Awwww man, someone got eye goo all over me!
*Runs after the "eye"* *Stops where the spotty carpet is and hikes leg* *starts chasing the eye again*
Noooooooooooooooo!
Come to think of it....
drops a landmine on the carpet
Sniffs CDP
pops some meds and downs them with a swig of Double Chocolate Stout
I wish CDP would stop passing out on me, that dog dribbles more than anyone here... and for that matter why does it smell like mold? I swear that it isn't me!
I wish CDP would stop passing out on me, that dog dribbles more than anyone here... and for that matter why does it smell like mold? I swear that it isn't me!
Sometimes Cockapoo doesn't wash certain parts for long stretches of time. That could be the smell.
drags his butt across the carpet
drags his butt across the carpet
That always hits the spot, doesn't it?
I wish CDP would stop passing out on me, that dog dribbles more than anyone here... and for that matter why does it smell like mold? I swear that it isn't me!Sometimes Cockapoo doesn't wash certain parts for long stretches of time. That could be the smell.
Actually I'm kind of attached to that smell. Besides, it keeps the flies away.
YAP! YAP!
piddles on the carpet
piddles on the carpet
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
I got piddled on once.... That Fifi is one kinky b@&*~!
I got piddled on once.... That Fifi is one kinky b#*&*!
I was there.
<shudders>
has his way with Cockapoo...
has his way with Cockapoo...
** spoiler omitted **
I feel dirty!
I feel dirty!has his way with Cockapoo...
** spoiler omitted **
drags hit butt across again, just for good measure
Thank you please may I have another?
(rolls through and heads over to the untitled thread...)
* flies in looking for kobolds, sees nothing but poodles. Shrieks loudly at poodles then flies away*€
* flies in looking for kobolds, sees nothing but poodles. Shrieks loudly at poodles then flies away*€
Why am I always ignored unless it's poodles or zombies?
throws up on the carpet
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
Thank you please may I have another?
Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....
*Contemplates whether white or red wine goes best with poodle*
Actually, I'd go with a nice Belgian Wheat beer.
White wine or the beer. The red wine stains like crazy!
I know, I was in a Sham-Wow! commercial once.
(bounces and spins through)
Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....WHat where, huh...Oh I just had the strangest dream.
Was it the one where you're fighting vampires with nothing but a giant safety pin?
Or, was it the one where you get the shit humped out of you by 5 poodles? If so, that may not have been a dream.....
Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....WHat where, huh...Oh I just had the strangest dream.Was it the one where you're fighting vampires with nothing but a giant safety pin?
Or, was it the one where you get the s%%@ humped out of you by 5 poodles? If so, that may not have been a dream.....
Heh heh. That was a good time.
Poodles, come out to play-yay!
Poodles, come out to play-yay!
Yip!
*hides under the carpet*
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Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....WHat where, huh...Oh I just had the strangest dream.Was it the one where you're fighting vampires with nothing but a giant safety pin?
Or, was it the one where you get the s*%& humped out of you by 5 poodles? If so, that may not have been a dream.....
I am not sure.
I am not sure.Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....WHat where, huh...Oh I just had the strangest dream.Was it the one where you're fighting vampires with nothing but a giant safety pin?
Or, was it the one where you get the s*%& humped out of you by 5 poodles? If so, that may not have been a dream.....
Do you have that wet dog smell clinging to you?
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Do you have that wet dog smell clinging to you?I am not sure.Looks like the jester got hold of some of my meds and booze....WHat where, huh...Oh I just had the strangest dream.Was it the one where you're fighting vampires with nothing but a giant safety pin?
Or, was it the one where you get the s*%& humped out of you by 5 poodles? If so, that may not have been a dream.....
Well there is this strange wet smell in the air.
Well there is this strange wet smell in the air.
Yeah, then you were probably attacked by vampires. Those dudes smell funny.
And they suck!
Plus, they keep wolves as pets! WTF? DOn't they know that a poodle is inherently superior to some mangy old wolf.
Well there is this strange wet smell in the air.Yeah, then you were probably attacked by vampires. Those dudes smell funny.
I smell like incense, angst, and lavender, thank you very much.
I like the taste of brains.
Plus, they keep wolves as pets! WTF? DOn't they know that a poodle is inherently superior to some mangy old wolf.
Not just wolves either. We poodles are superior to about every form of life.
Plus, they keep wolves as pets! WTF? DOn't they know that a poodle is inherently superior to some mangy old wolf.
Not just wolves. We poodles are superior to about every form of life. YAP! YAP!
*Punts Courtfool* You poodles are disgusting, vile creatures that deserve to be eradicated from this world. A task that I look forward to doing.