I could use a long hump...
I could use a long hump...
It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?
ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! THAT TEARS IT! DAMN YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS A DAMN FRENCHIE! PREPARE TO BE MAULED!!!
attacks the Monday Monster
It's about to get a lot worse, for you anyway. Perhaps I should eat you first?ARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! THAT TEARS IT! DAMN YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS A DAMN FRENCHIE! PREPARE TO BE MAULED!!!
attacks the Monday Monster
You dare to challenge me? *knocks CDP away*
clamps onto the Monday Monster with his teeth and starts humping
To paraphrase Haley Starshine....
"HUMP ATTACK, B~!!%!!!"
AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!! *collapses motionless on the ground*
*sniffs the motionless Monday Monster* CDP, you humped him to death! *notices CDP still humping* .... and beyond death as well.
Ooh!
*joins in humping the Monday Monster*
Take that, you little b+!!@!
AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGG!!! *collapses motionless on the ground*
*Humps the montionless Monday Monster*
Ooh!
*joins in humping the Monday Monster*
Take that, you little b#%&%!
Let's get that last dying quiver! *joins Snarky, Llamafrog, and CDP in the humping*
Actually that's his rear end Courtfool. But hey, that's even better!
Actually that's his rear end Courtfool. But hey, that's even better!
I thought it tasted like brownie.
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b~*%$, or what?
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?
We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.
We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.
So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.
We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.
You mean licked, don't you? Oops.
You mean licked, don't you? Oops.So, did we just make the Monday Monster our b&*!@, or what?We all have our own El Guapo, for some us, our El Guapo might be a day of the week.
We took the fight to our El Guapo and kicked its arse.
Well, I guess in this case, both.
Poor Monday Monster. He didn't mean anyone no harm.
I beg to differ.
I beg to differ.
Oh, damn! Did he do that to you?
I beg to differ.Oh, damn! Did he do that to you?
Well, he was always threatening my kin.
Today sucks!
Today sucks!
Would it help if I humped you?
*humps CDP*
Today sucks!
Home with a sick child. I hear you, Sumo.
*humps CourtFool*
Yes, hump.
I need you but hump a little more to get all the energon I need...
*humps Megatron*
This small mammaloid appears to be making love to my leg. Somebody tell Soundwave to get a bucket.
*humps Megatron*
Have you been to The Digital Underground lately?
*humps Megatron*Have you been to The Digital Underground lately?
Whats that?
*humps LHP*
It's Wednesday. Do you know where your hump is?
It's Wednesday. Do you know where your hump is?
Right.....
...
HERE!
*powerhumps CDP*
This small mammaloid appears to be making love to my leg. Somebody tell Soundwave to get a bucket.
Yap!
Yap! Yap!
Yap! Yap! Yap!
pops some meds, rolls over on his back, and stares into the sky
Sneak-A-Hump!
*sneak humps CDP*
Magikarp!
*splashes*
Spearow!
<Dives after Magikarp>
*Splash*
Magikarp!
Spearow's attack missed!
CourtFool!
Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.
CourtFool!
Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.
Nothing will empty your thread like making it operate under 4e rules ;)
CourtFool!
Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.
Interrupt, I tap two blue mana and play Dispel CourtFool.
*Splashes*
CourtFool!
Each ally within Burst 5 may shift a target of their choice a number of squares equal to CourtFool's CHA modifier. If shifted target is within range, they may hump as an interrupt action.
What's your CHA modifier? YAP!
Nothing will empty your thread like making it operate under 4e rules ;)
The thread is converting to 4E?!? Oh noes! But....but...where will I go?
You can come to Cybertron, we still play AD&D there.
You can come to Cybertron, we still play AD&D there.
How do you feel about the french?
I prefer them fried or liquified and poured on a salad.
I prefer them fried or liquified and poured on a salad.
BROTHER!!!!
I prefer them fried or liquified and poured on a salad.
*licks Megatron*
Poodletrons, Transform!
I almost missed Humpday!
*Humps Megatron*