s~~*! I AM that angry bullette in yo bed suckas!That was you? You forgot your cab fare.
And now my dogs are tired!
I have it on good authority that Kobolds are related to Smrfs.
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I am going to kill you now.
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I am going to kill myself now.
Darn.
Well then...
Umm...
Fine. Rocks fall. Everyone dies.
Fine. Rocks fall again. Everyone dies.
Kobolds taste like chicken! Aleast that is what Elmer Fudd tells me.
kobolds are so totally broken... I mean geeze haven't yu guys ever met punpun?
joking of course but still: kobolds are wonderful little critters though I can't say I'm a fan of paiso's interpretation.
Kobolds taste like chicken!
According to Kobolds, it goes "tastes like Gnome." And no. Kobold does not taste like Gnome.
Kobolds taste like chicken!According to Kobolds, it goes "tastes like Gnome." And no. Kobold does not taste like Gnome.
Kobolds taste like Gnomes because that is what they eat. Now Smurfs taste like magic mushrooms, while Halflings taste like good cheer and aged port.
The Troll is willing to conduct an experiment and feed a Kobold nothing but Kobolds who have eaten nothing but Kobolds. This way we will find out just what Kobolds really taste like.
The Troll
The Troll is disturbed to find he has turned a strange shade of blue.
the Troll
KOBOLDS ARE POOR SPELLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KOBOLDS ARE POOR SPELLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The worst thing about kobolds? They scrape their greasy scales off on your sofa, and they fling the litter box around.
There's just.....no reason for kobolds to even exist.
Bah, at least we're house-trained (unlike a certain warwoof I could mention).
They taste like SPAM.
I make it a personal policy to always girlcott kobolds (necromantic or otherwise).
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Oh, little Kobold Cleaver will be so upset about this. That is, if I ever let him out of the sensory deprivation chamber. He's been a bad little kobold.
why do that? Schizophrenic-induced machinery is quite fun.
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I used to give him his "time outs" in the refrigerator, but his behavior didn't improve, so I stepped it up a notch.
Plus, it gives me some peace and quiet while I polish off a box of wine.
{muffled reply from freezer} M-ooooooom! It's really cold in here!
{cue laugh track}
I used to give him his "time outs" in the refrigerator, but his behavior didn't improve, so I stepped it up a notch.
Plus, it gives me some peace and quiet while I polish off a box of wine.
A box? I'd say to two or three.
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A box? I'd say to two or three.I used to give him his "time outs" in the refrigerator, but his behavior didn't improve, so I stepped it up a notch.
Plus, it gives me some peace and quiet while I polish off a box of wine.
I will stuff you and roast you like the Thanksgiving turkey you have always aspired to be.
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Yes, yes, please boycott our lairs. That'll show us! In fact, set up picket lines to stop adventurers from entering them! At least for the next few weeks.
Also, I need . . . 17 crossbows. For my giant wa—um, Completely Peaceful Purposes machine.
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Haters gonna hate.
I will stuff you and roast you like the Thanksgiving turkey you have always aspired to be.A box? I'd say to two or three.I used to give him his "time outs" in the refrigerator, but his behavior didn't improve, so I stepped it up a notch.
Plus, it gives me some peace and quiet while I polish off a box of wine.
You say the nicest things. Here a recipe to see that you get it right.
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You say the nicest things. Here a recipe to see that you get it right.I will stuff you and roast you like the Thanksgiving turkey you have always aspired to be.A box? I'd say to two or three.I used to give him his "time outs" in the refrigerator, but his behavior didn't improve, so I stepped it up a notch.
Plus, it gives me some peace and quiet while I polish off a box of wine.
There's a lot of ingredients on that list. I think I will stew you in a pot full of Campbell's soup and serve you on a platter surrounded by canned peas and Jell-O.
And I will pair this entree with a 2-month old Riesling out of a cardboard box. Exquisite.
Skeezy!
I'm three apples high and I'm called smurf
Smurfity, smurfity, smuef
Much Better.
just smurf it, smurf it noone gets the smurf so just smurf it
and I just smurfing ban the smurf out gblins cuase they smell funny
must be that the kobolds smurfed them something aweful.
and snarf
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Except the part that made them cold-blooded.
*sigh*
Was searching for something else and ran across this old post.
We miss you good sir.
This was a blast from the past. So many familiar names, so many people gone.
Whether simply moved on from this little corner of the internet or, like Mike, more dearly departed, we miss you all here.
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AH, nostalgia. I don't haunt the boards as of old, but this was fun to peruse