Raise of the Poodle Lords


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CourtFool wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Sorry to hear that, CF. Do you want me to disintegrate their cars?

No. I wish them no ill will. I am just frustrated.

Would humping help?


CourtFool wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

Sorry to hear that, CF. Do you want me to disintegrate their cars?

No. I wish them no ill will. I am just frustrated.

Bah! I will wish them ill for you. They'll pee their armor when I chomp their solid stone noggin and drag their cand-a** into the ethereal!

Just point us at them! They will learn to fear the Poodle Lords!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Would humping help?

Humping always helps! Yap!


CourtFool wrote:
Snarky Poodle wrote:
Would humping help?
Humping always helps! Yap!

Yap!

*humpity hump*


G&!!&$n frenchies!


Today is Wednesday and is Hump day, just beware the mists


Llamafrog wrote:
Today is Wednesday and is Hump day, just beware the mists

Wait a minute... What??? When did KQ start celebrating Hump Day and how did that come about?


What's this about kobolds humping?

*Shudder*


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

What's this about kobolds humping?

*Shudder*

Where do think all the baby kobolds come from?

Besides, kobolds are such obviously inferior miners compared to even the most feeble-minded of dwarves, it seems reasonable they'd resort to humping to relieve that sadness and despair.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

What's this about kobolds humping?

*Shudder*

Where do think all the baby kobolds come from?

Besides, kobolds are such obviously inferior miners compared to even the most feeble-minded of dwarves, it seems reasonable they'd resort to humping to relieve that sadness and despair.

Awwwwww. Now I feel bad for them.

Next time I see Kobold Cleaver, I'm gonna give him a hug.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Miss Kitty wrote:
Besides, kobolds are such obviously inferior miners compared to even the most feeble-minded of dwarves, it seems reasonable they'd resort to humping to relieve that sadness and despair.

Awwwwww. Now I feel bad for them.

Next time I see Kobold Cleaver, I'm gonna give him a hug.

Yeah, that'll go well.

I figured I'd invoke KC's wrath with that comment. He must have a life outside of the OTF boards. Argh, now I'm jealous of a kobold! :)


Miss Kitty wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Miss Kitty wrote:
Besides, kobolds are such obviously inferior miners compared to even the most feeble-minded of dwarves, it seems reasonable they'd resort to humping to relieve that sadness and despair.

Awwwwww. Now I feel bad for them.

Next time I see Kobold Cleaver, I'm gonna give him a hug.

Yeah, that'll go well.

I figured I'd invoke KC's wrath with that comment. He must have a life outside of the OTF boards. Argh, now I'm jealous of a kobold! :)

Hee hee. We'll see if he's paying attention.


Miss Kitty wrote:
KC's wrath

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Oh Kitty, you say the funniest things....


Is KC French?


That would explain a lot......


CourtFool wrote:
Thank you, Miss Kitty. It is not anything like that. My play style just does not quite align with this place.

Is it those Vietnamese pot-bellied pigs being mean to you?

*GRRRRRRRRR*

How dare they! They are not even fit to oink in your presence!

Seriously dude, don't let haters or rules hacks get you down.


I wouldn't except they seem to be the overwhelming majority. The reason I said I would be posting less (despite evidence thus far to the contrary) was I found a place where the majority seems more aligned with my style.

I can not post there from work, so I am stuck here in Drama Queen Hell.


Say it ain't so boss!

<Faints>


YAP! Hey, there are some nice poodle-halfling things in the Board now!


Awww. I will stay for my fellow poodles.


CourtFool wrote:

I wouldn't except they seem to be the overwhelming majority. The reason I said I would be posting less (despite evidence thus far to the contrary) was I found a place where the majority seems more aligned with my style.

I can not post there from work, so I am stuck here in Drama Queen Hell.

I wish I had a software version of the mental filter the Paizo writers/editors seem to have. Must be a newer version of Zaphod's peril-sensitive sunglasses.


CourtFool wrote:

I wouldn't except they seem to be the overwhelming majority. The reason I said I would be posting less (despite evidence thus far to the contrary) was I found a place where the majority seems more aligned with my style.

I can not post there from work, so I am stuck here in Drama Queen Hell.

As long as it's not 'the Den'. *faints dramatically*


Yankee Poodle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:

I wouldn't except they seem to be the overwhelming majority. The reason I said I would be posting less (despite evidence thus far to the contrary) was I found a place where the majority seems more aligned with my style.

I can not post there from work, so I am stuck here in Drama Queen Hell.

As long as it's not 'the Den'. *faints dramatically*

*humps Yankee Poodle*


*Makes a note to check out 'The Den' when he gets home tonight.*


CourtFool wrote:
*Makes a note to check out 'The Den' when he gets home tonight.*

Don't do it! They're mean at The Gamer's Den.

*throws self in front of boss' monitor*


Gamers? Sounds suspiciously like gamist to me.


Maybe they're frenchies.....


Nah, French are notoriously simulationist.


I hope somebody gives us more squeaky toys for Christmas.


Santa Poodle!


CourtFool wrote:
Santa Poodle!

Beware imposters. I hear Slaadi Claws is planning to make his rounds.


Slaads are not terribly subtle. If ole Saint Nick offers you an egg as a Christmas gift, then think twice.


Yapyapyipyap!

*goes around giving out licks and hugs*


CourtFool wrote:
Slaads are not terribly subtle. If ole Saint Nick offers you an egg as a Christmas gift, then think twice.

{stomps munching egg, spits it out into a landmine}


Miss Kitty wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Slaads are not terribly subtle. If ole Saint Nick offers you an egg as a Christmas gift, then think twice.
{stomps munching egg, spits it out into a landmine}

Just eat some grass. It will clear out your stomach.


I'll probably get a lump of coal this year....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I'll probably get a lump of coal this year....

That will also clear out your stomach.


I like a lump of coaled iron.


Courtfool, I just need to re-state for the record that you are a most wise and very fine fellow.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Courtfool, I just need to re-state for the record that you are a most wise and very fine fellow.

Now do not go starting nasty rumors like that about me. :)

Awwww, thank you. I am flattered.


I was flattened once....


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was flattened once....

I told you to quit peeing on those Jacks. YAP!


Pfft...as if. Those Jacks couldn't flatten me if I gave them the steam-roller and laid down in front of it. Seriously, they're almost as bad as the french.


Hey, you know what today is?


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Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Expression of inner pain

<Gives GGS a hug>

There, there Greyish-Greenish Slaad. It will be OK.


I was going to say Hump Day, but it can be Yap Day, too.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Pfft...as if. Those Jacks couldn't flatten me if I gave them the steam-roller and laid down in front of it. Seriously, they're almost as bad as the french.

We have no desire to flatten you. If you're flat you can't be punted very far. *punts CDP*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was flattened once....

You got better.


Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
We have no desire to flatten you. If you're flat you can't be punted very far. *punts CDP*

dodges the kick and pees on the jack-french thing

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