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*mauls the Monday Monster*

Bite that coward!

Where the hell are Mr. Fishy's megadons!

Don't you mean megalodons?

mauls the Monday Monster then humps his unconscious body

humps Doggy Door of Doom

>Humps GSPS back< How you like it!!!

I love it, I lurv it!

Better be careful or your gonna get caught in the...

*winces as the door flaps back shut on GSPS*

...flaps. Ouch, looks so painful!

It hurts so good!

humps the Doggy Door of Doom while it flaps

humps the Doggy Door of Doom some more

Humps the Doggy Door of Doom

humps Big Fishy

Anybody miss me?

projectile vomits on Doggy Door of Doom

Are you gonna eat that?

I have 50 poodles in my belly.

"Gotta catchum...gotta catchum all!!!"

Do I know you?

What about chimeras?

*Runs over GSPS tail*

*Holds up sign:Man, this road is bumpy.*

glomps Studpuffin

chases down Bear and starts to munchs on his leg

That's for running over CDP's tail!

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

I beg to differ.

Oh, damn! Did he do that to you?

Well, he was always threatening my kin.

I beg to differ.

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

Come Monday we'll see how brave you are....

As brave as I am any other day of the week.

If you've got a problem with my little friend, then you've got a problem with me.

flashes a toothy smile

adds 30kg of As(CN)3 to the "fish tank"

Don't you mean Al(CN)3?

I eat cyanide for breakfast. Every morning.

we have a fish tank?

*dives in*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

I'm confused Mr. Fishy. Did you want me to hump you?

*humps Mr. Fishy*

>Mr. Fishy counter humps screaming< How you like it,how like it.

Mr. Fishy didn't let his dog get away with that crap either.
Go forth and hump the enemies of fishiness...and any thing else you can.

I love it, I lurv it!!

Give it to me!!!!

I'm confused Mr. Fishy. Did you want me to hump you?

*humps Mr. Fishy*

*poof*

Someone rang?

regrows appendage

regrows appendage

Hmm, I think I forgot to mention that I was also spliced with Troll dna.

licks up Teagan's blood

OOH! salty...

I use my appendage as a ghost touch weapon.

(also try to bite me, i'm etheral!)

Etheral is fine, now if you were ethereal, then I'd have a problem.

takes a bite out of ulgulanoth

*humps ulgulanoths leg*

*What? Magikarp is evolving?!*

*Turns into Gyarados, eats a poodle, swims away*

*eats Magikarp*

*Holds up sign: Just signed a petition to regulate gene splicing poodles with other animals.*

*releases Trapper Kobold #11*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Trapper Kobold #11 wrote:

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

AAAA!

*Releases tiny blue weasel from pack*
Eat it! Eat it!

Only if you promise to leave the rest of us poodles alone!

*Stabs poodle*

GLOMP!

*eats Trapper Kobold #11*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*

Ach du lieber, mien shtaple gun! Ah, well, zer are alvays vays....

*pulls chainsaw out of little black bag*

*eats Dr. Pekkers chain saw*

*eats Dr. Pekkers staple gun*

*replaces carpet with heavy duty sandpaper.*

*pours rubbing alcohol on sandpaper*

Rubbing Alcohol? BURP!.....tasty

*replaces carpet with heavy duty sandpaper.*

*eats the sandpaper*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

*Feeds GSPS a license plate, a plastic cup, a wooden spoon, a ball of rubber bands, and some burlap.*

Eh, they were just lying around and it seemed like a good place to dump them.

BUUURRRRRRRPP!

*Feeds GSPS a wall clock, a good chain, some gold teeth, and a jesters cap*

This bunch should have some good... uh... flav-a-flav...

I'm gonna have to make some room first.

*uses the toilet*

*washes paws*

*eats breakfast*

*Feeds GSPS a license plate, a plastic cup, a wooden spoon, a ball of rubber bands, and some burlap.*

Eh, they were just lying around and it seemed like a good place to dump them.

BUUURRRRRRRPP!

Oh! You have!

Yes! Oh, yes! Give it to me! Oh god, you are soooooo big. It hurts! It hurts.

Looks back at Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark.

Well? Come on. At least give me a paw around.

*gives CourtFool a paw around*

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Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

*glomp*

*eats studpuffin*

Hey! Spit him out! I liked that bird.

*regurgitates stomach acid soaked Studpuffin*

CAW!

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peck peck peck

*glomp*

*eats studpuffin*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

But I'm not a tetacle monster, because I've got no tentacles.

Tsk.

Wanders off.

*GSPS long tongue wraps around one of CourtFools' legs*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

I fear my appendage would rip regular poodles in twain.

Snickers.

All the tentacle monsters say that.

But I'm not a tetacle monster, because I've got no tentacles.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

*calls the dog catcher*

dances mockingly on his hind legs before fleeing

No need to flee, I'll defend your honor. One bite from me can sever a human leg from the knee down.

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

You've got no idea baby!

Bring it, big boy. Yap! Yap!

I just hope you can handle it!

*pushes his massive appendage in* *hump, hump, hump*

Gene Spliced Poodle-Shark wrote:

If you've got a problem with poodles, then you've got a problem with me. My bite is worse than my bark!

Apparently, so is your 'appendage'.

You've got no idea baby!