Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Mama was a wise poodle.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mama was a wise poodle.

She was a b!$*&.

Spoiler:
Hehe, censored for a completely appropriate use of the word. Go figure.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Bob Barker sedd so.
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That creepy old bastard was probably french.
Ferguson said BB was a vampire. BB even admitted it a couple times on Ferguson's show (just look at his mighty undead slam attack!). Do they even have vampires in France?
Pfff! Vampires! Vampires can suck it (pun intended). I'm friends with a certain Stake-wielding, former cheerleader who can dust those pansies in less time than it takes to understand what that creepy Puddle guy is saying.

Hay! Hime ham ton crepe!

Liberty's Edge

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
That creepy old bastard was probably french.

*snip*

there ya go Bob....I bobbed th' barker.


CourtFool wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mama was a wise poodle.

She was a b~!&*.

** spoiler omitted **

The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it out

You f%!!ing b!$&&!

*giggles*


Llamafrog wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Mama was a wise poodle.

She was a b~!&*.

** spoiler omitted **

The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it out

You f#%!ing b&~!%!

*giggles*

Egg sept taht "focing" iss uh dab vort.


Llamafrog wrote:


The Postmontser's programming makes no distinction :D check it out

You f@&~ing b!&&&!

*giggles*

Yup! That PostMonster fella doesn't play favorites at all. He treats everybody wtih equal measures of wanton cruelty. Must be part poodle.


Should we start a rumor that he is the PoodleMonster?


*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*
Hi!


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Okay, that is still just gross.


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!
Okay, that is still just gross.

Blame Kobold Cleaver.


This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Hi!

At least he got the naming priority correct.

Welcome PJS.


CourtFool wrote:
Should we start a rumor that he is the PoodleMonster?

Why not! I love a good rumor.

Cockapoo wrote:
This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!

Sure thing. Everyone should be medicated.


CourtFool wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Hi!

At least he got the naming priority correct.

Welcome PJS.

Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.

Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.
Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.

Of course. Wait wha-? Oh man I can't believe you said that!

*Collapses in a fit of dog/jack/slaad laughter*


PoodleMonste General? Luv it!


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
Well, you see, first there was only a Poodle, than a Jack moved in and FADE TO BLACK. Than that Poodle Jack meet a Slaad and FADE TO BLACK. So the order went Poodle-Jack-Slaad.
Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first, which is as it should be.

Of course. Wait wha-? Oh man I can't believe you said that!

*Collapses in a fit of dog/jack/slaad laughter*

Oops. Must have been the meds talking.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Yeah, but the point is that the Poodle came first...

Which makes sense, today being hump day and all.


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Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:

*puff of smoke with barks, metal sounds and slaadic noises inside*

Hi!

Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!


Cockapoo wrote:
This thread is beginning to drive me loony. Mind if I borrow some meds, CDP? YAP!

Dantchu renenmber? Heme last shi mends.


Llamafrog wrote:
[advertizing]Hey buddies, Wolfgang Baur's Halls of the Mountaing King will be released next week and this is the last chance to join and get it. After its released, it won't be up for sal. Its a patrons-only project. This baby is a 170+ pages adventure and patrons get the gazetteer for free, thats another 30+ pages of goodies. I'm advertising this because I was honored to participate with around 12 pieces of art :D. So if you like Wolfgang's products and my stuff, this one Adventure is a good option :D [/advertizing]

Wew, hive all ways wontoned too red abut teh Mountainq Quing!


MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!


Rusty the Poodle wrote:

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

And so begins the War of the Frosty-Butt Squirrel Hordes vs. the Lone Rusty Monster...


MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.


Cockapoo wrote:
And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.

To paraphrase a Great One: "As a civilized canine, I am able to impersonate a nitwit much easier than it is for nitwits like the Jacks to imitate civilized canines."

"...brutal, unprincipled, uncivilized, treacherous; in every way splendid examples of Canis familiaris, the very flower of Poodle-anity."


Hey! I found this unexploded bomb that beaver guy left.

<Sniffs at bomb, which turns to a pile of rust>

Why can't I have good things?????


Eekster Buhnay wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

And so begins the War of the Frosty-Butt Squirrel Hordes vs. the Lone Rusty Monster...

On, on; she jest tyring too konck hemesellef tow.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*

*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!

<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>


Cockapoo wrote:
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

And I thought the Jacks were nitwits.

Are you kidding, these new fellas almost make the french look good.


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Why can't I have good things?????

Yap!

Spoiler:
Bonus points for Fairly Odd Parents reference.


Aaaaahhhhhh!!!!! The french are coming! The french are coming!!!

*Begins running around in circles*


Grey Squirrel wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*

*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!

<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>

<Munches on acorns>

Hey, these aren't dissolving into red dust! Thanks, Grey Squirrel.

<Rubs up against the tree and purrs>


Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Grey Squirrel wrote:
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
MiniatureGiantSpaceToyPoodle wrote:
Cockapoo wrote:
*drops a squeaky toy at Rusty's feet* Knock yourself out! YAP! YAP!
Rusty the Poodle wrote:
Yay! Squeaky toy! <Nudges squeaky toy> Hey! It's not squeaking for me!

Listen to wise Cockapoo: "Knock yourself out!" Watch me, I'll show you... {picks up squeaky toy and bashes against own head}

SQUEAK See- SQUEAK like- SQUEAK this- SQUEAK!... {finally succumbs to unconsciousness}

That looks like fun!

<Runs into tree holding Grey Squirrel>

Whee!

tchk-tchk-WEEG-WEEG-tchk-tchk-tchk*

*who the hell is knocking at my ... OH GODS! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?!?!

<starts throwing acorns as quickly as possible at RtP>

<Munches on acorns>

Hey, these aren't dissolving into red dust! Thanks, Grey Squirrel.

<Rubs up against the tree and purrs>

Puddles tond puer. Wee yep nad krab! Era yua uh reel puddle?


Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?

Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.


Puddle wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?
Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.

You called?

<piddles>


Puddle wrote:
Puddles tond puer. Wee yep nad krab! Era yua uh reel puddle?

I'm a vat-grown poodle!

Yark! Bap!


Puddle wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
Hey, he's supposed to be urinating! What's wrong with him?
Yua era thanking off Poodle, meth thinks.

But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.


Urgh, rough friday night... somebody bring me some Menudo...


Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.

We do not discriminate on appearance.

Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...


CourtFool wrote:


Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...

If we did that there wouldn't be a poodle left. YAP!


*Runs through thread causing Chaos, handing out beer, and chewing on trees.*


Poodle Jack Slaad wrote:
*Runs through thread causing Chaos, handing out beer, and chewing on trees.*

Yep! Yep! Yep! Grout off are tread!


<Runs after PJS, waving celery stalks>

WAIT! You needs some dretching!!!


CourtFool wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.

We do not discriminate on appearance.

Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...

Hime haff grate gammaray! Yua jest canned unndurstond mee, soo yua thank hime haff dab gammaray. Nad dent makk fon off mei Miss Pelling probelem.


Hime thank thar saw uh bite off chaoa inn teh treads. Hime mey haff last sum spots.


Puddle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Greyish-Greenish Slaad wrote:
But he is a poodle, right? Just a hard-shelled orange poodle who looks like a rust monster.

We do not discriminate on appearance.

Now poor spelling and even worse grammar...

Hime haff grate gammaray! Yua jest canned unndurstond mee, soo yua thank hime haff dab gammaray. Nad dent makk fon off mei Miss Pelling probelem.

Ei half gradiated form Sebastyanne's Skool ov Lawr, annd ey wille repersent Pudel inn hys extermination casse.

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