Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...
*steps on a landmine* *&^%$$# Poodles!
Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...
Don't you have an imaginary battle with the Red Baron to attend to or something?
Will it be enough to keep the Monday Monster at bay?
I wouldn't bet on it. *Punt*
Will it be enough to keep the Monday Monster at bay?I wouldn't bet on it. *Punt*
{offers MonMon a peace offering martini}
{...with a few of Sumo's pills crushed up in it}
Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...Don't you have an imaginary battle with the Red Baron to attend to or something?
I'll have you know, it's not imaginary! Are you in league with him?
Will it be enough to keep the Monday Monster at bay?I wouldn't bet on it. *Punt*{offers MonMon a peace offering martini}
{...with a few of Sumo's pills crushed up in it}
I was born at night but it wasn't last night. *punt*
I'll have you know, it's not imaginary! Are you in league with him?Nah. It's because of his secret love for Sumo that he keeps coming back. It's really sweet...Don't you have an imaginary battle with the Red Baron to attend to or something?
*facepalm* I think someone needs some of Sumo's pills.
Is it friday yet?
Is it friday yet?
I can knock you into next Friday. Would that please you?
Is it friday yet?I can knock you into next Friday. Would that please you?
Only if its with a big wet kiss :*
Only if its with a big wet kiss :*Is it friday yet?I can knock you into next Friday. Would that please you?
Kiss a Poodle? I'd rather spend an eternity in the Nine Hells.
I've heard its full of nasty poodles down there, so, I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time
*licks the monday monster*
runs in through the doggy door, downs some meds, and chases them with a shot of tequila
Kiss a Poodle? I'd rather spend an eternity in the Nine Hells.Only if its with a big wet kiss :*Is it friday yet?I can knock you into next Friday. Would that please you?
"I can arrange that." [/Han Solo]
humps a lamp
humps a lamp
What a bright idea!
I'm shocked that I never thought of it before.
I'm shocked that I never thought of it before.
What brought on that moment of enlightenment?
I'm shocked that I never thought of it before.What brought on that moment of enlightenment?
Not sure. It just kind of zapped me!
Not sure. It just kind of zapped me!I'm shocked that I never thought of it before.What brought on that moment of enlightenment?
Brilliant! This has all been very illuminating.
It certainly has put a shine on my way of thinking.
Tomorrow, I plan to light you Poodles up with a baseball bat.
YAWN
I'll be sure to shake in my puffy white fur.
YAWN
I'll be sure to shake in my puffy white fur.
*smack* Wow! I hit a homer with that one!
*smack* Wow! I hit a homer with that one!YAWN
I'll be sure to shake in my puffy white fur.
Ooh! Are we using baseball metaphors today?
*gets to third base with the Monday Monster*
*smack* Wow! I hit a homer with that one!YAWN
I'll be sure to shake in my puffy white fur.
Ooh! Are we using baseball metaphors today?
*gets to third base with the Monday Monster*
You perverted little Poodle! *takes bat to Snarky and knocks him across the room* I can't remember when I've had this much fun!
Yipe!
*hides under a sofa cushion*
MUHAHAHAHA!!! Who wants to be my next victim?
AUGH! There are were-poodles now?!?!
feeds the Monday Monster some meds and vodka
*Feeds the Monday Monster friday's tacos*
Damn those tacos and meds!!! *keels over dead*
*Starts singing and dancing* Ding dong, the Monday Monster's dead.....
*humps Cockapoo*
Poop!
More poop!
ACK! Too much poop!
It's a blitz of poop!
I think someone needs to change my kibble.
Have you been eating tinsel? What's all this shiny stuff?
Have you been eating tinsel? What's all this shiny stuff?
I think his name was Edward.
Have you been eating tinsel? What's all this shiny stuff?I think his name was Edward.
AGH! Sparklepiric poop! Get it off, get it off!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!
I sparkled once.....
No responses?
sigh
I knew I was unloved......
No responses?
sigh
I knew I was unloved......
*"loves" CDP hard. Over and over again.*
I sparkled once.....
How'd that happen? Did the French set you on fire again?
I sparkled once.....How'd that happen? Did the French set you on fire again?
He's made of polymetal alloy.
I was hit with a polymetal alloy once......
I was hit with a polymetal alloy once......
All of us got hit by that metal bat the Monday Monster used last week. I'm still sore. *whines*