Works for me.
licks self
runs in circle trying to sniff his own butt
pauses in licking self to sniff Yankee Poodle's butt
collapses in dizziness
licks Yankee Poodle
licks Yankee Poodle
pretends to be passed out so CDP will keep licking
Oh no! You can't fool me Yankee!
keeps licking
Oh no! You can't fool me Yankee!
keeps licking
humps CDP while he's distracted
stops licking Yankee Poodle and drops a big landmine
stops licking Yankee Poodle and drops a big landmine
sniffs landmine
Yap!
Yap! Yap!
...
Yap! Yap! Yap!
sniffs Courtfool's bum
stops licking Yankee Poodle and drops a big landminesniffs landmine
*Rolls in landmine* Sorry Bi-Polar, you're too slow.
*takes a nap*
*Rolls in landmine* Sorry Bi-Polar, you're too slow.
Licks Cockapoo
*takes a nap*
sniffs Snarky's bum
I'd rather maul more frenchies....
Can we maul depressed Frenchies?
I'd rather maul more frenchies....Can we maul depressed Frenchies?
It doesn't matter if they're depressed, happy, sad, apathetic, etc., we'll maul them. YAP! YAP!
It doesn't matter if they're depressed, happy, sad, apathetic, etc.. We'll maul them. YAP! YAP!I'd rather maul more frenchies....Can we maul depressed Frenchies?
Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
It doesn't matter if they're depressed, happy, sad, apathetic, etc.. We'll maul them. YAP! YAP!I'd rather maul more frenchies....Can we maul depressed Frenchies?
Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
I don't know about that, you'd have to ask Courtfool. That's one nice fire hydrant to pee on and hump!
I don't know about that, you'd have to ask Courtfool. That's one nice fire hydrant to pee on and hump!Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
I thought they already brought Rusty in for that scene in that G.I. Joe movie.
I thought they already brought Rusty in for that scene in that G.I. Joe movie.I don't know about that, you'd have to ask Courtfool. That's one nice fire hydrant to pee on and hump!Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
That was my half-brother, Jack Russet Terrier. He's got movie star looks, the bastard.
I thought they already brought Rusty in for that scene in that G.I. Joe movie.I don't know about that, you'd have to ask Courtfool. That's one nice fire hydrant to pee on and hump!Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
That was my half-brother, Jack Russet Terrier. He's got movie star looks, the bastard.
You need movie star looks to be strapped to a rocket and fired at the Eiffel Tower? Damn, I'll be stuck waitressing forever if that's the case.
You need movie star looks to be strapped to a rocket and fired at the Eiffel Tower? Damn, I'll be stuck waitressing forever if that's the case.I thought they already brought Rusty in for that scene in that G.I. Joe movie.I don't know about that, you'd have to ask Courtfool. That's one nice fire hydrant to pee on and hump!Hooray! Can I disintegrate the Eiffel Tower too?
That was my half-brother, Jack Russet Terrier. He's got movie star looks, the bastard.
How do you think Megan Fox keeps getting work?
Oh, wait, that's a different thing...
How do you think Megan Fox keeps getting work?Oh, wait, that's a different thing...
Megan Fox *drools*
Megan Fox *drools*
How do you think Megan Fox keeps getting work?Oh, wait, that's a different thing...
Poodle+Fox? Hmmm, apparently it's possible.
Poodle+Fox? Hmmm, apparently it's possible.Megan Fox *drools*
How do you think Megan Fox keeps getting work?Oh, wait, that's a different thing...
I wonder if Courtfool would be mad if I brought some dox puppies over here? YAP! YAP!
Damn, it's only Thursday!
Megan Fox *drools*
How do you think Megan Fox keeps getting work?Oh, wait, that's a different thing...
The name alone starts me to humping. *humps mid-air*
I'd never maul Megan.
I'd never maul Megan.
Why not? Everyone else does.
*licks picture of Foxy Megan*
Disintegrate Eifel Tower, no.
Dox puppies, yes.
Megan Fox, um…you go ahead. Not my type.
Courtfool's type?
My type too. Grrrr, bow wow. Hello nurse!
I think she was on the cover of last month's PlayPoodle.
I think she was on the cover of last month's PlayPoodle.
*searches for last month's copy of PlayPoodle*
I saw Courtfool with it the other day....
I saw Courtfool with it the other day....
That must be why he disappears for days at a time.
GRRRR!
I heard he's also got a harem hidden away somewhere.
I heard he's also got a harem hidden away somewhere.
I wish.
I made a birthday wish once. It never came true....
Well it would not be my first wish. You know how catty women get. No insult, Ms. Kitty.
Cat?!? Where?!? Grrrr.....
I have piles and piles of cat friends.
Dead, and torn, and mauled?
I have piles and piles of cat friends.
You have won the thread.
Your own cult thread, I know, but you've won.