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Also, I don't think I would want any merch for ORC that took such a hostile, destructive tone as "an orc killing a wizard".

As long as it's a gnomish wizard, I'm cool with it.

You misspelled "gnome". Paladins should eat gnome babies.

I would suggest gnomes have the best chance of defeating the tarrasque, and only if we run out of them should other beings be tried.

6 gnome adventurers walk into a bar....

And then what? Does it have a happy ending, or do the adventurers survive?

Animal beat drums, Fighter beat kobolds!

See that? Yeah, this is why we need caster-martial disparity. Otherwise these over-muscled thugs will never get their comeuppance.

I suddenly have this overpowering urge to build a gnome pally. :p

You'll want to optimize. The ideal array for a 15-point buy gnome paladin is:

STR: 7 (5 after racial mod)
DEX: 8
CON: 7 (9 after racial mod)
INT: 18
WIS: 16
CHA: 8 (10 after racial mod)

Put your favored class bonus into a skill, and be sure to take lots and lots of Professions, because you want to be able to do anything. Your feat should be Skill Focus in one of the professions, so you're really good at it.

Now you're ready to go into the first-level dungeon to fight kobolds with your mighty, uncovered gnome paladin fists.

Letting a gnome live.

(Or at least it should.)

On the one hand, baby goblins are disgusting creatures.

On the other hand, maybe they'll eat the paladin.

I don't know. Is the paladin a gnome?

Feed the gnome to the goblins.

No, no, blackbloodtroll was right in the beginning. No gnome has a soul.

You know what's really OP?

Gnomes.

Especially gnomes that take eight levels in paladin, four in bard, and then go mystic theurge.

Though the ones that take all their levels in Expert or Commoner are even more OP.

Which is the OFFICIAL correct designation for the weapon in Pathfinder? What should I be putting on the stat blocks?

SHORT SWORD or SHORTSWORD?

"Gnomesticker"

How to make a Mystic Theurge:

Play a gnome. Take 8 levels of ranger. Add 4 levels of bard. At 20th level, you'll be casting as a 16th level ranger and 12th level bard!

Yes, yes, please boycott our lairs. That'll show us! In fact, set up picket lines to stop adventurers from entering them! At least for the next few weeks.

Also, I need . . . 17 crossbows. For my giant wa—um, Completely Peaceful Purposes machine.