As he long as he doesn't start humping back...
I don't know. That might be kinda fun.
As he long as he doesn't start humping back...
Who are you and what have you done with our poodle?!
Maybe it's just me. I like humping a human leg as much as anybody, but humans humping poodles just rubs me the wrong way.
Oh.
That was a pun wasn't it?
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....hey watch it!
You're French? GRRRRRR!
Humans who try to hump poodles? Must be those damn frenchies again.....hey watch it!
You mean to tell that you...you like to...uhm.. what I mean is....
backs away from CJ
I guess not all of them are frenchies.....
Is that a 'Dear Farm Animals Monthly' letter tucked inside?Of course not. I sent it off alre... Er, I mean FratJack sent it off already.
*grabs magazine, rolls it up, smacks JRHM with it*
SMACK!
Told you, you don't fantasize with the food, you EAT it...
You can play with it but by thro.... wait.. this sheep is HOT!
*walks away flipping the magazine*
Today is wednesday, and is Hump day!
*humps the toaster*
YAP!
drops a big landmine for someone to roll in
Squirrel!
takes his meds
tries to chase his own tail like the boss, but fails and passes out
Ooo! Fresh leg.
Yap!
licks Snarky
licks Snarky
Ooh yeah, a little lower.
You're a dirty, old poodle. I like that!
Pets CDP with a gleem in his eye.
There, there puppy it will be alright.
*sniffs PonyLVR's bum* Just what I thought! She's French!
mauls Ponylvr
Take that you damn frenchie!
Hey! I was humping that.
Sorry boss! You know how I feel about those damn frenchies.
Squirrel!
Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?
Hey, is that your real voice or is your translator collar broken again?
Yap yap yap yap, Yap. Yap yap yap. Yap yap yappity yap.
Yap yap! Grrrr, woof.
You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.
*humps CDP*
You know, for once, I don't really have much to complain about.
Who are you and what have you done with the real CDP? You better not be some kind of French clone! GRRRR....
I am glad to hear it, bud. Yap!
runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie
runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie
*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*
Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!
Yay! Tug of war! YAP YAP!
Eep! Zombie!
runs through the thread dragging the severed arm of a hippeh frenchie*starts tugging on the other end of the arm*
Make a wish...
For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.
For a Tuesday, today sure is starting to suck.
How is that different from a normal Tuesday?
Today is Tuesday, and its SUCK day!!!
*commences suc... nevermind*
I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.
I am sorry, Clinically Depressed Poodle. You will be in my thoughts while I am sitting around the house licking myself. Veteran's day, baby!
licks self
I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.
You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.
I'm both looking forward to Hump day tomorrow, and I'm not. It's great because it's hump day, but I've also got to fly back to Philadelphia tomorrow. So, that kind of sucks.You can fly and lick yourself?! That's not fair! Sometimes being feline sucks.
Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.
<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>
See!
Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.
<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>
See!
{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.
{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.
<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>
See!
<Notices reverse gravity pad on the floor>
Oh, I see what's going on now...
{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.
<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>
See!
Try jumping from a very high place. That lets you pick up enough speed to fly.
{closes eyes and concentrates} UGH! {is smooshed flat on the floor} I think I'm doing it wrong.Just think a happy thought, and you can fly too.
<Imagines being in a steel mill, then floats 3 feet in the air>
See!
I'll help you fly! *punts Miss Kitty*
Someone told me that today is Veterinarians Day.
I don't think they should get a day. They're always trying to stab us with needles and cut our balls off.
Someone told me that today is Veterinarians Day.
I don't think they should get a day. They're always trying to stab us with needles and cut our balls off.
Yeah, I know. I really hate that anal probe they give us. *shudder*