...makes Girl Scout Cookies with real girl scouts.
I would like to order two boxes please!
...makes Girl Scout Cookies with real girl scouts.
Mmmm... I like the real crunchy ones, with the little bits of bone in them. :oP
... watches rental videos just so he can not rewind them.
That he has been banned from the Lower Planes for giving the residents a bad name!
That Drow Elves consiter him to devious and dispicable for their tastes!
That the Elder Evils think that he should start a school on how Real Evil is done!
...had Firefly canceled!
(That dirty rotten SOB!!!)
RPG Superstar 2014 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16
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Beats a dead horse.
Killed the 3rd edition warg and raised it as the 4th ed abomination.
Created Earthday so people would ignore the environment every other day.
Created the Boobahs (If you are a parent of a small child you may know this horror).
Beats an undead horse.
Aired the Firefly pilot at the end of the series.
...saves on a 1...against ANYTHING.
He keeps me from dipping my chocolate bar into the peanut butter, AND, eh steals the PB out of my Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
The bastitch... :o(
...wrote the theme song to Three's Company
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...can swallow an opponent whole with a successful grapple check. Once inside, the opponent takes 1d100 points of bludgeoning damage plus 1d100 points of negative energy damage per round from the Whispering Tyrant’s gizzard.
A swallowed creature then notices something even more disturbing when something begins cutting its way out of their own body, while they are still swallowed by the Whispering Tyrant! Whatever this thing is, suddenly slicing its way out of their poor gut, uses a light slashing or piercing weapon. If this creature, let's call him "Bellyripper Bob" for the sake of argument, deals 25 points of damage to the poor PC's gizzard (AC 15), it can cut its way free of the PC to join him in the Whispering Tyrant's gut.
Once the creature exits, muscular action closes the hole.
However, this is not an improvement to the poor PC's predicament, as another creature then begins cutting its way out of the poor PC's gut. Sadly for the PC, this can happen ad infinitum. Those creatures already inside the Whispering Tyrant's gut then begin attacking the PC in earnest now that they are free of the PC.
The Whispering Tyrant's gizzard can hold as many creatures as the Whispering Tyrant wants, because he is the frigging Whispering Tyrant!
... was banned from playing with young Iuz since Iggwilv thought he was a bad influence... and Graz'zt agreed.
... was banned from playing with young Iuz since Iggwilv thought he was a bad influence... and Graz'zt agreed.
~laughter~ I was going to write something along this line, but I could never make it come out right! Good job!
~laughter~ I was going to write something along this line, but I could never make it come out right! Good job!
Thanks! And I was going to write about the cancellation of Firefly, but you scooped me on that.
He's an evil bugger this one ;)
...taught Uwe Boll everything he knew...
...brought deep-fried twinkies and diet coke to the Weight Watchers meeting...
...introduced Dr. Phil to Oprah...
...describes in lurid detail how your parents conceived you....with pictures, even...
...he used to use pictures. Now he uses PowerPoint presentations...
*twitches*Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"
....makes hot dogs with real dogs.
Is anyone mentioning baby oil or should I?
...hired Mothers Against D&D to campaign in the 1980s against the game that created him in the 2000s.
Now I want to run a forums game where characters must worship fiends and do evil deeds.
... created this thread to mine for ideas as to what he should do to us.
...ninja's on World of Warcraft.
...makes cameo appearance's in B-movies.
...hates the Iconic's.
...likes brussel sprouts.
...uses a spoon when a fork is more appropriate.
...is behind other cutlery related evil
(I think the ladies can relate to this one)
... he invented the underwire bra.
... Invented chain letters and spam mail.
... cancelled Quantum Leap when the ratings were high.
Then he cancelled Angel, when the ratings were high and the critics were praising it.
When people gradually forgot him, he made sure that the pilot of Firefly was never aired and that the episodes were all played out of order.
...made sure that Ziggy Stardust's career rocketed out of control.
You know when the song goes, "When the kids had killed the man, I had to break up the band"..? Look no further, this is the bastard you have to thank.
...actually likes Kobold Cleaver. ~GRINS and runs~
... He shot the Deputy, then framed Bob Marley for a double homicide.
... He unleashed Pun-pun on the OP boards.
...is the one that is hanging up on Pink, when he calls home from America. You know? In the Wall, the Operator is placing a long distance call from America and has to tell him there's some man answering, and he keeps hanging up?
Mystery solved.
...taught Lucy to snatch the football away from Charlie Brown. Oh how he feasted on that poor boy's self-esteem!
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... created this thread to mine for ideas as to what he should do to us.
Please, let it be noted, I am not the Whispering Tyrant, I am merely one of his stirge-juice-boxes idly passing the time until I am thirstily drunk by him into oblivion.
It is simply impossible that he used the unrevised 3rd edition polymorph spell rules in such underhanded fashion in order to turn into this harmless little form with the express intent of spying upon you.
Who could possibly be that evil?
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Who could possibly be that evil?
** spoiler omitted **
Guahhhh!! Fie on thee, Satan!
... uses a weapon that deals 1 to 13 points of damage.
..Voted for Dajobas
He shows up to work when horribly sick, and then coughs all over the copier...and coffee maker handle...
