over medium heat until no longer pink. Drain, if necessary.
2. SPRAY skillet or griddle with no-stick cooking spray. Heat skillet over medium-high heat or electric griddle to 375°F.
3. COMBINE pancake mix and potato flakes in large bowl. Whisk together milk, eggs, oil and syrup, if desired, in medium bowl. Add liquids to dry ingredients, stirring just until large lumps disappear. Blend in carrots, onions, Parmesan cheese and cooked sausage.
4. POUR 1/4 cup batter for each pancake onto hot skillet or griddle. Cook for 3 minutes. Turn. Cook an additional 2 to 3 minutes or until golden brown. Place 3 or 4 pancakes on dinner plate. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese before serving.

Yield: 4 to 5 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 6 min

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