<Humps Frenchie's jugular>
Better?
Certainly a more amusing mental image.
<Humps a French juggler>
This is even better!
...buttage.
That is a real word?
{invisibly swoops slowly past, taking careful notes about the sincerity of Clinically Depressed Poodle's landmine patch}
Hey guys, did you see...
...nah, couldn't be.
*Rolls over Poodlemaster Courtfool and humps him*
*rolls in landmine patch*
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
You're unusually chipper.
Trick or treat!
Trick or treat! Hurry up! Come on, what's keeping you morons! Hey! I want candy already!
{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:}
Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch.
{He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.}
Trick or treat! Hurry up! Come on, what's keeping you morons! Hey! I want candy already!
Naughty non-OGL beastie! Maybe next year if you're sincere. {vanishes}
Awww. I never get ball bearings for Halloween.
Drops ball bearings in front of Rusty
YAP!!!!
<Licks Dread Lord Poodle>
YAP!!
I'm gonna make myself sick!
{floats gently to the ground and looks around approvingly at landmine patch; whispers to himself:}
Yes, Clinically Depressed Poodle made this patch with much love and much fiber. And he was always happy to share it with his poodle friends. Truely, a most sincere landmine patch.
{He works quickly to fill a large hollow landmine-pinata with squeaky toys, jerky treats, and a jar of fiber supplements. With a poof of flatulence, he disappears for another year.}
Thank you Great Landmine.
drops a fresh landmine
Next up? Thanksgiving where they spend hours toiling in the kitchen to make us a delicious turkey treat.
Although, they seem to get angry when you indulge straight from the table.
I indulged on a table once.
I indulged on a table once.
Yeah, but it was a French table.
I indulged on a table once.Yeah, but it was a French table.
Aaaahhhhh....supressed memory! Aaaaahhhhhh
sniffs at what may or may not be a candy bar
anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?
anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?
¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!
Mmmmm....sugar.
*Happy Bday-licks CJ*
Here, and extra large skull of su...oh wait, this is a real skull...lemme fetch a sugar one
Since it is my birthday today, yes. You know I don't think I have ever actually had oen of them there skulls.anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!
Happy Birthday, CJ.
BTW, sugar skulls are not very good candy... Its prettymuch packed/compressed and painted sugar with frosting... so if you want to go into a diabetic coma, have a bite..
Happy Birthday CJ!
pees on CJ's leg
Sorry!
Since it is my birthday today, yes. You know I don't think I have ever actually had oen of them there skulls.anyone up for sume mexican sugar skulls for day of the death?¿Dias de la muertas? Sure!
Happy Birthday CJ!
*humps CJ's leg*
Oooh. Great idea.
humps CJ's other leg
I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 in doggy years! YAP!
I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 years old in doggy years! YAP!
Happy belated birthday, Cockapoo.
I can never remember how doggy years go. Something like "30 Days has September..."
I had my birthday last week. I'm now 280 years old in doggy years! YAP!Happy belated birthday, Cockapoo.
*Licks Courtfool* Thanks!
maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?
Wait, we can cure mange. Wow, we're like miracle workers.
maybe you can get these mangy cures to hump your legs now?*Nelson laugh*
Looks like you're in need of some red hot poodle luvin' too! *Gets off Jester and begins to hump Callous Jack's leg*
Everyone can use more red hot poodle luvin'.
gives Courtfool some red hot poodle luvin.
Ooooo, yeah. You know how I like it.
I think you were busted and I was 15 minutes off.
...but not locked.
...yet.