Great! Now you're stealing my lines. Is nothing sacred.....?I was picked last once....I like you CDP. I think I'll kill you last.*sharpening knives* Ah, getting ready to give the Mrs. the Poodle pelts she always wanted.Oh please! We all know there is no "Mrs. MoMo". That's why you come here every Monday - to get some good lovin!sigh
I always get picked last......
.. So some say.
Hiya Poodles! I'm looking for a few Poodle pelts! *pulls out knives*Go away! Don't look at me! I'm hideous and nobody likes me!
This is new?
Hiya Poodles! I'm looking for a few Poodle pelts! *pulls out knives*Go away! Don't look at me! I'm hideous and nobody likes me!
There, there! I'm just messing with ya! *licks CDP*
Hiya Poodles! I'm looking for a few Poodle pelts! *pulls out knives*Go away! Don't look at me! I'm hideous and nobody likes me!
I don't like any Poodles. Don't take it personally. Now, about that pelt...
Ugh!
Ugh!
*humps CDP*
Is that any better?
{lights mood candles and puts on some Barry White} Wednesday's almost here.
Looks like it's gonna be a cold, wet Humpday.
Looks like it's gonna be a cold, wet Humpday.
Let me warm it up for you! *humps CDP*
Looks like it's gonna be a cold, wet Humpday.Let me warm it up for you! *humps CDP*
It's less cold, but it just got wetter, didn't it?
It's less cold, but it just got wetter, didn't it?Looks like it's gonna be a cold, wet Humpday.Let me warm it up for you! *humps CDP*
Yep! *Humps Snarky*
It's no use. We're all doomed. The snow is gonna bury us.
It's no use. We're all doomed. The snow is gonna bury us.
You're off your meds again aren't you?
It's no use. We're all doomed. The snow is gonna bury us.You're off your meds again aren't you?
I was on meds?
I was on meds?It's no use. We're all doomed. The snow is gonna bury us.You're off your meds again aren't you?
Uh-oh! Yeah, you were on meds. You were much more relaxed. Besides the desire to maul frenchies, you were at peace.
I believe we have video.
Hell, I think the internet has video of everything that goes on in here.
I'm on video? I probably look terrible....
I'm on video? I probably look terrible....
S$#+, I thought you were Snooki... except you weren't dripping as much.
I'm on video? I probably look terrible....s*!@, I thought you were Snooki... except you weren't dripping as much.
What are you talkin' about? I'm not dripping! I...
Oh...
Well I'm not cleaning that up.
I'm on video? I probably look terrible....s*!@, I thought you were Snooki... except you weren't dripping as much.What are you talkin' about? I'm not dripping! I...
Oh...
Well I'm not cleaning that up.
I'm now officially 7% Italian.
I believe we have video.
Hell, I think the internet has video of everything that goes on in here.
Really? *wags tail* Where's our residual payments?
I'm on video? I probably look terrible....s*!@, I thought you were Snooki... except you weren't dripping as much.What are you talkin' about? I'm not dripping! I...
Oh...
Well I'm not cleaning that up.
*looks at Snooki* Jesus Christ! Even I wouldn't hump that!
digs his way out of a mound of snow
Brrr......now I understand why humans wear clothes. Of course, they do get in the way of a good hump.
humps something
Darn, I missed humpday! Well, better late than never
*humps around*
Is it Friday yet?
Is it Friday yet?
And it couldn't come soon enough!
Where's PETA when you need 'em?
What? The People Eating Tasty Animals? Wouldn't we be in danger from them?
No animals were harmed in the making of this sweater!
*feeds one of the kittens some tuna*
No animals were harmed in the making of this sweater!
*feeds one of the kittens some tuna*
*sniffs CFM* You smell like a Frenchie! Grrrrrrr!!!
*sniffs CFM* You smell like a Frenchie! Grrrrrrr!!!No animals were harmed in the making of this sweater!
*feeds one of the kittens some tuna*
Well, I did drink half a box of wine at lunch, but... shhhh... that can be our little secret.
She is not French, looks more like a Russian to me.
I like French fries.
Frenchies? Grrrr.......
Come now, I though we had dealt with your anger issues.
Deal with this....
mauls the therapist
Smacks CDP with a newspaper
Bad dog, time to take your medicine.
Come now, I though we had dealt with your anger issues.
Leg humping works for me!
Come now, I though we had dealt with your anger issues.Leg humping works for me!
I think it works for everyone! *Humps Courtfool*
*flaps menacingly*
Oh great! It's THAT day again. Can't we write our congressman or something? Maybe get them to stop it, once and for all?
{carries in another snowball from outside, adds it to small pile} I'm almost ready for MoMo...
For the last time, my name isn't *&^%$# MoMo!!! *punts Miss Kitty*
{wakes up behind sofa} HEY! {rubs sore butt}
{sneaks back out, begins pelting MoMo with mushy snowballs}
{wakes up behind sofa} HEY! {rubs sore butt}
{sneaks back out, begins pelting MoMo with mushy snowballs}
Hey! Stop that!
{runs out of white snowballs, switches to throwing the yellow ones}
drops some landmines
{runs out of white snowballs, switches to throwing the yellow ones}
No! Not the lemonade flavored snowballs! I spent all morning making those! I guess I'll have to make more. *hikes leg*
You @#$%^& Poodles! You'll pay for this! *teleports away*
I guess MoMo doesn't like lemonade. :(