Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Hooray!!!

*humps everything in sight*


CourtFool wrote:
*licks Callous Jack*

La la la la... hello little puffball puppies! Oh, look how handsome you all are! Such good doggies, oh yes you are, yes you are!

{minces saucily up to CourtFool} Oh hello, you big sweet doggie! Would you like a treat? How about a nice colored egg? Perhaps a chocolate bunny?


Dargentum the Slayer wrote:

*begins singing*

Yummy, yummy,
Fruit Slaad,
yummy, yummy,
Fruit Slaad,

Argh! {Saves vs Otto's Irresistable Earworm} Whew!

You big lizard... and you're not even a real doggie! {casts Bigby's Mighty Bludgeoning Milkbone Biscuits at Dargentum the Big Meanie}

{spots Clinically Depressed Poodle} Oh my, you poor sad doggie. I have a special colored egg for you, with a candy SNRI shell. {scritches him behind the ears}

{warily eyes Snarky Poodle} Don't you dare hump me, you naughty doggie... this dress is dry-clean only. Oh, I can't stay mad at you -- have a colored egg!


Here we go again. Not terribly bright, are they?


CourtFool wrote:
Here we go again. Not terribly bright, are they?

{looks at basket of eggs} Oh they're very bright in all the colors of the rainbow! {absentmindedly starts humming to herself}


Piddle wrote:
<piddles on squawking duck again>

{wiggles cotton tail saucily} Oh don't be naughty, just ignore the wittle Duck. Hello puppy, I'm the Eekster Buhnay! {flashes megawatt smile} I bet you'd like a colored egg, or maybe even a coloured egg! Such a good doggie!

Liberty's Edge

Yes, listen to the nice lady!


I have heartworms more destructive.


CourtFool wrote:
I have heartworms more destructive.

Oh, poor wittle doggie. Would you like me to heal you? {readies Chaos Hammer}


CourtFool wrote:
I have heartworms more destructive.

Them's fighting words!

Excuse me for the break in continuity, but I had to post this.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Would you like me to heal you?

Look, lady, poodles are not too keen on the words 'heel' nor 'fix'.


Low-fat Ranch Dretching wrote:
Them's fighting words!

I guess I should keep mum about the tape worm then.


CourtFool wrote:
Look, lady, poodles are not too keen on the words 'heel' nor 'fix'.

Oooo, so disobediant. You need... a spanking! Yes, naughty CourtyFooly, would you like a spanking?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
You need... a spanking!

Oh! You are good.


CourtFool wrote:
Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
You need... a spanking!
Oh! You are good.

{ditzily checks character sheet} Nope, it says here I'm chaotic neutral.

But now that I think about it, I've be oh so naughty too. I should be spanked too... I don't see a paladin around -- do any of you poodles want to spank me?

I wonder if tapeworms like colored eggs?


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
...do any of you poodles want to spank me?

Are you familiar with Saint Andrew's cross?


CourtFool wrote:
Are you familiar with Saint Andrew's cross?

Good thinking, I do get kinda wriggily. And "exercise" will built up your appetite... hungry for an egg yet?


I was spanked once....with a baseball bat.


Hime ham bake! Finnilly gott owt off taht stoopid ting whit teh dick.
Noet taht "duck" iss uh Miss Spell-ing off "dick," note teh oder mining.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I was spanked once....with a baseball bat.

Hi've ben waked whit uh laddle bei taht stoopid Frencherlander kook. Nad soth att bei crassy hillybillygoats. Nad eatened bei uh ethan gaunt lizard-knig. Nad spered bei salads. Itt hert. Itt al hert.


Are you sure you're not french?


Perhaps we should hire a translator for Puddle. YAP! YAP!


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Here we go again. Not terribly bright, are they?
{looks at basket of eggs} Oh they're very bright in all the colors of the rainbow! {absentmindedly starts humming to herself}

But dogs are color blind. Oh well here goes!

*begins humping her leg, smelling of dead dog, one loling out of it's socket*


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Are you sure you're not french?

Off coarse hime ham ton Frencherlanderish! Dog...


Hey, just curious - did we every fix our dates and location for POOCON?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey, just curious - did we every fix our dates and location for POOCON?

Not that I know of. We should have it sometime during the summer. You know, dog days of summer and all that.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Hey, just curious - did we every fix our dates and location for POOCON?

Poor choice of words.


Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
*begins humping her leg, smelling of dead dog, one loling out of it's socket*

The things I put up with for this job...

Um, Fall-apart-doggie? Why don't you hook up with Puddles? He's been playing hard to get with you, don't you know?

I'm gonna burn this dress twice


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
*begins humping her leg, smelling of dead dog, one loling out of it's socket*

The things I put up with for this job...

Um, Fall-apart-doggie? Why don't you hook up with Puddles? He's been playing hard to get with you, don't you know?

I'm gonna burn this dress twice

Orf! Hime ham ton gray!

Hime thimk taht yua mene "Hime goona born tish dretch, ressuerecter itt, ten born itt agin."


*colapses dead from exhertion and falls to the floor with thud*


Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
*colapses dead from exhertion and falls to the floor with thud*

*humps dead buttuglypoodlekin*


Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:
*colapses dead from exhertion and falls to the floor with thud*

We are here in the Poodle Lords thread, where we've secretly replaced Buttuglypoodlekin's removable eyeball with Folg-, er, a loverly coloured egg. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!

*Now I'm talking to myself in the third person and using the Royal We?! It's really hard staying on the sane side of Chaotic Neutral while spending this much time around Pood-dulls!*


*raises from the dead looks around and cocks his head to the side*

OMG!! I can't see!!

*begins running in circle attacking his own tail*

I know you did this to me!!

The Exchange

"What the hell is that? Did a poodle mate with a rat? I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."


Crimson Jester wrote:
"What the hell is that? Did a poodle mate with a rat? I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."

* turns to the newcomer and rushes over filling the air with a rotting odor*

IWANNAPLAYIWANNAPLAYIWANNAPLAY!!

PLAY WIT' ME!!!

The Exchange

Heres a stick....go fetch

Throws stick very very very far......

Liberty's Edge

Crimson Jester wrote:

Heres a stick....go fetch

Throws stick very very very far......

It never works... even a plane shift and dimensional anchor doesn't keep him away.


Crimson Jester wrote:
I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."

We had a vote and decided your mom was a limit.


Crimson Jester wrote:

Heres a stick....go fetch

Throws stick very very very far......

Heya, you tall drink of water... would you like a colored egg?


CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."
We had a vote and decided your mom was a limit.

Okk, yua now taht uh tread hass gonned crassy wen pepple stort macking "yuar mohm" jocks.


Buttuglypoodlekin. wrote:

*raises from the dead looks around and c@@&% his head to the side*

OMG!! I can't see!!

*begins running in circle attacking his own tail*

I know you did this to me!!

Whys our yua searing?


Puddle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."
We had a vote and decided your mom was a limit.
Okk, yua now taht uh tread hass gonned crassy wen pepple stort macking "yuar mohm" jocks.

The poodle thread was so high-brow before...


Crimson Jester wrote:

Heres a stick....go fetch

Throws stick very very very far......

*comes limping back with a torn trolls arm in his jaws*

Mphr oo areth!

*drops arm at CJ's feet*


Snarky Poodle wrote:
Puddle wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
I know you guys are lickign and humping almost everything but please have some limits."
We had a vote and decided your mom was a limit.
Okk, yua now taht uh tread hass gonned crassy wen pepple stort macking "yuar mohm" jocks.
The poodle thread was so high-brow before...

Off coarse itt woes.


Awwww puppies!
:)


Solnes wrote:

Awwww puppies!

:)

ok ok that cracks me up. I was a fan of the WWF back in the late 90's till about 2002. and that quote reminded me of Jerry the King Lawler talking about Debroah on the broadcasts PUPPIESSSSSS!!!! I offically have no life


I've alwasy wanted a puppy, but Mrs. CDP says she's allergic.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I've alwasy wanted a puppy, but Mrs. CDP says she's allergic.

Sounds like a new take on "Not right now, I have a headache."


Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Awwww puppies!

:)
ok ok that cracks me up. I was a fan of the WWF back in the late 90's till about 2002. and that quote reminded me of Jerry the King Lawler talking about Debroah on the broadcasts PUPPIESSSSSS!!!! I offically have no life

You know I thought of that as soon as I hit submit post...lol!


Solnes wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Awwww puppies!

:)
ok ok that cracks me up. I was a fan of the WWF back in the late 90's till about 2002. and that quote reminded me of Jerry the King Lawler talking about Debroah on the broadcasts PUPPIESSSSSS!!!! I offically have no life
You know I thought of that as soon as I hit submit post...lol!

If you remember that...then give me a HELL YEAH!!!!!!!

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