Sorry Emperor Poodlemilian I if you feel discouraged, or even hateful towards us of Lord President Moorluck's new regime. Here take this as a gift from me to you.
Emperor Poodlemilian I gift
** spoiler omitted **
*Looks up angrily from the paper he stole*
Oh I am SO killing you! First you totally steal my shtick, then you sic it on me?!Lightning Bolt!
Poodle pounds! Our coins are "chocolate" too!
*Looks up angrily from the paper he stole*
Oh I am SO killing you! First you totally steal my shtick, then you sic it on me?!
Lightning Bolt!
Detect Evil, smite evil
*BOOM*!
Pieces of poodle rain down on the gathering
OMG!!! They killed Poodlemilian!!!
YOU BASTARDS!!!
OMG!!! They killed Poodlemilian!!!
Mo&%$ F&%$s!!!!
OMG!!! They killed Poodlemilian!!!Mo&%$ F&%$s!!!!
I think we may have to go gangsta on these $%#@$#@! !
...oh you're already doing that.
Squirrel!
Squirrel!
First casualty of Nucular Maximized Meteor Swarm Bombs.
*Arrives via an RD-15 (Red Dragon) landing in front of a banner that reads "Victory"*
Good work, Lord Secretaries.... wait a second, there are still poodles here....
*Pulls out a M-60 loaded with Maximized/Enlarged/Quickened/Empowered Fireball rounds"
Say hello to my little friend ya' mutts!!
*Arrives via an RD-15 (Red Dragon) landing in front of a banner that reads "Victory"*
Good work, Lord Secretaries.... wait a second, there are still poodles here....
*Pulls out a M-60 loaded with Maximized/Enlarged/Quickened/Empowered Fireball rounds"
Say hello to my little friend ya' mutts!!
President Moorluck, you're going to have to leave the soon-to-be Wastelands of the Poodle Lords.
<>
Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?
These guys are loonier than Lost writers.
Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.
chtk-chtk-WEEG-chtk*
*"War it is! Bring out the chemical weapon squirrels!"
You cold grey b*st*rds! You've almost snuffed out all the Reds, and now you make war on Poodles?!
{eats plenty of beans and starts farting smoke signals} Ha ha, I've just ordered the Extra-Large War Sampler from those ACME gnomes. Make your peace tree-rats! Soon, death comes for you! BWAH-HA-YIP-YIP-YAP!!!!
Nad revo hear teh Dre squiddles era inn vader ring. Squiddles, gett bake onn yuar natiff contents!
OMG!!! They killed Poodlemilian!!!Mo&%$ F&%$s!!!!
Wate... iss teh cobalt whit Morlock?
Squirrel!
tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-WEEG*
*Silly invaders, don't they know there are more squirrels in existence than could ever be destroyed with the entire world's nuclear arsenal? We're worse than cockroaches in that sense. Dang! Poodle almost got me!
<runs back up the oak tree, breaks out a fan to blow the fungal cloud away>
<runs back up the oak tree, breaks out a fan to blow the fungal cloud away>
Yap! Yap! Yap!
Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!
I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
Squirrel!
*licks the Lord Squirrel*
Squirrel!*licks the Lord Squirrel*
tchk-tchk-WEEG*
*ACK! I've been slimed by a tree climbing poodle!!!
Pees on LSoKA's leg
GRRR YAP!
Detect Evil, smite evil
*Looks up angrily from the paper he stole*
Oh I am SO killing you! First you totally steal my shtick, then you sic it on me?!
Lightning Bolt!
FOOL! How dare you, a mere alias, challenge me!
Oh, and you missed. Anyways, trying to sell Canada isn't a good act. Just FYI.*Grins and hacks War-Bucks with Cleaver*
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!
*Hits with purity rot*GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!
Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.
*Unleashes a barrage of rounds from "his little friend"*
Holy $#!* did you guys see the size of that crater!?
Pees on LSoKA's leg
GRRR YAP!
Aw crap! It's going to take forever to get that smell out of my fur.
<Kicks Dread Lord Poodle>
Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.
*Unleashes a barrage of rounds from "his little friend"*
Holy $#!* did you guys see the size of that crater!?
High Five!!!
(Sorry about the smell)
Detect Evil, smite evil
*Looks up angrily from the paper he stole*
Oh I am SO killing you! First you totally steal my shtick, then you sic it on me?!
Lightning Bolt!FOOL! How dare you, a mere alias, challenge me!
Oh, and you missed. Anyways, trying to sell Canada isn't a good act. Just FYI.
*Grins and hacks War-Bucks with Cleaver*
Now that wasn't very nice ya' flippin' lizard! Back of my Lord Secretary!
*fires of several more rounds making sure to keep the blast radius from hitting War-Bucks*
Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.
*Unleashes a barrage of rounds from "his little friend"*
Holy $#!* did you guys see the size of that crater!?
High Five!!!
(Sorry about the smell)
It's alright, I'll just have some nixies give ya' a sponge bath when we get back to the world. Damn! you sure know how to build a bomb!
<Kicks Dread Lord Poodle>
YIPE!!!!
Runs from the room, tail tucked under body
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!
*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!
Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.
<Dictum Cruise Missile!>
<Kicks Dread Lord Poodle>
YIPE!!!!
Runs from the room, tail tucked under body
Aw, now I feel kinda bad.
Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.
*Unleashes a barrage of rounds from "his little friend"*
Holy $#!* did you guys see the size of that crater!?
Now why did you just start chugging all that beer? Now you'll be hallucinating all day!
*Kicks away fighter without bonus feats*
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!
*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.
<Dictum Cruise Missile!>
I wasn't talking to you! And quit blowing up the food dishes! I keep all my stuff there!
*Kicks*Hey, um, anybody know where the Jacks are?
Detect Evil, smite evil
*Looks up angrily from the paper he stole*
Oh I am SO killing you! First you totally steal my shtick, then you sic it on me?!
Lightning Bolt!FOOL! How dare you, a mere alias, challenge me!
Oh, and you missed. Anyways, trying to sell Canada isn't a good act. Just FYI.
*Grins and hacks War-Bucks with Cleaver*Now that wasn't very nice ya' flippin' lizard! Back of my Lord Secretary!
*fires of several more rounds making sure to keep the blast radius from hitting War-Bucks*
*Deflects shots at War-Bucks*
Lightning Bolt!Now, apologize!
Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!
*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.
<Dictum Cruise Missile!>
I wasn't talking to you! And quit blowing up the food dishes! I keep all my stuff there!
*Kicks*
Congratulations! The confusion spell worked. I'm going back to the FaWTL!!! thread.
Congratulations! The confusion spell worked. I'm going back to the FaWTL!!! thread.Amassing! Sum won acttolly understanders mee!Well, that one squirrel is now high on a mushroom...cloud.Hig onn mash rooms? On, teh squiddle iss hig onn uh teer, on uh mash room. Era yua stoopid?Ok, that makes sense now. YAP! YAP!Oooookay, then maybe you're the one high on mushrooms.
<throws acorns at poodles from up in an oak tree>Augh, the sky is falling, the sky is falling!I've been getting advice from some Dan/Slaad/Gith guy. You're a lot alike.
Edit: <> Ooh, that one shook the windows!
LOOK OUT!!! THEY'RE GONNA IGNORE YOU!!!
*Hits with purity rot*
GET READY TO GO BLACKGUARD, JERK!Hee hee. I'm already there, you pile of rotting vegetation. Prepare to meet your maker.
<Dictum Cruise Missile!>
I wasn't talking to you! And quit blowing up the food dishes! I keep all my stuff there!
*Kicks*
HAHA! Feel the greatness of Poodle (and sometimes slaad)Power!
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
Just ignore them. They obviously skipped their medication again.
I'm confused.Just ignore them. They obviously skipped their medication again.
I skipped my meds once....that was an awkward day.
{wakes up from smell of napalm and burning landmines, yawns} Hmmm, wot hoppened? I grew up in the Abyss, you think a little mundane fire is gonna phase me? Is that your best Lord Dumbluck & Ground Weasel of the Kicked Butt?
Although for the benefit of the other poodles, maybe that freon-powered Grey Squirrel might lend a fart or two to cool things off.
Anyone have a Biscuit of Resurrection (or Undeadification) for poor Poodlemilian?
I skipped my meds once....that was an awkward day.
For you or everyone else?
I'm confused.Just ignore them. They obviously skipped their medication again.
Or maybe they took one too many?
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Well I was trying to handle one problem at a time but if the slaad thing wants some to then The Lord Prez will be more than happy to give 'im some.
You should know that that "thing" isn't representative of the slaadi majority.
You should know that that "thing" isn't representative of the slaadi majority.
** spoiler omitted **
And some of us aren't too fond of little Lord MoreDuck's conscription attempts, then threats and violence, either. He cut and run faster than, well, Chicken Slaad.
You should know that that "thing" isn't representative of the slaadi majority.
** spoiler omitted **And some of us aren't too fond of little Lord MoreDuck's conscription attempts, then threats and violence, either. He cut and run faster than, well, Chicken Slaad.
<pops in from some random plane upon which he was hiding>
Yes? Ack! Poodles!
<runs away yet again>
This thread has gone to hell in a handbasket.
Yap!
I'm always worried that I'll end up in Hell.....and that it will be filled with french people.